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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 20:58:32 No.774514972 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>774515476 >>774516067 >>774522637

Hey, guys. Drug Monkey Anon back for another couple stories. Some background

>18 yo Britbong
>Was broke and just out of high school last year, college didn't work out
>By January I had no college and no job prospects
>Approached by a dodgy clipboard wielding guy who asks if I want to become a drug tester
>Initially decline
>But wait
>It's £150 a day
>I'd put anything in to my body for £150 a day

cont

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:00:43 No.774515183 Report

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Been waiting for this all day

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:03:56 No.774515420 Report

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Fuck I need to sleep

But I need to know

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:04:33 No.774515476 Report

Quoted By: >>774515839

>>774514972
>A few weeks have passed since the diuretic medication that fucked my shit up
>Starting to get back to normality
>Current routine is wake up at 8.30, head to the facility for 9.30, I get the bantz with QT, I get blood test at 10, weight check immediately after, get results of blood test back by 1ish, then I fuck off home, sometimes walking QT to town on her lunch break
>It's not much, but it beats the last medication
>This has been continuing for two weeks until Don is happy I'm back to normal testing levels, says he has a new medication
>Oh shit son here we fucking go
>Not sure what to expect here
>But he says he has to preface it by saying I'll be among the first persons testing it
>Wait other testers work here? How come I've never seen anyone before?
>Decide to hold my tongue, that's none my bidness
>He says the last 3 medications I've tried (the regenerative thing, the sexual enhancement tablet, and the super strength diuretic) have all been around half way through their testing
>Half way through
>And the last one was ridiculous in its potency
>You should regauge your expectations, Don
>Go through the facility again, takes me in to the usual room, says the usual stuff
>Journal, desk, toilet, bed
>Ah, old friend
>But this time he says he has to observe me until 5pm
>Aw dang
>This is starting to feel like an actual job

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:09:08 No.774515839 Report

Quoted By: >>774516019 >>774516238 >>774516822

>>774515476
>Don explains that the medication dose is started relatively small and he expects the medication to be entirely out of my system by 4pm at the latest
>Well I hope you've got that right
>He hands me a small cup and a pack of anti-septic wipes
>But there's no pill in the cup
>Just a small screen of what looks like that moisturiser stuff you get from the doctors when you've got dry skin
>I think it's called diprobase
>Anyways I immediately assume it's a moisturiser or something
>He tells me to use the wipe on a nondescript patch of skin on my body, but an area I wouldn't mind him observing
>Oh okay, so I won't put it on muh baws then, good advice Don
>Thinking about the best place to put it and settle for the inside of my left bicep
>At least if it burns right through me it will leave an easy to hide scar
>Ah well
>Come this far
>And I've made like £3.5k at this point
>Might as well get up to £4k minimum before I even think about quitting
>Use the wipe and apply a thin layer to my arm
>Here we go, lads

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:11:09 No.774516019 Report

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>>774515839
RIP bicep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:11:44 No.774516067 Report

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>>774514972
Yess, finally!

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:13:39 No.774516238 Report

Quoted By: >>774516650 >>774516857

>>774515839
>Been chilling on the bed for a while, checking the patch of skin every 15 minutes or so
>Not much has changed
>Infact, nothing has changed
>I feel no different
>Ah well he did say it was a small dose I guess
>This carries on until 2pm, Don comes back with a BBQ chicken sub sandwich and a coffee for me
>Muh boy Don's gotten real cool lately
>Anyways this carries on with no major differences until 4pm
>Don comes to let me out, start the post-test overview of the journal
>Don looks almost disappointed going through it
>Says tomorrow is another write off for blood tests and he'll procure a higher strength dose on Wednesday
>Say no fucking problem
>At this point I've just been getting checks on the Friday rather than daily, I guess they consider me an employee at this point, so I see every day as an extra £150 easy money that I get to spend on the weekend
>But yeah, walk out, QT already gone (she did say she doesn't work too late, anyway)
>Sitting at home, expecting some kind of side effect...
>Nope
>Nothing
>Nada
>Almost a little disappointed at how mundane it is, but I guess not every pill can be amazing

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:14:47 No.774516329 Report

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you're back!!
Pouring myself a glass off booze and getting comfy

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:18:09 No.774516650 Report

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>>774516238
>disappointed
At least it didn't scar you, that's something to keep in mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:19:57 No.774516822 Report

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>>774515839
>muh baws
told you he was actually British, you Ameritards that thought he wasn't really British for knowing what fucking inches are

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:20:19 No.774516857 Report

Quoted By: >>774517449

>>774516238
>Tuesday is pretty uneventful, just the usual half day nonsense
>Go in, get probed with questions, get blood tested, weighed, chat to QT, go home
>For tomorrow, we get an enhanced dose
>Turn up next day, all goes ahead as normal
>He specifies that I shouldn't use the same area, so opt for the right bicep this time
>Again, apply the thin layer of moisturiser, begin to write out any changes, chilling on the bed, etc
>Again, another day of sweet fuck all
>Don't feel any different, but Don is a little late with my lunch today (can't even leave the room to get a bag of crisps or a coffee from the vending machine at the bottom of the hall) so I'm a little annoyed
>Day goes on as normal otherwise
>Debrief with Don, who seems again a little disappointed
>Same routine, tomorrow is a write off for testing, he'll get a stronger dose on Friday
>This carries on as it did this week and the following week, I'm not noticing very much
>A little skin irritation maybe?
>By the end of the second week I've used my inside biceps, my inside and outside calfs, and only the last one has a little red mark
>Don says on the Friday that he's going to up the dose by a significant unit due to the lower than expected results
>He still hasn't hinted at what he's expecting here

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:24:01 No.774517195 Report

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Im lurking

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:26:19 No.774517421 Report

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SILVER CATS FROM MICHIGAN BEWARE

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:26:40 No.774517449 Report

Quoted By: >>774518060 >>774518187 >>774518213

>>774516857
>Turn up, this time we're getting a stronger dose
>Almost a little giddy at the thought of it
>Same deal, this time I put it on my shoulder
>Sitting around, not doing much, listening to some music (got the Cure's highly underrated Faith album on repeat, having a fun time of it)
>Feeling maybe a little more emotional
>Not sure why
>Oh wait
>It's probably the topical cream I just slathered on my shoulder
>Huh
>Write this down
>Otherwise, day is fine
>Debrief is cool, Don is a bit more perky today
>I'm feeling a little drained at the end of the day so I don't bother contacting QT
>If I'm being a drag, I don't want to bother her, it's not fair, she works so hard
>Go home and just spend the night chilling, watching shitty TV
>Wake up the next day a little annoyed I've got to go in to work
>Can't be bothered at this point
>Starting to lose interest
>Also feeling volatile with parents
>Who the fuck are they to get in about my business
>Fucking pricks
>Anyways I go in to work, make an effort to be nice to QT since I've been neglecting her a little, but during the testing I'm feeling a little annoyed at having to do this all the time
>Can't they just get the fucking dosage right
>This is annoying
>I'm feeling achy
>I want to go home
>...0h wait this is the fucking cream isn't it

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:29:33 No.774517754 Report

Quoted By: >>774518903

I love how this legitimately feels like I'm reading some Sci fi novel or some shit. Plz more Drug-anon

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:32:40 No.774518022 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j44lZ-JQS0k

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:33:06 No.774518060 Report

Quoted By: >>774518222 >>774518903

>>774517449
Prewrite your fucking greentexts mate. I am so interested to see where this goes.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:34:40 No.774518187 Report

Quoted By: >>774518609 >>774518903

>>774517449
>Say to Don I'm feeling a little off as of last night
>He says "It's fine" in that way only he does
>He says he anticipated it, but to bear with it
>He says the dose he has tomorrow will be different
>Don says a lot of shit doesn't he I miss Ron, the creepy fuck
>Walk QT in to town, I feel very irritable but start to feel more normal by the time I drop her off at the bus stop
>Walking home, feeling pretty good
>Best I've felt in a day or two
>Better go home to get some rest, for tomorrow
>We have a different dose apparently
>Turn up, usual routine by now, Don appears to be aware he was annoying me yesterday, so he's tiptoeing around me
>But I feel fucking fine
>Get the latest topical cream, apply it to my other shoulder, and lay down on the bed (got Disintegration by The Cure on, such a great fucking listen)
>After an hour or so, I restart the album
>This time the songs seem to be hitting me a little harder
>Not sure what it is but I can feel the pain in the vocals, the shear emotion in the guitar melodies, and the groove of the bass and drums feels like it's shooting right through me)
>Start getting a little teary
>Oh for fucks sake you're a grown ass man, Anon
>Why are you crying to the Lovesong by the Cure
>Start trying to motivate myself to write in the journal
>Dunno if you guys have ever dealt with depression and shit, but sometimes even the simple tasks feel so difficult to do
>That's what it felt like
>Manage to power on
>Oh god it's getting worse

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:34:52 No.774518213 Report

Quoted By: >>774518387 >>774518406

>>774517449
A cream that makes you annoyed.. I wonder what it's true purpose is meant to be

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:34:59 No.774518222 Report

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>>774518060
Fucking right, my arse is puckering up waiting got the outcome

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:36:55 No.774518387 Report

Quoted By: >>774518814 >>774519469

>>774518213
probably estrogen

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:37:09 No.774518406 Report

Quoted By: >>774518814

>>774518213
I guess it's supposed to increase sensitivity or something like that? It's cream though, that'd be pretty weird

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:39:39 No.774518609 Report

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>>774518187
there's always a great reasonable explanation about what the drugs are actually supposed to do, that's the great thing about this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:42:00 No.774518814 Report

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>>774518387
Sounds quite right
>>774518406
Yeah I was thinking that, I fucking love these stories

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:43:00 No.774518903 Report

Quoted By: >>774519436 >>774519601 >>774519719

>>774518060
Yeah, I really should

>>774517754
Ken ye, but I assure you it's just the exploits of a well funded drug start up

>>774518187
>By 12pm I'm an emotional wreck
>Also my nipples ache a little
>and my balls feel sore
>Don't understand what's happening to me, never had feelings like this before, it's like my emotions are out of control
>The littlest things are setting me off, I don't know why
>Fucking Don was EARLY with my lunch what if I wanted it on time and wasn't ready for it what an inconsiderate CUNT he is
>This carries on for the rest of the afternoon
>Make it to 4pm and I'm...back to normal
>Huh
>Don is actually pulling through, the dose is out of my system by the end of the day
>Don comes in to the room, he's got an actual beaming smile on his face
>"I take it we're at a bit of a breakthrough then"
>Explain that if his intention for the pill was to turn me in to an emotional wreck, absolutely, well done Don
>The debrief goes pretty normal, he explains the nature of the medication
>Topical estrogen
>Topical
>Female
>Hormones
>Fucking WHY Don
>Explains that the company is looking to market a topical solution to HRT
>So those that can't deal with the entirety of the dose straight away can use their cream until they're up to the standard dosage
>Aims are to regulate the bodies emotions and ease in to the influx of emotions for women who enter early menopause, trannies, etc
>Well
>Uh
>Thanks for that, Don
>tfw just wanted £150 but now my boobs ache and I want to go home and binge eat icecream

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:49:13 No.774519436 Report

Quoted By: >>774519719

>>774518903
Are you from Scotland OP? Glasgow cunt here. Been excited for this thread since the last one

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:49:33 No.774519469 Report

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>>774518387
Nicely guessed

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:50:21 No.774519538 Report

Quoted By: >>774519585 >>774519614

im new to this story and it feels like a tourist attraction.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:50:49 No.774519585 Report

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>>774519538
I was fucking captivated by last night's thread

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:51:00 No.774519601 Report

Quoted By: >>774519719 >>774519790

>>774518903
How long will you go for tonight? I'm archiving all of this, but I need to go to work tomorrow and it's getting late. Good story.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:51:12 No.774519614 Report

Quoted By: >>774520135

>>774519538

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:52:26 No.774519719 Report

Quoted By: >>774520305 >>774520536 >>774522681

>>774519436
From Buckie, living a little outside Cambuslang just now

>>774519601
I'm just finishing up on this then I'm off til tomorrow, got work myself

>>774518903
>Come in for blood tests, etc, the next day
>Feeling fucking fine
>Like, really fucking good considering the flood of emotions tomorrow
>Don says that in the case of medications like this they have to monitor what happens in case of an accidental overdose
>Thanks for that Don
>He casually mentions that they found the intended dose earlier in the trial
>...thanks for that Don
>Been neglecting QT for a while at this point because I've seemingly been transitioning in to a woman, so make a point of going out to dinner, etc
>Having a bit of fun later
>Can't get it up
>Immediately go in to internal panic mode thinking the estrogen has broken my dick
>She's really understanding and says it's fine
>No QT
>It's not fine
>It's not fine at all
>My fucken dick doesn't work

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:53:21 No.774519790 Report

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>>774519601
Thank you! Planning to do the same. Fascinatig story!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:54:17 No.774519867 Report

Quoted By: >>774520342

this is such banal fucking tripe

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ faggot, if i wanted to read the diary of a 12 year old girl i'd go to anne franks house

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:57:23 No.774520135 Report

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>>774519614
What’s up with the hand

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:59:09 No.774520305 Report

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>>774519719
She knew why you were there and that you could have such side effects OP :'(

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 21:59:28 No.774520342 Report

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>>774519867
fuck off then

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:01:52 No.774520536 Report

Quoted By: >>774520868 >>774521101 >>774521350

>>774519719
>Go home and try my damndest to stand at attention
>All kinds of crazy shit
>Amateur facials
>Amateur anal creampie
>That one Heather Brooke video where she brings her friend along
>Can barely keep my dick erect
>Again, internally worrying that my dick is forever broken
>Worry about all the sex I'll never get to have
>I NEVER EVEN GOT TO SAY GOODBYE
>Go in to work the next day ready to rip Don a new asshole
>Realise he's my boss and I shouldn't do that
>Approach him diplomatically while the labrats are doing my tests
>Hey Don I'm having a bit of uh..
>What's wrong Anon
>It's a bit personal...
>He rattles off what feels like a rehearsed fucking speech
>The pill has a half life which you are well and truly over, but it's not out of your system entirely
>The aching will go away
>The pain in your testicles will go away
>If you've been having trouble maintaining an erection, it will return to normal when all of the medication is out of your body
>Well that's fucking reassuring but it's not your fucking dick is it Don
>He assures me that it will get better
>Resign myself to the fact that my dick don't work man
>Depressed for the rest of the day
>Really worried about where I go from here
>QT can tell something is bothering me
>Can't tell her what it is
>She casually mentions she isn't wearing panties today
>QT half flashes me on the walk home
>Fully erect almost immediately because public flashing is one of muh hings
>I fucking hate that Don is always fucking right but I'm so fucking glad my dick works
>Take him out for a welcome home fuck with QT half an hour later
>Dodged a bullet there

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:06:00 No.774520868 Report

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>>774520536
>welcome home fuck

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:08:47 No.774521101 Report

Quoted By: >>774521307 >>774521316 >>774521422

>>774520536
>It's been a week since this nonsense and I've been on maintenance mode again
>Arrive, check in, blood tests, results, go home
>Thankfully no lasting side effects on my dick or libido, mood seems completely level again so no problems there either
>Realise I've just dodged a pretty big bullet here
>Decide that I'm going to chat with Don or Ron tomorrow and say I want out
>Can't have another scare like this again
>£150 is fucking great and all
>But so is a working dick
>Look back at all the shit that could have happened
>Could have fucking died on the first night
>Could have broken my dick on the second pill
>Could have died from dehydration on the third one
>Could have been left a limp freak on the last one
>Nah it's not worth it anymore
>Make up my mind
>Approach them and say I'm wanting to wind down
>I've made like £5k at this point, and it's basically all savings due to living with parents
>But wait
>There's been a development
>Don and Ron say they'll give me double time and a more predictable medication if I'm willing to try it, because I fit the build they're looking for
>Every time I try to leave they pull me back in
>Apparently everyone has their price
>Mine is £300 a day, apparently

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:11:21 No.774521307 Report

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>>774521101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Naf_WiEb9Qs

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:11:26 No.774521316 Report

Quoted By: >>774521422

>>774521101
Fuck, OP, your storytelling is hurting my sleep schedule. I'm stuck.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:11:48 No.774521350 Report

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>>774520536
Woa this is getting interesting as fuck and also im glad your dick is back my mans

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:12:56 No.774521422 Report

Quoted By: >>774521539 >>774521912 >>774522308 >>774523470 >>774523572

>>774521101
Was going to jump in to the next one but I'm too tired lads, I'll be back tomorrow

>>774521316
You me both bud

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:14:18 No.774521539 Report

Quoted By: >>774521599

>>774521422
Alright, thanks for tonight. Any idea when you'll be back tomorrow? Gotta keep collecting the story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:15:05 No.774521599 Report

Quoted By: >>774521765

>>774521539
Between 9-10, whenever I get home and get something to eat.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:15:14 No.774521613 Report

Quoted By: >>774521765

Anyone compiling this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:15:50 No.774521683 Report

Quoted By: >>774521765

Anyone cap last nights thread. I stay off b for one day and miss something original. Typical

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:16:49 No.774521765 Report

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>>774521613
>>774521683
I got it all, will release the archive when it's all done.
>>774521599
Cool. Good night mate, good luck for tomorrow morning.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:18:43 No.774521912 Report

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>>774521422
Night bruv, can't wait for tomorrow's thread

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:21:46 No.774522172 Report

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Im patiently waiting

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:23:09 No.774522308 Report

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>>774521422
thanks OP

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:25:20 No.774522488 Report

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This is really good read, thanks for posting OP!

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:27:03 No.774522637 Report

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>>774514972
10/10 op. Gj mate

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:27:38 No.774522681 Report

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>>774519719
wow, the best OP on /b/ lives relatively close to me, amazing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:33:59 No.774523166 Report

Quoted By: >>774523461

Anyone got yesterdays caps

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:37:40 No.774523461 Report

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>>774523166
This please

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:37:44 No.774523470 Report

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>>774521422
pre write it ready for tomorrow

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Anonymous Mon 16 Jul 2018 22:39:03 No.774523572 Report

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>>774521422
Thanks op, can't wait for next one. By the way you got a steam account?

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