Quoted By:
THE TEN DUMPMANDMENTS
I. I AM ANDY SIXX, THY SLIDDER; THOU SHALT HAVE NO OTHER SLIDDERS BEFORE ME.
II. THOU SHALT NOT MAKE UNTO THEE ANY NON-FECAL IMAGES.
III. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF ANDY SIXX IN VAIN.
IV. REMEMBER THE SLIDDING DAY, TO KEEP IT HOLY.
V. HONOR THY LOGGER AND THY SLIDDER.
VI. THOU SHALT NOT SHILL.
VII. THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT LOGULTERY.
VIII. THOU SHALT NOT STEAL LOGS.
IX. THOU SHALT NOT BEAR FALSE SHITNESS AGAINST THY NEIGHBOR.
X. THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S LOGS.
Sixxodus 20:1–17
