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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:54:14 No.733466653 View View Reply Original Report

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got a opossum in my dishwarsher. there's no animal free animal control in my city, and i'm cheap, so ill diy.

hes been in there for about an hour.
what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:55:38 No.733466725 Report

Quoted By: >>733466759 >>733467538 >>733469331 >>733471177 >>733473661

Run the dishwasher, post results

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:56:29 No.733466759 Report

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>>733466725
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:56:36 No.733466767 Report

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Run it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:56:46 No.733466778 Report

Quoted By: >>733466865 >>733467027

Grab him. Put some gloves on if you want. Opossum aren't very dangerous and don't carry rabies. He might nip and claw you but you can get him outside easy enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:56:54 No.733466791 Report

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Turn it on

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:57:11 No.733466806 Report

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>>733466653

Fucking run that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:58:15 No.733466865 Report

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>>733466778
Looks like a young one too. Probably only recently left the mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:58:27 No.733466875 Report

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Don't be a pussy or a sadist. Get the strongest thickest glove you have grab the bastard and throw him out your window. Then call 911 and ask for someone to check you for diseases afterwards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:58:28 No.733466876 Report

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>>733466653

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:58:45 No.733466892 Report

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>>733466653
close the door
turn it on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:59:25 No.733466925 Report

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Don't run it OP...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 07:59:47 No.733466943 Report

Quoted By: >>733467025 >>733467037

>>733466653
Ok anon, I live out in the country and see these little bastard everywhere

You have to have some balls for this, but since you're on the cheap you dont really have a choice

Scare the living shit out of it. Make as shit ton of noise, spray it with hot water poke it with a stick, ect, ect, all at the same time. This will make it instinctively play dead.

Then just grape it by the back of the neck, like you would with a cat. Dont worry about being bitten, while they play deadthey litterally cant move. They also dont carry rabies like people tend to think, so you're safe.

You're lucky it was a racoon tho lele

Goodluck Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:01:03 No.733467008 Report

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Open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

But seriously just open the fucking door and bang on the counter, he'll either run out the door or play dead. If he plays dead, grab him with gloves or a towel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:01:29 No.733467025 Report

Quoted By: >>733467111 >>733467985

>>733466943
It's a opossum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:01:30 No.733467027 Report

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>>733466778

Any mammal can carry rabies, though less likely in these guys, due to a slightly lower body temp.

Don't risk it anon, he climbed in the death box, beggin to shuffle the mortal coil.

Run that shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:01:38 No.733467037 Report

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>>733466943
First actual response ITT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:02:23 No.733467083 Report

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>>733466653
Get a thick towel and cover the possum with it. Wrap the animal in the towel and go throw it somewhere else.

Also, you could cook it, some people say they taste good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:02:54 No.733467111 Report

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>>733467025
only 1 spelling error addressed
2/10

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:05:15 No.733467222 Report

Quoted By: >>733468125 >>733468206 >>733468262 >>733472191

>>733466653
What you need is:
-A pipe, long enough to reach the fucker and keep your hands out of striking distance
-a length of rope ~3x as long as the pipe, that will fit through the pipe twice

feed both ends of the rope through the pipe in the same direction, leaving a loop hanging out one end and the ends hanging out the other.

Hold the pipe by the end with the rope ends, carefully guide the loop at the other end around the opossum's body.

Pull on the rope ends to draw the loop tight against the pipe around the possum's neck (ideally). keep it tight enough to hold him but take care not to break his neck (or don't, idgaf).

Then drag the fucker out and chuck him outside.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:05:57 No.733467268 Report

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Play a Ariana Grande CD, it will run away afraid of getting blown up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:06:24 No.733467290 Report

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It's a baby possum. You really don't have to worry about disease or bites with him. Grab him in a towel and toss him outside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:07:41 No.733467354 Report

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Gas it
make a video

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:08:36 No.733467394 Report

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I live in a rural area. I see these all the time. I have to kill them all the time too.

Its really easy to kill small mammals. Don't be such a fucking pussy.

Get a long pointy thing, shove that bitch into its skin. Boom, dead and kebab'd for easy carry.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:10:29 No.733467488 Report

Quoted By: >>733467712 >>733467724 >>733468180 >>733472216 >>733478614

It's so cute. Keep as pet. Get little collar. Give name. Teach it tricks. Coolest faggot on the block. Name him if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep (no immunity) OwO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:11:40 No.733467538 Report

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>>733466725
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:14:49 No.733467712 Report

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>>733467488

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:15:06 No.733467724 Report

Quoted By: >>733473018

>>733467712
>>733467488
kill yourselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:15:14 No.733467735 Report

Quoted By: >>733472062

Feed it trash and keep it as a tiny guardian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:16:54 No.733467803 Report

Quoted By: >>733469341 >>733472081

How the fuck did it get in your dishwasher

How the fuck has no one asked this yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:17:19 No.733467825 Report

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Just leave the area for a few hours. When it feels safe, it will come out on its own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:17:21 No.733467830 Report

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Seriously tho.
Timestamp or gtfo

If this is real you need to prove it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:20:37 No.733467985 Report

Quoted By: >>733468895 >>733475114

>>733467025
>a opossum
Kek
AN opossum

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:23:09 No.733468125 Report

Quoted By: >>733468206

>>733467222
points for creativity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:23:45 No.733468155 Report

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Op you flaming faggot post a fucking timestamp

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:24:21 No.733468180 Report

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>>733467488
dubbs checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:24:48 No.733468206 Report

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>>733468125
>>733467222

Fuck creativity, he's automatically correct cuz trips

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:25:42 No.733468262 Report

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>>733467222
fucking SMART

SMRT

DONT NEED DIPLOMA NO MORE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:26:20 No.733468294 Report

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https://www.lowes.com/pd/Havahart-2-Door-Animal-Trap/1084937?cm_mmc=SCE_PLA-_-LawnGarden-_-OutdoorPesticide-_-1084937:Havahart&CAWELAID=&kpid=1084937&CAGPSPN=pla&store_code=1538&k_clickID=3df84e45-5cc8-4d69-97c9-8467665132b0&gclid=COaWq9fLhdQCFV2BswodXO0Ljg

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:27:10 No.733468334 Report

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op needs to fucking deliver

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:28:17 No.733468401 Report

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Turn him into chop sssssuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeyyyyyyy

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:28:44 No.733468430 Report

Quoted By: >>733468467 >>733468508

note the hole in the wall, which was duct-taped, then eaten through.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:28:56 No.733468438 Report

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stick your dick in the dishwasher with it and run the shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:29:39 No.733468467 Report

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>>733468430
need some proof

put dick on possums face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:30:18 No.733468508 Report

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>>733468430
>>733468155

Op is a faaaaggoooot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:30:36 No.733468529 Report

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I am all for running the dishwasher. Op may not be faggot if he keeps us updated. Interested.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:31:19 No.733468573 Report

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>>733468467
This. For science.

Only way to PROVE it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:31:20 No.733468574 Report

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>>733466653
Slow down there turbo... that mother fucker right there is your friend!

He eats the weird nasty creepy crawlies that you don't want around

Don't kill it, it's an allie.

Just leave a door open, the dishwasher door open, and let you little buddy go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:32:31 No.733468638 Report

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OP don't be a faggot. Run the fucking dishwasher

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:32:54 No.733468659 Report

Quoted By: >>733468843

How many of your home repairs involve duct tape? How often are you thwarted by unholy rats of the night?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:35:15 No.733468787 Report

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bump for potential

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:36:29 No.733468843 Report

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>>733468659
This 2bh

Sort your shit out OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:37:24 No.733468895 Report

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>>733467985
Using an and a does not depend on the spelling of the word it comes before, it depends on the pronunciation of the word. In most cases though, an is used before words that begin with vowels

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:38:04 No.733468928 Report

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>>733466653

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:38:49 No.733468959 Report

Quoted By: >>733468999

If I can get an angry reindeer out of my house then you can get a tiny little rodent out of your dishwasher.. Put on some gloves, grab that fucker and toss his ass out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:39:23 No.733468999 Report

Quoted By: >>733469101

>>733468959
>angry reindeer out of my house
Da fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:39:27 No.733469006 Report

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Also, just so you know. Bill died for your sins. Jerkin off on Chaturbate... he died, then his penis.

Just a moment of silence for uncle Bill

Dicks out for uncle Bill Bill Bill oh no Bill

Dicks out for that glorious bastard.

DOFB

#DOFB

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=811_1495498793

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:40:03 No.733469038 Report

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RUN THE DISHWASHER AND POST RESULTS!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:40:41 No.733469074 Report

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Let it go op they kill insects like roaches and shit. Dont listen to the inbred idiots here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:41:04 No.733469101 Report

Quoted By: >>733469189

>>733468999
Came home from work, reindeer had busted through my living room porch window/door.
Just standing in there angry as fuck.
Opened the door, pushed him out.
>just life in Swedish Lapland

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:41:34 No.733469125 Report

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>>733466653
possums are hard as fuck to kill. you can shoot it, stab it and crucify it, and it's still gonna be growling and hissing at you (sadly i know this from experience), your best bet is gonna be blocking off the kitchen so it doesn't go somewhere else, and leave the window open in hopes it leaves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:42:40 No.733469189 Report

Quoted By: >>733469301

>>733469101
yo, I was friends with a group of Fins for a while. Most hardcore motherfuckers.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:44:43 No.733469301 Report

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>>733469189
Finns are special, luckily I'm 50% Finn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:45:11 No.733469331 Report

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>>733466725
just this, fucking do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:45:22 No.733469341 Report

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>>733467803
Underrated post

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:46:17 No.733469383 Report

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>>733466653
use a broom or something to usher it into an empty garbage can. if push comes to shove, grab it by the tail and throw him against the wall as hard as you fucking can, i mean, really go to town on him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:46:44 No.733469403 Report

Quoted By: >>733469667

This has been going on for too long to be real. OP has let us down again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:52:14 No.733469667 Report

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>>733469403
Op never posted a timestamp with the marsupial. It's fake as fuck

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 08:57:13 No.733469914 Report

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>>733466653
Isn't it fucking obvious, OP? Just run the dishwasher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:11:05 No.733470649 Report

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Tonight, op was a huuuuge faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:15:24 No.733470899 Report

Quoted By: >>733470938 >>733470946 >>733470991 >>733471177

op here, inb4404.
finally found a perfect sized pole. cut up some old window blind string, gonna attempt to wrangle it.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:16:05 No.733470938 Report

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>>733470899
forgot photo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:16:17 No.733470946 Report

Quoted By: >>733470983 >>733471031

>>733470899
timestamp or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:16:50 No.733470983 Report

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>>733470938
nvm >>733470946

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:16:59 No.733470991 Report

Quoted By: >>733471031

>>733470899
Document that shit, nigga!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:17:54 No.733471031 Report

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>>733470946
>>733470991
you bet.
will get a shot, if the potassium doesnt go crazy when i open it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:19:24 No.733471096 Report

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Archive for potentially cap-worthy thread

https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/733466653

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:20:59 No.733471177 Report

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>>733470899
>>733470938
Faggot.
>>733466725

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:23:33 No.733471276 Report

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Op is a slow poster but... this could be golden. Don't let it die.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:25:34 No.733471380 Report

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filler to bump the thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:26:55 No.733471461 Report

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I got one out of a bait shop once with a broom and a cardboard box.

Just chase it in, close the flappers and take it outside.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:27:23 No.733471481 Report

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:30:03 No.733471624 Report

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:30:08 No.733471630 Report

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>>733466653
Run it... for about 2 minutes.. check on him, tell him he's a good boy. Then run it again for a minute, Do this until he goes to sleep, it's the only way.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:31:04 No.733471677 Report

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posting Jimmy Neutron stuff for some reason

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:32:25 No.733471732 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:32:54 No.733471761 Report

Quoted By: >>733471900

>>733466653

Make a trap box

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:32:56 No.733471763 Report

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Rise again, op. You are doing the Lord's work by making a makeshift noose for an opossum randomly. Keep us updated.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:33:06 No.733471774 Report

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>>733471677

More

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:33:23 No.733471791 Report

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>>733466876
I haven't laughed so hard that I started crying in a long time.

Thank you.

Pleas have this, it's the funniest thing on my computer.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:34:54 No.733471865 Report

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:35:37 No.733471900 Report

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>>733471761
Leave faggots out of this.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:35:59 No.733471918 Report

Quoted By: >>733471946 >>733471988 >>733471992 >>733472020 >>733472042 >>733472062 >>733472093 >>733472328 >>733474343

op here,
well i got it. maybe not the way you guys wanted, but i got it.

thinking i'll drive it somewhere before everyone wakes up and drop it off.
or, quads tells me how i should get rid of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:36:16 No.733471929 Report

Quoted By: >>733472020

>>733471774
sorry, I'm out of Jimmy Neutron stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:36:39 No.733471946 Report

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>>733471918
DROWN IT IN THE BATH TUB!

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:37:24 No.733471988 Report

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>>733471918
HOLY FUCKING SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:37:29 No.733471992 Report

Quoted By: >>733472024 >>733472078

>>733471918
cut it's limbs off then burn it alive

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:38:08 No.733472020 Report

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>>733471918

Still no timestamp OP

>>733471929

You disappoint me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:38:09 No.733472023 Report

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>>733471946
rolling for this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:38:10 No.733472024 Report

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>>733471992
You've got style.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:38:39 No.733472042 Report

Quoted By: >>733472128

>>733471918
train it and then keep it as a pet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:39:09 No.733472062 Report

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>>733471918
See
>>733467735

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:39:23 No.733472078 Report

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>>733471992

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:39:25 No.733472081 Report

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>>733467803
Because it was opened, window in the kitchen was opened too, mistery solved, gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:39:42 No.733472093 Report

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>>733471918
Put it back in the dishwasher and turn it on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:40:02 No.733472106 Report

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>>733472093
rerolling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:40:06 No.733472109 Report

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>>733472023
reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:40:20 No.733472120 Report

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>>733472093

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:40:27 No.733472128 Report

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>>733472042
No, fuck that and fuck you. This isn't fucking how to train your possum, it's I caught a wild creature now how can I inflict the most pain before it dies. Go back to watching interracial cuck porn, Fuckin norm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:40:37 No.733472134 Report

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>>733472020
Seriously. You caught it, so a pic in front of thecage with a timestamp and you've made this a pretty Damn amusing thread OP

however...HOW THE FUCK DID IT GET IN YOUR DISHWASHER FAGGOT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:40:51 No.733472143 Report

Quoted By: >>733472255

I feel I have quads. Figure out how to start stabbing it in the cage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:41:03 No.733472149 Report

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>>733472093
Genius.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:41:32 No.733472175 Report

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Let it into someones house who you fucking hate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:41:36 No.733472180 Report

Quoted By: >>733472212 >>733472232

Stab it in cage. Quads get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:41:44 No.733472188 Report

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>>733472093
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:41:47 No.733472191 Report

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>>733467111
>>733467222
Is no-one going to address the back to back trips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:08 No.733472203 Report

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>>733472093
Please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:18 No.733472209 Report

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>>733472093
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:21 No.733472212 Report

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>>733472180
Get

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:22 No.733472216 Report

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>>733467488
Cu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:32 No.733472222 Report

Quoted By: >>733472244 >>733472245 >>733472260 >>733472289 >>733472303 >>733472382 >>733472738 >>733472749

release it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:34 No.733472227 Report

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>>733472093
Pretty please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:38 No.733472232 Report

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>>733472180
roll

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:48 No.733472239 Report

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>>733472093

Fucking this already

Timestamp this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:42:57 No.733472244 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472222
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:43:03 No.733472245 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472222
Nigger!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:43:16 No.733472255 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472143
It's going to take fucking forever....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:43:26 No.733472260 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472222
Noooooo! Fucking quads... show pics at least. Fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:44:04 No.733472289 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472222
OP HERE,
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:44:21 No.733472302 Report

Quoted By: >>733472350

>>733472128
you're not op.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:44:21 No.733472303 Report

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>>733472222
You fucking cunt. I hope you die in a car crash tomorrow.

Fuck

You

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:44:51 No.733472328 Report

Quoted By:

>>733471918
Oven at 150. Give it a long, slow roast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:45:15 No.733472350 Report

Quoted By: >>733473512

>>733472302
You're right, but I will tell you to get fucked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:45:53 No.733472382 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472222
Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:47:31 No.733472463 Report

Quoted By:

>>733466653
Quads demands, up pooper!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:48:36 No.733472525 Report

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Op kept delivaring. Terrible quads fail. I feel the opossum got the get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:52:15 No.733472706 Report

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i saved an opossum today, feelsgood

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:52:37 No.733472728 Report

Quoted By: >>733472797 >>733472800 >>733472922 >>733472923

ophere,
here's the requested timestamp, for official purposes only.

he was a trooper the whole way through, even while i essentially choked him with a cord. obedient opossum will be his name. dubs renames him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:52:50 No.733472738 Report

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>>733472222
perfect response... must piss off these psychopathic losers opting for animal cruelty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:53:03 No.733472749 Report

Quoted By: >>733472995

>>733472222
I wrote this. I meant that you "release it" back into the house... mix it up a bit more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:53:48 No.733472797 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472728
Name it "I should have drowned in a dishwasher".

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:53:53 No.733472800 Report

Quoted By: >>733472835 >>733473113 >>733473143

>>733472728
looks like he shit in the cage. also name it "wasted quads" if this post is dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:54:07 No.733472811 Report

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Professor Bernard Niggerlips The Opossum III

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:54:44 No.733472835 Report

Quoted By: >>733473113

>>733472800
oh shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:56:42 No.733472922 Report

Quoted By: >>733473359

>>733472728
That possums piiiiisssssed

You should try petting him

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:56:42 No.733472923 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472728

4CHAN SPACE PROGRAM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:58:07 No.733472995 Report

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>>733472749
you didnt friend, i meant release it into the wild and let it live a happy life

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:58:38 No.733473018 Report

Quoted By: >>733473437

>>733467724
>you like animals i don't, so you should kill yourself

good god you're fucking cringey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 09:59:44 No.733473080 Report

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throw it out the window

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:00:16 No.733473113 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472835
>>733472800
OP please

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:00:49 No.733473143 Report

Quoted By:

>>733472800
Wasted Quads it is, says dubs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:04:47 No.733473359 Report

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>>733472922
Dubs don't lie.

Pet him, calm him down

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:05:22 No.733473381 Report

Quoted By: >>733473407

you said quads decides so quads fucking decides ,rolling for puttting him in dishwasher and turning on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:05:49 No.733473407 Report

Quoted By: >>733473509

rerolling >>733473381

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:06:16 No.733473437 Report

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>>733473018
Don't tell me what I wrote to op and pur friend wasted quads. It is to be immediately released... wherever that might be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:08:01 No.733473509 Report

Quoted By:

>>733473407
one more time

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:08:04 No.733473512 Report

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>>733472350
and i will tell you to grow up.
no need to be rude just cause mommy beats you and daddy uses you as a cum sponge.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:09:40 No.733473585 Report

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I don't know why but all this was very satisfying. Have a nice day anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:11:10 No.733473661 Report

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>>733466725
Came here to say this!

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:13:15 No.733473758 Report

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kek seems to have taken a liking to Wasted Quads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:13:27 No.733473769 Report

Quoted By: >>733473835 >>733473851 >>733473909 >>733473933 >>733474090

op here again,
in case anyone was wondering, heres the breakdown of the story:

>do some late night programming
>hear clank from other room
>have no pets
>wife is asleep, can hear her snoring
>"did i lock the door?"
>remember that the clank was from a specifically unique cooking pan
>know exactly where you put that pan last
>build 3d mental image of kitchen, envisioning perpetrator location
>use phone to mirror around corner
>see nothing
>further investigate
>find pan
>tap
>confirmed sound
>...but what hit it?
>look around kitchen smore
>nada
>confirm other pans sound dissimilar
>confirmed
>see tippy-top shelf door open slightly, about 3 inches
>its directly above dishwasher
>"oh, its probably just a mouse, i got this"
>discover small duct-taped hole in wall that's been chewed through
>recall that you're renting
>previous owners were like 95 years old
>recall its one of the oldest houses in the county
>not surprised
>anyways, look around some more
>gotta be here somewhere
>step down off dishwasher lid
>look under cabinet overhand for signs/clues
>corner of eye catches something
>looking upward into dishwasher,
>realizing there was a possum watching crotch-area from a couple of inches away
>"well that was close."
>post on /b/ for answers on whatdo.
>eof

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:14:47 No.733473835 Report

Quoted By: >>733473974

>>733473769
you forgot to mention that you are a pussy and won't turn it on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:15:16 No.733473851 Report

Quoted By:

>>733473769
>eof

NOT eof. turn that fucking dishwasher on now you goddamn code monkey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:16:04 No.733473909 Report

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>>733473769
And now wasted quads is part of your family. The crazy nocturnal uncle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:16:32 No.733473933 Report

Quoted By:

>>733473769
Life is a dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:17:19 No.733473974 Report

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>>733473835
its on now, actually. i intend to wash it 4-5 times with various cleaning chemicals, just to really sanitize the poo residue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:17:25 No.733473975 Report

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Do you have any weirdo friends that will fuck it and let you video that shit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:18:10 No.733474010 Report

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Close the door partially so it cannot run away. Get a flashlight. Turn off the lights in the room. It's ok if it's not nighttime where you are. Approach the situation room by yelling and whooping, growling, and stomping your feet hard and fast but traveling slowly. This will allow the tiny brained mammal to Fully realise something big is coming for them. Flash the light back and forth in the animals face as you continue making noise as you open the door. Yell at it and spit on it, thunk the dishwasher door with the flashlight.

Sensory overstimulation will put the little autist into no response mode, you can then remove the little fucktard by the scruff. This works with possums or subhuman autists alike. Nobody needs a smelly animal in their dishwasher or classroom that utilizes urine to keep parasites off its naked tail.

This is Sparta. Place the creature back in the wilderness, or if you dislike animals AND your neighbor- his house, garden, garage, bed.

Approach your neighbor with a veterinary stun rifle. Wait in the blind until he arrives home late in th dark and exits his vehicle. Try to remain in the blind until the amesthesthwtic or wtf Anesthetic takes full effect. Remove his stupid facial hair on one side, his scalp hair on the other. Install a petID into his left calf muscle and jab a freshly sharpened pencil into the other. Allow him to wake inside his home, safely tucked in bed, dressed in new Pajamas custom made for an adult size using Dora the Explorer fabric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:18:20 No.733474023 Report

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Get some of the boys around and chuck it on the spit g, peel him back

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:20:09 No.733474090 Report

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>>733473769
>do some late night programming
>some
>late night

dont lie. all your programming is late night

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:25:25 No.733474323 Report

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:25:58 No.733474343 Report

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>>733471918
Now u must rape it to show your dominance over it!

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:27:47 No.733474426 Report

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>>733474323
MOAR

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:29:44 No.733474515 Report

Quoted By: >>733474952

>>733474323

Oh my....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:31:13 No.733474577 Report

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>>733474323
do you have more with vivisection and burning alive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:31:34 No.733474599 Report

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>>733474323
Yesssss

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:33:19 No.733474699 Report

Quoted By: >>733475085

Don't kill it like a pussy, they are good for the environment and relatively harmless, all bark no bite as they say. Get some gloves and manhandle the bitch into a box or trashbag, once you got your hands on it it's likely to play dead... I get the out of our trash from time to time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:37:53 No.733474952 Report

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>>733474323
>>733474515
Anymore like these?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:39:23 No.733475025 Report

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this is slowly becoming a get thread

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:40:43 No.733475085 Report

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>>733474699

Late as fuck retard

Kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:41:14 No.733475114 Report

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>>733467985
The o is silent, so a opossum is correct.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 10:56:42 No.733475846 Report

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Possums can't carry the rabies virus, FYI. So you're good there.

Get a big towel or thick gloves and take him outside.

Dont hurt him...they're good for everything.

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Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 11:03:40 No.733476214 Report

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>>733466653
Run dishwasher dispose of in trash after

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 11:26:34 No.733477313 Report

Quoted By: >>733477430

>>733474323
Post your IP address fagot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 11:29:06 No.733477430 Report

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>>733477313
127.0.0.1
you're too much of a pussy to try anything, anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 May 2017 11:53:33 No.733478614 Report

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>>733467488
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