>/b/ would fuck a donkey
>/b/ would fuck a squirrel
>/b/ would fuck your aunt Jessie with the squint
>/b/ would fuck your mom
>/b/ would fuck your sister
>/b/ would fuck your grandmother
>/b/ would dig up the corpse of your dead uncle and fuck that
>/b/ would fuck your dog
>/b/ would fuck your house
>/b/ would fuck the hole in a tree trunk
>/b/ would fuck your ex-girlfriend
>/b/ would fuck your current girlfriend
>/b/ would fuck you up the ass with a strap-on the size of your ego
>/b/ would fuck a horse, a midget, a goat, twin lesbian incest sisters and Joan Rivers without her makeup on a liferaft while playing Moon River on a badly tuned ukelele
>/b/ would fuck you
>/b/ would fuck your grandpa
>/b/ would fuck your grandpa using lemons as a condom
>/b/ would fuck the sidewalk
>/b/ would fuck antything
>/b/ want to know why the hell you keep asking it if it will fuck something when you already know the answer.
>/b/ would fuck an electric eel on its period
>/b/ would fuck a dead kitten
>/b/ would fuck a lactating shark
>/b/ would fuck an octopus
>/b/ would fuck mud if it thought it would wriggle
>/b/ would fuck anything it can see, think, or imagine.
>/b/ would fuck you, rip out your eyeballs and nose, then skull-fuck you while reciting Exodus while eating deep-fried bacon to the tune of Rebecca Black's Friday
>/b/ is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five minutes, five hours, or five years
>/b/ is most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures of some chick that you like in order to get communal approval of your horndoggieness
YES /B/ WOULD FUCK HER. She is substantiall less objectionable to half the shit /b/ would fuck given half a chance.
Are you happy now, you fucks? You miserable underage faggots? YES /B/ WOULD FUCK HER. /b/ would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back.
STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.
