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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:05:00 No.733858055 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>733858169 >>733858221 >>733858250 >>733858276 >>733858533 >>733858657 >>733858676 >>733858809 >>733859572 >>733859745 >>733865293 >>733878014 >>733878490 >>733878966 >>733882964 >>733883758 >>733885523 >>733885877

Cow Fucker Anon here. Will tell stories if interested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:06:02 No.733858145 Report

Quoted By: >>733859570 >>733864975 >>733874146

dont

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:06:18 No.733858169 Report

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>>733858055
Yes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:06:47 No.733858221 Report

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>>733858055
Does your dick smell like beef afterward?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:06:52 No.733858227 Report

Quoted By: >>733866479

don't you dare bring my mother into this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:07:08 No.733858250 Report

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>>733858055
Greentext plox

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:07:23 No.733858270 Report

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Do it cowfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:07:26 No.733858276 Report

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>>733858055
What other animals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:07:52 No.733858311 Report

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any videos or pics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:08:19 No.733858351 Report

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Yasssss tell us bump this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:08:56 No.733858404 Report

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You ever do anything with the udders?

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:10:09 No.733858533 Report

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>>733858055
Its rare to come across a cow fucker. I bet you've got a small dick, medium at best. Well done, You officially are a total embarrassment to your family.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:11:38 No.733858657 Report

Quoted By: >>733858751 >>733885200

>>733858055
interesting, i've only ever tried dog. i wonder how it compares

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:11:47 No.733858676 Report

Quoted By: >>733859072 >>733859956 >>733879733

>>733858055
have you let the cow lick your dick?
What does it feel like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:12:09 No.733858699 Report

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Pics or it never fucking happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:12:20 No.733858714 Report

Quoted By: >>733859090 >>733859308 >>733865024

Already told you my first time in the other thread, got the UTI, put me off cow pussy for about a month. Remember how good that nut felt.

>hot August day
>owner tells us we are doing a half day of fencing cuZ of the heat and a fucked up Bobcat
>he heads off with his family to go to pool (his house is a mile away from the farm)
>me and another farm hand (late 40's) stay back at the farm, crack a few beers and put out feed.
>start talking about nudie calendar on wall of milk house where we keep medicines and papers and stuff
>joking about jacking off to one of the bustier girls, looks like one of the mixed girls that works at the feed store.

Will continue, posting on phone

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:12:39 No.733858751 Report

Quoted By: >>733859746 >>733877900

>>733858657
>Only tried dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:13:15 No.733858809 Report

Quoted By: >>733859964

>>733858055
Eh. Cows aren't my thing. I'm more of a Horse / Zebra / Siberian Husky / Golden Retriever guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:15:43 No.733858999 Report

Quoted By: >>733859379

Record yourself fucking the cow.
Or any animal desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:16:41 No.733859072 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858676
Probably feels like sex with a cow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:16:56 No.733859090 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858714
Continue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:19:34 No.733859308 Report

Quoted By: >>733859711 >>733859755 >>733862276

>>733858714
>farm hand put two and two together after I had the fire pisses
>13 year old girls aren't putting out in my town, so I either got a dirty dick from an animal or from one of the older lady lizards hangin around the church bar
>had pulled me aside a week or two earlier to call me out
>said I had to be smart and use condoms
Anyways
>still joking about the calendar girl and taking turns jerking off to her behind the silo
>he takes the calender off the wall tells me to follow him
>get in the truck and get the cow in the cattle run
>closes the gates on her, leaves the back gate open, hangs the calendar on the front gate.
>explains to me that he uses the cow like a fleshlight, fucks it while he looks at porn
>pulls out a condom, shows me how to get the cow excited, and make sure it shits before you square up.
>I've fingered a couple girls in town, but cows are different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:20:28 No.733859379 Report

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>>733858999
Sorry trips, I haven't lived on a farm for over 8 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:22:52 No.733859570 Report

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>>733858145
/thread

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:22:53 No.733859572 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858055
555r

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:24:23 No.733859711 Report

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>>733859308
>>fingered a couple girls in town, but cows are different.
top fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:24:46 No.733859745 Report

Quoted By: >>733879641 >>733879710

>>733858055
so Emperor what do you plan to do about the Skyrim Rebellion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:24:46 No.733859746 Report

Quoted By: >>733864853

>>733858751
well more accurately, ive only been with dogs (besides my wife)

"tried" makes it sound like it was a one time deal, but i do it quite often. monday was the last time, might do it again sometime this weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:24:50 No.733859755 Report

Quoted By: >>733860354 >>733861603

>>733859308
>get cow wet, he lubes up, pumps for a few minutes, hnnnnng's, and pulls out
>tosses me a condom, I put it on and line up
>cow is into it now, tail is pulled to the side, hips are clenched
>I don't last more than a minute and a half before I fill up the condom.
>we open the gate, put the calendar back on the wall, and got drunk

This started a weekly tradition, we'd do it once ir twice a week. He lived on the property, and I had a shack there that I would stay in a few nights a week so I didn't have to go back to my moms house before work the next day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:27:15 No.733859956 Report

Quoted By: >>733862828

>>733858676
The calves can give blowjobs, cuZ they suckle on udders. I prefer human woman blowjobs, feels better and less chance of losing your pecker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:27:20 No.733859964 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858809
im more of a squirrel guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:31:25 No.733860294 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:32:04 No.733860354 Report

Quoted By:

>>733859755
more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:34:30 No.733860577 Report

Quoted By: >>733860836 >>733861367

Green text takes to long

When I was about 15, I had had a lot of practice on the cows by that time.
But, girls are finally starting to put out more, start chatting with the girls at the feed store, church, etc.
I don't get into town as often as the kids that live there, but have decent success with the farmers daughters, etc.
mainly end up making out with girls, getting some handjobs, but girls think I'm pretty cool cuz I don't make a huge deal about blue balls.
My secret is, if I get blue balled, I end the date early, retreat back to my fortress of solitude and pump a load into Kelly (oldest cow stays in the stable by the cattle run)
Also helps to have a big pussy to practice fingering on, so not completely retarded when it comes to pleasing girls. If only they knew where these hands had beenZ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:37:22 No.733860836 Report

Quoted By: >>733861166

>>733860577
After a while, not getting any pussy from girls gets boring, start asking them if I can maybe put it in their rear hole.
Most of them are pretty disgusted by this, not a huge turn on.
I'm frustrated by this, start fixating on how to get that girl butt.
After awhile of pounding my sexual frustrations into Kelly, realize that she is a girl, and she has a butt...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:41:00 No.733861166 Report

Quoted By: >>733862500 >>733862781

>>733860836
My stamina is pretty good at this point, can pound away for about 15 min before I cum.
Since I'm getting bored, decide I'm gonna rubber up, ignore the shit, and fuck Kelly's ass.
At first, Kelly hates it, but I used a silicone lube, and then she doesn't give a fuck.
Hole is different than pussy, much tighter.
Cum in like two minutes from the tightness.
Minimal shit on condom, but enough to put me off anal except for special occasions.
Girls in town breathe a sigh of relief, thinking their rectal integrity is safe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:43:15 No.733861367 Report

Quoted By: >>733862500

>>733860577
>fucks cows
>cant greentext
>gets dubs
>fucks cows

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:45:36 No.733861603 Report

Quoted By: >>733861715 >>733883231 >>733886288

>>733859755
>cow is into it now

This will not hold up in court.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:46:49 No.733861715 Report

Quoted By: >>733876902

>>733861603
Look, in today's PC gone wild culture, we can't expand the parameters of rape. If the cow wanted me to stop, all she had to say was "No".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:48:07 No.733861850 Report

Quoted By: >>733861940

Touch the cow. Do it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:48:59 No.733861940 Report

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>>733861850
Again, I don't live there anymore. I live like 40 miles from the nearest cow.

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:52:25 No.733862276 Report

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>>733859308

>I've fingered a couple girls in town, but cows are different.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:54:59 No.733862500 Report

Quoted By:

>>733861367
>>733861166
>Gets Dubs twice
> fucks more cows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:57:49 No.733862751 Report

Quoted By: >>733865686

Start to go steady with a girl we will call Rachel
Lots of making out, fingering, handjobs
Says she wants to give me a blowjob but we have a hard time finding times and places
We used to hook up by the corn stove at her place, but she burned an ass cheek on it. Also, her dad hates me and chased me off his piece with a tire beater, threatened to put a load of rock salt in me if he caught me on his piece again.
Mom is always drunk or high, doesn't give a shit about me hooking up with girls at her place, but will probably scare Rachel off.
Decide to take her to my shack at the farm
Things go well, we drink a bottle of apple pie I made out of white lightning and cider
We fuck around the farm, she lives in town, thinks being around the animals is cool
Go by Kelly, drunken giggles from Rachel when the cow backs her pussy against the fence for me
"Wow Anon, she must really like you!"
Kek
Rachel leans into my ear and offers to do the same thing
Kelly just wing manned me with her cow puss
Got first blowjob and first human pussy in my shack on the farm
Come out afterwards while Rachel is asleep to pet Kelly and thank her.
She smells the sex on me and moves away from me
>jealous bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:58:13 No.733862781 Report

Quoted By: >>733863208

>>733861166
is this it? I want more!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 02:58:53 No.733862828 Report

Quoted By: >>733863084

>>733859956
How many times did you lose your pecker to a calf?

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:01:32 No.733863028 Report

Quoted By: >>733865203 >>733877826

W-whats wrong anon-kun?
C-could you be craving my mcTitties?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:02:14 No.733863084 Report

Quoted By: >>733876117

>>733862828
0. Got real tight on corn whiskey with that same pig farmer, we wanted to show me how calls could give blowjobs
>sure, whatever
Let it suck me for a few minutes, didn't feel that good, pulled out and zipped up. Owner gave the calf a carrot, it crunched through that ducker with no effort. Never stuck my dick near it again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:03:43 No.733863208 Report

Quoted By: >>733863506 >>733863672 >>733863789 >>733863871 >>733866930

>>733862781
What do you want to hear? I've barebacked cows, done anal with them, DP'd a cow, fucked horses, sheep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:07:46 No.733863506 Report

Quoted By: >>733864192

>>733863208
>DP'd a cow
wut

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:09:57 No.733863672 Report

Quoted By: >>733864398

>>733863208
You voted for Trump, didn't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:11:23 No.733863789 Report

Quoted By:

>>733863208
double penis detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:12:29 No.733863871 Report

Quoted By: >>733864929

>>733863208
Tell us about sheep?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:16:49 No.733864192 Report

Quoted By: >>733864371

>>733863506
It was lame, basically a stepladder and a face full of man ass. We both wanted to bareback the cow, neither wanted sloppy seconds, and we decided if we went at the same time, it would take like 10 min instead of 30 min with cleanup. So he mounted her ass, one foot on either side of her on a stepladder. I got her pussy. Basically fucked her while staring at another dudes balls and asshole. Lame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:18:08 No.733864302 Report

Quoted By: >>733864380

I've typed up the story of almost getting caught twice, and both times my browser crashed. Fuck it, drop kiks, I'll do a kik group if you wanna hear that story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:18:47 No.733864371 Report

Quoted By:

>>733864192
kek, thx for sharing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:18:52 No.733864380 Report

Quoted By: >>733864513 >>733864929

>>733864302
Tell us about sheep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:18:59 No.733864398 Report

Quoted By: >>733866948

>>733863672
Even worse, didn't vote. His daughter Ivanka is hot though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:20:13 No.733864513 Report

Quoted By: >>733864602 >>733871303

>>733864380
Sure. Those are the best pussies but harder to fuck. Have a kik?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:21:12 No.733864602 Report

Quoted By:

>>733864513
Add me in the group : bta1619015

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:24:10 No.733864853 Report

Quoted By: >>733865781

>>733859746
what kind of dog?

how do you get it going?

and tips/tricks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:25:02 No.733864929 Report

Quoted By: >>733865255

>>733864380
>>733863871
Mostly meat farming around me, but the town had a lot of Swiss/German culture, so some sheep for the local Stube food. The owner raised a couple for specialty mutton etc. basically figured a sheep would be easier to control than a giant cow, but harder to fuck because they lived in between the farm and the owner's house. Me and the farmhand were up around the fire one night, had a couple drinks, discussed the possibility of fucking one of the sheep. We decided we would take his truck with the lights off to the sheep pen. We would take spotlights and rifles, and if the owner saw any movement, we could say we had seen some coyotes and we're waiting to shoot them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:25:27 No.733864975 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858145
fpbp

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:26:07 No.733865024 Report

Quoted By: >>733865357

>>733858714
>mixed girls
get a life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:28:41 No.733865203 Report

Quoted By:

>>733863028
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:29:09 No.733865255 Report

Quoted By:

>>733864929
We came up the other side of the hill, killed the truck's engine and coasted down to the sheep pen. It was pretty hard to wrangle a sheep in the dark, but we did it and got it behind the truck. Basically, one dude held it down while the other one fucked it. Sheep are pretty tight, so you actually have to stroke them and get them horny before you stick it in. They are the most like human girls. The pussy was mind blowing. So wet and tight and it kind of gripped you and throbbed. If you could get a sheep pussy on a human girl, that would be heaven.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:29:39 No.733865293 Report

Quoted By: >>733865590

>>733858055
Do you think bestiality should be legal (>inb4 no, white men shouldn't fuck black "women")? Why or why not (maybe you have an argument/point to make based on your experience)?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:30:34 No.733865357 Report

Quoted By: >>733865471

>>733865024
One mixed girl in a town full of white people is noticeable. I'm a cow fucker and I still find you detestable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:31:52 No.733865471 Report

Quoted By:

>>733865357
>I'm a cow fucker and I still find you detestable
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:33:19 No.733865590 Report

Quoted By: >>733865803

>>733865293
Idk, I feel like it doesn't matter if it's legal or not. Anybody who likes to do it is gonna do it anyways. If you make it legal, that just means there is more exposure on mainstream porn sites, or some idiot tumblrina is gonna marry her cat and fuck it to death. Also, I don't want it to be legal for a guy to fuck a hamster to death or something, or people chasing down ducks in parks, or stealing people's dogs to fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:34:28 No.733865686 Report

Quoted By:

>>733862751
>jealous bitch

OP, you card.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:35:27 No.733865781 Report

Quoted By: >>733865924

>>733864853
german shepherd.

it's really not hard. you just need an intact dog. once you show them that sex feels good, most of them get really into it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:35:43 No.733865803 Report

Quoted By:

>>733865590
>I feel like it doesn't matter if it's legal or not
It seems that whenever I hear this, it usually means "I think it should be legal (but I don't mind if it's not)"
Anyways, right on. You seem like a sane, level-headed person despite your extracurricular activities. Always good to know there are those with sense in groups often portrayed as senseless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:37:06 No.733865924 Report

Quoted By: >>733866288 >>733867601 >>733870132

>>733865781
no problem fitting into a tight dog pussy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:41:19 No.733866288 Report

Quoted By:

>>733865924
nope, dogs have similar sized cocks to us, so it's not much of an issue for larger breeds.
a lot of times you have to use lube though, since bitches can be kinda dry when you're first starting out. so either use lots of lube, or eat her out first

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:43:35 No.733866468 Report

Quoted By: >>733866516

If you can wait, I can type out the time I got busted:

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:43:43 No.733866479 Report

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>>733858227
underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:44:13 No.733866516 Report

Quoted By: >>733866888

>>733866468
go a head

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:48:47 No.733866888 Report

Quoted By: >>733866955 >>733867209

>>733866516
>having makeup sex with Kelly
>I had called her stupid earlier that morning
>take off condom, gonna breed her
>see flash of windshield through cracks in her stall
>owner's truck coming up road
>fuuuuuuuuuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:49:12 No.733866930 Report

Quoted By:

>>733863208
>horses
Talk about them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:49:27 No.733866948 Report

Quoted By: >>733867220

>>733864398
There is a generalized belief that the people who voted for Trump all consort with farm animals. At least we now know that the reverse is not automatically true.

For what it's worth, Gore Vidal wrote "not voting at all makes the most sense". He had this theory that abstentionism in sufficient quantity should trigger a new Constitutional convention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:49:31 No.733866955 Report

Quoted By:

>>733866888
chek'd keep going

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:52:45 No.733867209 Report

Quoted By: >>733867423 >>733867662

>>733866888
>hop off bucket, pull up overalls
>kick bucket in corner
>walkout as smooth as butter as owner gets out of truck
>waddup.jpg
>owner goes into milkhouse for papers and sodas he left behind
>comes back, asks me what's up with Kelly since he saw me coming out of her stall
>make up bullshit about we should make a vet appt, her eyes are fucked
>we go check out her eyes, owner agrees
>I walk weirdly in his way to block the sight of her pussy leaking grool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:52:55 No.733867220 Report

Quoted By: >>733867778

>>733866948
In my country if less than the 20% doesn't vote, there is a new election with new candidates. It has never happened tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:55:25 No.733867423 Report

Quoted By:

>>733867209
>we go check out her eyes
she has lust in them or what? kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:57:37 No.733867601 Report

Quoted By:

>>733865924
It's been known to happen.
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Zoo/Videos/Canine%20%C2%BB%20Dog%20%C2%BB%20Bitch%20and%20Men/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:58:27 No.733867662 Report

Quoted By: >>733868164

>>733867209
>make it ousside, think I'm safe
>he's about to get in his truck
>he stops, looks weirdly at me , kinda puzzled
>he looks around then shakes his head
>what's up boss?
>he chuckles "just getting old Anon"
>he pulls his truck around, leans out the window, winks and says "say hi to Rachel for me"
>have no clue what he means
>too agitated from his weird look to go finish with Kelly
>does he know?
>5 min later discover that bright blue condom is hanging out the side of my overalls
>suddenly it clicks
>owner thinks I was banging gf when he pulled up, thinks he interrupted and that I hid Rachel somewhere
>I Kek and go blow my load in Kelly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 03:59:57 No.733867778 Report

Quoted By: >>733876825

>>733867220
>It has never happened
Not that anyone has admitted to, at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:04:45 No.733868164 Report

Quoted By:

>>733867662
keked

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:05:56 No.733868249 Report

Quoted By: >>733868404 >>733868721 >>733868748

The time I was rumored to be a cow fucker

>flirting with feed store girl
>ugly wigger townie kid rolls up on heelies (no, really)
>jealous that the qt is mirin
>starts to try to insult me
>calls me a dumb hick in front of the girl
>I ask him, because I'm a dumb hick, what the FUBU stands for on his clothes
>he spouts some shit about rappers or some such niggertry, it stands for For Us By Us
>who is us?
>"black people you hick!"
>son, when you are black, I will come tell you
>feed store girl laughs at this, I smirk
>wigger is pissed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:07:53 No.733868404 Report

Quoted By:

>>733868249
You from Tyne and Wear?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:11:54 No.733868721 Report

Quoted By:

>>733868249
just got to through reading this entire thread. Much enjoyed. Thanks Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:12:16 No.733868748 Report

Quoted By: >>733868980 >>733869134 >>733869203

>>733868249
>wigger goes red in the face
>asks me why I came into town off my farm
>don't I have cow shit to shovel?
>don't care what he says, my employer is responsible for a lot of money in a lot of folks pockets
>say goodbye to qt, done with wigger's shit
>say "see ya, shithead" to wigger
>he says "back to your herd, cowboy, you prolly fuck those cows"
>something in me snaps
>I push him on the ground, tell him to watch his damn mouth or I'll kick his teeth in
>wigger sees in my eyes that I'm not playing
>qt notices how upset I am
>things start to click for those present
>but my beautiful queen Kelly has been disrespected
>people notice how sensitive I am about being called a cow fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:14:47 No.733868980 Report

Quoted By: >>733869341

>>733868748
>queen Kelly
/b/ has a new candidate. Udders or it didn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:16:47 No.733869134 Report

Quoted By:

>>733868748
but did you ever got caught?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:17:39 No.733869203 Report

Quoted By: >>733869432

>>733868748
>I leave feed store in a rage
>rumors start to go around town that I am a cow fucker
>people laugh and whisper
>qt eventually straightens out what went down and the rumors die
>damage has been done
>wigger continues to shout "cow fucker" at me from a distance
>one day see him riding a bike by the lumber yard
>I give him a tap with the truck, he flies over his handlebars
>I get out of the truck and ask wigger to call me a cow fucker
>having just learned a lesson, a slightly smarter wigger declines to insult me.
>I go back to the farm and fuck Kelly for comfort

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:19:23 No.733869341 Report

Quoted By:

>>733868980
This was around 10 years ago, before everyone has a smartphone, and 15 year old farmhands didn't have camera phones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:20:44 No.733869432 Report

Quoted By: >>733870181

>>733869203
c o w f u c k e r

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:29:50 No.733870132 Report

Quoted By:

>>733865924
Trained my dog since a baby or tried shes not that big. Recently moved away so i dont know how she will be when i get back but i could get about an inch in before i stopped didnt wanna hurt her. she loves it tho always laps my cum up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:30:28 No.733870181 Report

Quoted By: >>733880617 >>733883764

>>733869432
I've grown Anon. I haven't touched an animal like that in years. I have a girlfriend, I live in the third most populous city in the States. And more importantly, your words cannot turn what Kelly and I had into something cheap and Tawdry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:31:18 No.733870254 Report

Quoted By:

This thread seems interesting, I'll shack up here for a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:35:22 No.733870557 Report

Quoted By: >>733870908 >>733871230

Get new cow on farm, very little chemistry

>new breeder is added to the farm. >Kept in calf pen next to Kelly, just to acclimatize her
>name is Rosie
>younger and tighter than Kelly
>go to check her out with owner and farmhand
>upon seeing tight caow pucci, me and farmhand exchange looks
>dis gon be gud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:37:26 No.733870709 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:40:06 No.733870908 Report

Quoted By:

>>733870557
Is there gonna be some

Beef?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:44:04 No.733871230 Report

Quoted By:

>>733870557
>wait until nightfall
>farmhand comes out of his trailer, knocks on my shack
>we don't wanna scare Rosie with the cattle run
>decide to break her in in her pen
>we try one at a time, two at a time, everything we can think of, but nothing gets this cow horny
>keeps shying away, won't get wet
>45 minutes later, we are out of ideas, starting to get frustrated
>15 year old hormones are out of control
>I bareback Kelly while farmhand continues to try to stimulate Rosie
>bust a nut in old faithful
>farmhand finally gives up and slings a load into Kelly's pooper
>Rosie comes around after we are finished and won't stop sniffing Kelly's pussy

Fucking lesbians man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:45:03 No.733871303 Report

Quoted By:

>>733864513
Mine is J4c1nt0

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:49:44 No.733871657 Report

Quoted By: >>733871721 >>733878150 >>733878218

somebody needs to screencap this amazing post about love to mother nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:50:37 No.733871721 Report

Quoted By:

>>733871657
>BUUUUUUUUUUUMP

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:51:47 No.733871805 Report

Quoted By: >>733871877

How would you rate cow pussy compared to sheep and horse and dog?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:52:48 No.733871877 Report

Quoted By: >>733871953 >>733872081 >>733872381

>>733871805
Sheep is best, cow pussy second, horse third, and I would never fuck a dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:53:46 No.733871953 Report

Quoted By: >>733872406

>>733871877
>cow>horse
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:55:33 No.733872081 Report

Quoted By: >>733872430 >>733872505

>>733871877
throw human into the mix please, i want to know if i'm wasting my time with female humans

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:59:03 No.733872381 Report

Quoted By:

>>733871877
At least you have standards!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:59:27 No.733872406 Report

Quoted By:

>>733871953
Mostly availability. I've only fucked one horse, so maybe I got a dud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 04:59:45 No.733872430 Report

Quoted By:

>>733872081
>implying you actually get anything from women
anon you don't have to lie on here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:00:39 No.733872505 Report

Quoted By: >>733872710

>>733872081
Sheep is better than human pussywise. But keep in mind, you're not attracted to a sheep while you are fucking it, so you are picturing a human pussy while you fuck a sheep pussy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:02:52 No.733872710 Report

Quoted By: >>733873089 >>733873205 >>733873206

>>733872505
I just want to clarify, I never thought the my day would end by getting a pussy ranking, then being told sheep pussy is better than human pussy.
>Thank you for this

>P.S I'm not going to fuck a sheep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:07:03 No.733873089 Report

Quoted By: >>733873306

>>733872710
I've fucked more human pussy than sheep pussy. Better sex with humans obviously, but sheep pussy just feels better. Then again, maybe I just stumbled across the golden pussy sheep tribe, but look up sheep fucking testimonials. They'll tell you it's the bomb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:08:32 No.733873205 Report

Quoted By: >>733873357

>>733872710
>I'm not going to fuck a sheep

More for me, normie faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:08:33 No.733873206 Report

Quoted By: >>733873415

>>733872710
I, too, am thankful to learn that cows might experience orgasms. That point is not likely to be covered in the sexological literature anytime soon and yet its ramifications are significant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:09:47 No.733873306 Report

Quoted By:

>>733873089
golden sheep pussy tribe...
>someone please fucking save this and upload it on youtube or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:10:26 No.733873357 Report

Quoted By:

>>733873205
I hope that sheep goes to the cops and says you raped it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:11:08 No.733873415 Report

Quoted By: >>733873642 >>733873955

>>733873206
Caught me by surprise the first time. Seems superfluous, but I already knew that they ENJOYED being fucked, because they would ask for it. And if you have ever seen a bull or a steer mount a cow, you'll know that the cow doesn't seem particularly enthused. Never seen a cow present to a bull like they presented to me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:14:04 No.733873642 Report

Quoted By:

>>733873415
whoa mr. cowfucker, leave some to the imagination huh? Not all of us can be cool cowfuckers like you, i wish all the cow babes would put their cow asses in my face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:15:19 No.733873731 Report

Quoted By: >>733874274 >>733876925

Almost confessed my secret

>16
>at feed store talking to qt cashier
>make plans for her to sneak out and come to my shack
>interior, night, my love shack
>we are getting drunk and laughing
>truth or dare is getting good
>get her to flash me her cocoa nips
>gonna dare her to touch my cattle prod
>first, wanna warm her up with some dirty talk
>she picks truth
>I ask her what her deepest dirty desire is
>she's hesitant, but she says she wants to get ducked by a horse
>oh mah gaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:18:15 No.733873955 Report

Quoted By:

>>733873415
A couple of years ago, the state of Baja California made it a felony to copulate with an animal. That's part of their new "animal cruelty" law (which specifically permits bullfights and cockfights as being part of the "cultural patrimony"), and I have been wanting to challenge that law on the grounds that the animals do not consider sex to be cruelty. Of course, even human women can have orgasms while being raped, but females of any species rarely present themselves involuntarily.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:20:39 No.733874146 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858145
yessssssss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:22:36 No.733874274 Report

Quoted By: >>733875275

>>733873731
>I furtively glance out into the night at Kelly's stall
>with such a dirty desire, surely I can be my truest self with this girl?
>h-have you...ever done it?
>she pauses and says no, she can't do that, it's dirty
>oh, yeah
>an awkward silence ensues
>she asks if I'm judging her
>"no, it's just..."
>I want to tell her, but she's a normie, she would never understand
>nevermind
>with copious flirting and drinks, I manage to salvage the evening
>smash her while she dirty talks about getting fucked by a stallion
>k
>not really into it, but excited to get my swirl on
>fuck her into the mattress and put her ass to sleep
>when I hear her start to snore softly, I creep into the night
>I give Kelly a goodnight kiss, and suddenly I don't feel so lonely
>at least she understands me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:36:29 No.733875275 Report

Quoted By:

>>733874274
That's fucking true love right there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:38:02 No.733875391 Report

Quoted By: >>733875539 >>733878891

This thread, what the fuck, someone screencap this fucking degeneracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:39:49 No.733875539 Report

Quoted By: >>733875798

>>733875391
>degeneracy
>not understanding a budding romance

You think you belong here son, but you don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:39:54 No.733875549 Report

Quoted By:

this thread is turning into a classic real quick

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:43:06 No.733875798 Report

Quoted By:

>>733875539
please... just... tell us more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:44:29 No.733875888 Report

Quoted By: >>733876349

In which I stray from my path

>at this point, I am fucking Kelly multiple times per week
>go through condoms like crazy
>resorting to maintaining Kelly's vaginal health and going bareback
>then, a new word enters my vocabulary when wagging my chin at the hardware store
>fleshlight
>up until this point, I had no idea that these existed
>a portable pussy?
>it can't feel good, it's made of plastic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:48:00 No.733876117 Report

Quoted By:

>>733863084
yeah, well, if calves were in the habit of chomping off teats that would be a problem for the species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:51:34 No.733876331 Report

Quoted By: >>733876491

Well OP? Did you ever set her up with one of the darm horses? I need to know if you and Kelly took them on a double date!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:51:51 No.733876349 Report

Quoted By: >>733876650 >>733878968

>>733875888
>I find prices online for $120 to $200
>this has to be amazing, don't people know that there are animals that you can fuck for free?
>find $80 basic fleshlight in state capital
>drive two hours to purchase it, lube, and a couple magazines and DVDs
>go back to my love shack, don't stop to kiss Kelly hello, lube it up and prepare for penetration
>slide my dick in and cannot believe the sensation
>it feels like a pussy!
>I had expected it to feel like a fifi towel wrapped around a condom
>it was incredible, you could control suction, wetness, tightness
>for weeks I fucked that thing like a caveman
>between my mattress, left handed, taped to a table
>a vagina that didn't have 1000 lbs of beef attached to it
>I swear, at the end of those weeks, if you threw that Porta-pussy at the wall, it would have shattered
>but eventually the spell wore off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:53:47 No.733876491 Report

Quoted By:

>>733876331
We didn't have horses. She eventually started going steady with this guy who owned two mares, so I like to think that she found that connection. Who knows, I might be Eskimo brothers with Hidalgo or some shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:56:13 No.733876650 Report

Quoted By: >>733876834

>>733876349
>eventually I get tired of cleaning the fleshlight
>the lube smells bad and is expensive
>and there is the harsh coldness of it all
>no reaction, no warmth, just cold silicon
>I've been neglecting Kelly
>I scarcely acknowledge her as I start my days, barely glance at her as I go to bed at night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:59:05 No.733876825 Report

Quoted By: >>733879172

>>733867778
>Not that anyone has admitted to, at least.
are you implying that this could have happened and everyone in the country keeps it secret?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 05:59:11 No.733876834 Report

Quoted By: >>733876945

>>733876650
>she is distant to me now
>one day, I come to give her her feed
>she pauses as I walk away
>I stop and look at her as she stares at me
>then she backs up against the fence
>just when I get out, they pull me right back in

At that point in my life, it was starting to dawn on me that I might be a bit fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:00:17 No.733876902 Report

Quoted By:

>>733861715
You mean "Noo"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:00:34 No.733876925 Report

Quoted By:

>>733873731
>gonna dare her to touch my cattle prod

Kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:00:43 No.733876945 Report

Quoted By: >>733877078

>>733876834
>It was starting to dawn on me that I might be a bit fucked up.
>Dawg...
>YOU JUST FUCKING REALIZED?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:01:44 No.733877007 Report

Quoted By:

>"At that point in my life, it was starting to dawn on me that I might be a bit fucked up."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:02:41 No.733877076 Report

Quoted By:

Woah I got double dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:02:43 No.733877078 Report

Quoted By: >>733877180 >>733877195 >>733877235

>>733876945
Yeah, at that point I was telling myself that I was just fucking the cows cuZ I was red pilled as fuck. I was just doing it cuZ it's free pussy. But then I had a literal pussy in my pocket, yet still went back to fucking cows.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:04:09 No.733877180 Report

Quoted By: >>733877400

>>733877078
so excluding societal judgements would you say that's your preference?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:04:14 No.733877186 Report

Quoted By:

Posting in an epic thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:04:19 No.733877195 Report

Quoted By:

>>733877078
Again, true love between a man and his cow. It's beautiful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:04:53 No.733877235 Report

Quoted By:

>>733877078
it must have really hurt when it hit you. You have my sympathy, goodnight mate, have fun with your cow... thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:06:39 No.733877369 Report

Quoted By: >>733877862

It might sound like I'm poking fun, but I actually really enjoy your story. Kinda sad about the part about where you start to stray from kelly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:07:06 No.733877400 Report

Quoted By: >>733877578 >>733877801

>>733877180
Naw, I'm into human women. I've talked to a therapist (a lot). It was just a weird association of sexual pleasure with an animal, multiplied by adolescent hormones. I know it seems like I was pretty attached to Kelly in the green texts, but that's mostly for comedic effect...mostly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:09:28 No.733877578 Report

Quoted By:

>>733877400
to be fair you weave a great tale. Thanks for the laughs my guy, have a good day stranger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:12:15 No.733877801 Report

Quoted By: >>733877980

>>733877400
ive always been fascinated with the Id buried in most ppl's mind. I have a feeling ppl would be absolutely appalled at what they find if one theoretical day they were allowed to pursue any carnal desire they wished. Dont know the implications of that but its fascinated noneoftheless

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:12:28 No.733877826 Report

Quoted By:

>>733863028
hahahahha rofl

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:12:49 No.733877862 Report

Quoted By:

>>733877369
Thank you, I'm glad you can find joy in it.
Don't be too sad though, I came back with a vengeance. Smashed the back doors off her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:13:13 No.733877900 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858751
Shut up chink

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:14:10 No.733877980 Report

Quoted By:

>>733877801
Yeah, it's a fucked up feeling having to confront what you do when you are just doing what feels good.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:14:38 No.733878014 Report

Quoted By: >>733878077 >>733878314

>>733858055
Aaayyyy I got your greentext faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:15:36 No.733878077 Report

Quoted By: >>733878112

>>733878014
Did you get my follow up post about how I got a UTI?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:15:42 No.733878086 Report

Quoted By:

J'm excuse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:16:08 No.733878112 Report

Quoted By: >>733878160

>>733878077
I don't have that saved soz

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:16:55 No.733878150 Report

Quoted By:

>>733871657
Do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:17:04 No.733878160 Report

Quoted By:

>>733878112
Damn. At least I don't have to retype my green text.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:18:07 No.733878218 Report

Quoted By:

>>733871657
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:19:48 No.733878314 Report

Quoted By: >>733878469

>>733878014
>Slut even did anal

OP, you are one funny, fucked up fucking fucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:22:08 No.733878469 Report

Quoted By: >>733878837

>>733878314
You shoulda been in the thread with him and 60y/o dude who blew his 63 y/o brother. Was golden.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:22:20 No.733878490 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858055
i name thee McNuggie-Anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:25:01 No.733878688 Report

Quoted By: >>733878815 >>733879398

horse cock > cow pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:26:08 No.733878761 Report

Quoted By: >>733879189 >>733879466

Goodbye Kelly

>Kelly and I had reconnected, around the time that we added another breeder to the farm
>some of you will remember Rosie wasn't very responsive to me (fucking dyke) so my contact with her was limited
>enter the new girl, Jan
>she was brought in to replace Kelly, as Kelly was primarily set to be used to produce milk for the owner's family and the calves
>my attachment to Kelly hadn't faltered, I had fucked her for like 2 years at this point
>but, a new, willing puss was put in front of me, what was I to do?
>I started fucking Jan regularly instead of Kelly, as Kelly was usually surrounded by calves
>she didn't get jealous, or refuse me the odd quickie, but I swear I saw her looking at me as I pumped Jan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:26:47 No.733878815 Report

Quoted By:

>>733878688
Pretty hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:27:00 No.733878837 Report

Quoted By: >>733879095

>>733878469
What did I miss? Just the highlights

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:27:42 No.733878891 Report

Quoted By: >>733879051 >>733880592

>>733875391
This thread shall live on as
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/733858055
because god is kind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:28:43 No.733878966 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858055
Will you marry her i mean look at dat ass

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:28:45 No.733878968 Report

Quoted By:

>>733876349
>fifi towel
You been in prison, son?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:29:49 No.733879051 Report

Quoted By:

>>733878891
da real mvp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:30:24 No.733879095 Report

Quoted By:

>>733878837
Old guy tells story about giving bro a bj. Everyone tells him to time stamp. Guy is old wtf. Then cow fucker comes along to shares his weirdest sexual story. Oldfag is giving everyone advise while cow fucker regales us with his teenage cow lust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:31:25 No.733879172 Report

Quoted By:

>>733876825
I was implying that governments over-report voting. What were you wanting to infer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:31:40 No.733879189 Report

Quoted By: >>733879445 >>733879457 >>733879534

>>733878761
>still get with Kelly when the calves aren't mobbing her with milk
>but something is wrong
>Kelly isn't producing milk anymore
>it's like she has literally been sucked dry
>the vet is called after a few weeks of no milk. I stop fucking her because I know the vet is going to be inspecting her
>long story short, Kelly is sick
>inb4 AIDS
>the vet takes samples back to his office
>he calls the owner with the news
>Kelly is going to waste away and die
>it's a matter of months
>we have other cattle to feed and care for
>so the owner makes a decision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:33:35 No.733879315 Report

Quoted By:

mor pls

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:33:53 No.733879338 Report

Quoted By:

more plss

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:34:45 No.733879398 Report

Quoted By:

>>733878688
Catherine the Great liked that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:35:24 No.733879445 Report

Quoted By:

>>733879189
shit just got real

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:35:37 No.733879457 Report

Quoted By:

>>733879189
Shit...sorry /b/ro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:35:44 No.733879466 Report

Quoted By: >>733879593

>>733878761
How did you feel when one of your cowfriends was sent to the slaughterhouse?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:36:35 No.733879534 Report

Quoted By: >>733879846 >>733879965 >>733880047 >>733880059

>>733879189
>after a quick talk with the owner, I have a task to carry out
>I grab my Mossberg out of my shack and load Kelly into the transport
>we go to the edge of a soy field, looking down on a swath of trees surrounded by sawgrass
>there is a big weeping willow that spans out over this little island of green
>it's peaceful and quiet
>the fall air is crisp and cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:37:16 No.733879593 Report

Quoted By:

>>733879466
Steers are used for meat, not cows.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:38:01 No.733879641 Report

Quoted By:

>>733859745
I'm gonna suck ulfrics dick off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:39:00 No.733879710 Report

Quoted By:

>>733859745

underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:39:22 No.733879733 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858676
Oh dog no. Have you ever been licked by a cow? It's like sandpaper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:41:15 No.733879846 Report

Quoted By:

>>733879534
I'm actually getting weepy here bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:43:02 No.733879965 Report

Quoted By:

>>733879534
inb4 cow snuff porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:44:11 No.733880047 Report

Quoted By: >>733880360 >>733880396 >>733880818 >>733881128 >>733881281

>>733879534
>I roped Kelly and led her under the willow, feeding her sugar cubes and carrots
>I tied her to a sapling right in the shade, in a little clearing
>I tied the rope tight so she couldn't move her head much, and placed a pile of sugar cubes on the ground so she could eat as much as she liked
>I felt sad, I felt angry, but it felt fitting that I should close this chapter
>I knew I was doing the right thing, and I knew that I was the one that had to do it
>I racked in one of my 000 3in rounds and aimed behind her ear
>I didn't flinch when the trigger broke
>I didn't blink when the round went off
>30 minute later I climbed out of the trees and up the hill with my gun, my rope, and my shovel
>I looked down at the willow tree in the brisk fall air, and the sky seemed a bit cloudier
>but quiet
>peaceful

Goodbye Kelly

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:44:21 No.733880059 Report

Quoted By: >>733883056

>>733879534
ah fuck...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:48:36 No.733880360 Report

Quoted By: >>733880450

>>733880047
goddammit i was here to kek at some degeneracy and now I have a ticket on the feelstrain

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:49:06 No.733880396 Report

Quoted By: >>733880615

>>733880047
>>733880047

Wow...that's really sad. Up until this point your story was kinda beautiful in its own way. You're an amazing storyteller, I hope you share this tale again someday.

I have one question...

Did you ever cry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:49:58 No.733880450 Report

Quoted By:

>>733880360
Tru bro
I might actually fucking cry man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:50:45 No.733880498 Report

Quoted By: >>733880592

Someone needs to screen cap all this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:52:01 No.733880576 Report

Quoted By:

FUKIN RIP KELLY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:52:17 No.733880592 Report

Quoted By:

>>733880498

see

>>733878891

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:52:36 No.733880615 Report

Quoted By:

>>733880396
I got a little misty on the drive back, maybe a blub when I woke up the next morning and didn't see Kelly out there.

I know it's been kind of a joke that Kelly was my gf or whatever, but jokes aside, when you spend a lot of time with an animal, you develop an attachment. They can't speak to you or converse with you, so sheer proximity becomes an almost spiritual connection.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:52:39 No.733880617 Report

Quoted By:

>>733870181
Thanks anon, you brought tears to my eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:55:31 No.733880818 Report

Quoted By: >>733880976 >>733880977

>>733880047
I come in for the story of a backwards ass cattle rapist, turns out he's fucking Nicholas Sparks with a tender heart.

Fuck me, this is a great thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:57:43 No.733880976 Report

Quoted By:

>>733880818
This

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:57:43 No.733880977 Report

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>>733880818
pretty much this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:58:59 No.733881077 Report

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Tell me this has been screencapped, I was disgusted, interested, and made to feel....this thread was one for the record.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 06:59:46 No.733881128 Report

Quoted By:

>>733880047
Fucking hell now im starting to tear up theres alot of dust here haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:00:42 No.733881194 Report

Quoted By:

Damn the feels train is leaving the station

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:01:33 No.733881260 Report

Quoted By: >>733881659

It's been 2 weeks since I put Kelly down. I went back to her grave to check for coyote prints and to leave a wooden cross the owners kids have made with her name. I'm surprised at the hurt I feel walking into and out of the trees.

>I begin to take comfort in Jan
>slowly, I fuck her less, and care for her more
>I top off her feed twice daily, instead of dumping it all in at once
>I bring her fresh hay
>she does the majority of the milking now that Kelly is gone, so I want her to be comfortable
>I begin dating a hair stylist off and on
>I bring her by to meet Jan
>Jan seems to like her, and I tell my gf, Erika
>Erika thinks it's funny how attached I am to Jan
>bitchyoudontknowthehalfofit.joh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:01:57 No.733881281 Report

Quoted By:

>>733880047
welcome to zoophilia. most people only have to deal with their partner dying once, if ever. for zoos, it's a lot more often.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:07:26 No.733881659 Report

Quoted By: >>733882312

>>733881260
>I milk Jan and make cream, and then butter from the milk
>I use it to bake for Erika at her cozy little apt.
>we laugh and say "thank you Jan"
>my mom comes out of jail and comes to visit me at work
>I introduce her to Jan and I take a picture on a Funsaver of her riding Jan
>she puts it up on her refrigerator
>I'm happy
>is this what it is like to be normal?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:11:09 No.733881933 Report

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I feel like an eager housewife watching a soap. Only its about cows...and im on the internet...on a friday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:16:25 No.733882312 Report

Quoted By: >>733882469 >>733882784

>>733881659
>I have sex with Erika all the time
>I have sex with Jan NONE of the time
>I start to be repulsed by the idea of fucking a cow
>Erika is happy and fulfilled, Jan is fat and content, and my dick smells normal
>howbowdah.deadmeme
>one day, owner takes off early, it's too hot to work
>I decide to take a shower and surprise Erika by taking her to the next town for dinner
>as I start to leave, farmhand asks me to help him put Jan in the cattle run
>what for?
>doc is coming to do injections
>I tell him not to let the doc do anything without the owner present
>"man, I'm just trying to get some pussy"
>I tell him to hire a lizard at the church bar
>"fuck you, I'll take her in the pen"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:18:37 No.733882469 Report

Quoted By:

>>733882312

inb4 cow cuck porn!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:23:03 No.733882784 Report

Quoted By: >>733883516 >>733883851 >>733884033

>>733882312
>"farmhand, don't you touch that animal"
>he is confused why I won't let him fuck Jan
>thinks I'm making a joke
>laughs and walks towards Jan
>I go into my shack and unload my Mossberg
>I come out and come to the side of Jan's pen
>I work the action loudly
>farmhand freezes
>"N-now Anon...no need for that now"
>"Farmhand, I got a pote of rock whiskey in my blood and a shotgun in my hands. When I tell you to lay off that animal, you fuckin do as I say"
>I watch him pull up his pants and leave
>I lock up my shotgun, retrieve a .380 and tuck it in my pants in case he wants some revenge
>as I walk to my truck, I swear Jan winks at me

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:25:37 No.733882964 Report

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>>733858055

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:26:47 No.733883056 Report

Quoted By:

>>733880059

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:29:12 No.733883231 Report

Quoted By:

>>733861603
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:29:51 No.733883279 Report

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>Be me
>be in fucking Oklahoma
>end up fucking 7-11 whore off 23rd
>one normal titty, one dwarf, retard lump of shit titty...

Fucked a cow in OKC

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:33:08 No.733883516 Report

Quoted By:

>>733882784
MOAR!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:37:12 No.733883758 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858055
Most fucked up version of "Stardew Valley" ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:37:17 No.733883764 Report

Quoted By: >>733884151

>>733870181
Does she know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:38:50 No.733883851 Report

Quoted By: >>733883952 >>733884016

>>733882784
I'm going to buy two full-size female goats next month for some sweet loving.

Any advice for a future goat fucker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:40:39 No.733883952 Report

Quoted By: >>733884165

>>733883851
Ask your imam, he should have some good advice for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:41:38 No.733884016 Report

Quoted By: >>733884165

>>733883851
Spend money on hookers instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:41:57 No.733884033 Report

Quoted By:

>>733882784
>Jan is fat and happy
>Jan is pregnant
>"oh boy hope it isn't mine"
>haha jk
>...
Anyways
>farmhand is pretty pissed I pulled a gun on him
>he says I'm crazy, I used to fuck Kelly all the time
>I tell him that that is over
>tell him to fuck Rosie
>leave Jan alone
>he calls me crazy and shakes his head
>but I can see in the lines of his face, In his graying moustache, in his tired eyes, that he understands
>that 40 years ago, it could have been him with the gun
>he agrees to stay away from Jan
>Jan gives birth, another girl
>the owner eats lunch with us and asks us what he should name it
>I look around the truck bed and can see that we are all in agreement
>farmhand and I nod
>"okay, I guess we'll name her Kelly"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:43:48 No.733884151 Report

Quoted By:

>>733883764
A very amended version. She is aware that I have participated in an unofficial coming of age ritual in my region. She is aware I ducked a cow more than once as a kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 07:44:02 No.733884165 Report

Quoted By:

>>733884016
Hookers cost too much to let me suck their teats all day. Also they have diseases and probably won't do bareback.

>>733883952
zozzle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 11:40:27 No.733885200 Report

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>>733858657
You're already fucked if someone finds out about the dog fucking so you might as well try out other animals. I've heard horse pussy is particularly good

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 12:05:18 No.733885482 Report

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 12:06:47 No.733885523 Report

Quoted By:

>>733858055
What's the matter, did all the human girls reject you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 12:16:46 No.733885877 Report

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>>733858055
Damn good thread. Didnt expect these feels this early. Thanks.

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 12:18:15 No.733885939 Report

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OP, you are one sick puppy. You just made my day, cowfucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 12:25:59 No.733886288 Report

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>>733861603
It would in finland. It's legal in finland to fuck animals as long as theres no sign that you hurt them. Source: am a finn

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Anonymous Sat 27 May 2017 12:38:47 No.733886881 Report

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kek

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