>>648201573I know, I know, this is a troll post. Whatever.
Anybody reading this and wondering how to actually get out of low bronze, it's pretty simple:
Win your lane if you can. If you fail to win your lane, play safe, get what cs you can and do not feed your opponent. If you win your lane, shove it and roam to another one and help them get some kills. If you lose your lane, and your enemy goes to another lane, generally speaking, do NOT follow them. Just shove that fucking lane and try to take turret.
Don't worry about meta picks or any other bullshit. Every champion in the entire game is viable, with the exception of using stuff like adcs(maybe except ashe)/yi/tryndamere/katarina in the support role, which is literally free gold for your opponent.
This shit won't get you into gold, and maybe not even into silver. But it'll help, a lot.
To get into silver: Look at your minimap. To get into gold: get your csing up with a goal of 10/minute. To get into platinum: Learn how to roam properly and also punish your enemy's roams, and how to take advantage of the jungler being visible on the map. To get into diamond: group with your team, and sacrifice your own immediate objectives (a half dead camp, a small cs wave) to help your team.