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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:45:13 No.648341270 View View Reply Original Report

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/b/, I need some help.

My name is Ricardo but everyone at the school I just transferred to calls me retardo. (inb4 b&, i'm an 18 year old senior in high school)

How can I get them to stop calling me retardo, without having to kick everyones ass?

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:47:37 No.648341503 Report

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>>648341270
not possible

its kick everyones ass or forever be retardo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:47:59 No.648341542 Report

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>>648341270
You only have to kick one persons arse. The rest will get message if you do your job

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:49:20 No.648341680 Report

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Stop being a fucking spic you stupid faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:50:38 No.648341821 Report

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>>648341270
You must not only kick their asses, but make sure to beat their family up too, the message must be loud and clear across all that dare to cross Retardo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:51:10 No.648341875 Report

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>>648341270
Play up to it. Nicknames are no fun if you like it. Refer to yourself as Retardo when you fuck up in sport or something. most importantly be nice, be respectful to women. Ask girls out. If they are horrid to you then suggest publicly that their behaviour was unnecessary and a simple 'no' would have sufficed. You will beat it kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:51:12 No.648341879 Report

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>>648341680
My family is from Spain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:52:27 No.648342003 Report

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>>648341270
Hey, Retardo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:52:46 No.648342043 Report

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>>648341270
HA!
Retardo!
Oh man, that's fucking great!
Roll with it, Retardo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:53:01 No.648342073 Report

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>>648341875
This is actually good advice. Thank you. I'll try that.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:54:06 No.648342183 Report

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It's easy, you have to embrace your new name and bear it with pride.
Let the world know you as Retardo, Lord of Eternal Darkness or something. Your foes will shiver in fear every time they hear it, and they will regret ever bestowing it upon you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:54:23 No.648342214 Report

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Just be Rick?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:54:48 No.648342263 Report

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Wait wait, everyone shut the fuck up. Seriously?

Are you retarded??

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:54:52 No.648342272 Report

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Only a fucking pussy would care about such things. Be a rock, give no fucks and ignore it or laugh it off. Trying to control it with violence means they just do it behind your back AND you catch shit AND likely take regular beatings because you get goaded into fights you can't win.

It's just school. One day you'll look back and see how little it mattered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:55:55 No.648342398 Report

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>>this>>648342272

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:56:59 No.648342512 Report

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If you are semi stupid then I dunno get fucked for having the short stick of life. The truth is you won't make it and it won't be fun. Deal with it

If you aren't it is as simple as literally not giving a fuck. Social situations fix themselves just act cool and you will be cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:58:28 No.648342662 Report

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>>648342073
No worries. If it helps a kid at my school was called 'Mumbo' because, and I quote 'apparently my mum has bad B O'

That's body odour for any non thinkers here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:00:49 No.648342893 Report

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>>648342662
>a kid at my school was called 'Mumbo' because, and I quote 'apparently my mum has bad B O'

that's pretty good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:01:33 No.648342950 Report

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Ricardo's a cool name, you must be quite a spack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:02:39 No.648343049 Report

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Fight the next guy that says it. I had a name that was worked in with gay very easy. It took me a while but when some asshole said it in front of a girl I liked I went batshit. Everyone stopped after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:04:04 No.648343177 Report

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>>648341270
Well, if you happen to have a girl like that on your arm, they will all look like idiots when they call you that name. Trust me.
Basically, and this is yet another method, show you don't give any fucks. Perhaps say something really dumb back and laugh such as "retardo your mom" Or "sheeeit nigga, wussup".
Hell, in a way, even own it. For example they might say: "hey retsrdo". Answer in a genuinely friendly way with, "yo, whatsup bitch." Throwing in a friendly term bitch or ma bitch would be an important addition to use.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:04:35 No.648343228 Report

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>>648341270
anybody else fapping to that redhead or just me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:04:39 No.648343236 Report

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>>648342272
Disagree with this part: Only a fucking pussy would care about such things.

Rest is good advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:05:49 No.648343359 Report

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>>648342272
True, but if I knew they were doing it behind my back I'd lay hands on any of them. They want to keep you out of their jokes? Good. Who gives a fuck? If it's at your expense why give a fuck about these guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:12:06 No.648343887 Report

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Thanks for all the advice guys.

I was hesitant to ask /b/ because I figured you'd all just call me retardo and tell me to kill myself. But you guys helped a lot.

Besides, I sure as fuck wasn't going to ask the faggots on /adv/, that's for damn sure.

-Retardo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:12:48 No.648343954 Report

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Start going by "Richard" and tell them they can call you "Dick" for short.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:14:15 No.648344083 Report

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>>648341270
It's easy !
Rape all them to become Rapardo, not Retardo !

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:17:28 No.648344376 Report

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>>648344083
>Rapardo

-faster than a speeding bullet
-more powerful than a locomotive

I like it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:20:52 No.648344672 Report

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>>648344083
this

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:28:11 No.648345370 Report

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https://youtu.be/thpFc0JoaNM

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:28:43 No.648345422 Report

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>>648341879
haha even worst than a spic.
also stop being such a faggot, my cousin is also ricardo, and he never had any problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:31:09 No.648345672 Report

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Start writing your name as Ritardo on papers and make sure the kids that call you it see it and that will be the end of it.. No fun making fun of someone when they laugh about it themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:32:20 No.648345800 Report

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Show them your triforce

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:32:24 No.648345802 Report

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>>648341270
Stop being a supid spic faggot, Retardo. Stop answering to a name other than yours fucking cunt rag bitch, Retardo. Stop licking the windows, taint stain piece of human filth, Reatardo. Wash your balls daily, Retardo, you smell like shit, nigger. Retardo.

jew.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:32:45 No.648345850 Report

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Ricardo potato retardo tomato

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:35:21 No.648346131 Report

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>>648341270
Google Columbine.

Do that. Nobody will call you Retardo.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:40:26 No.648346662 Report

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