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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:12:20 No.801365847 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>801365924 >>801366702 >>801366879 >>801367036 >>801367392 >>801367474 >>801367562 >>801367798 >>801368216 >>801368473 >>801371957

Okay /b/ fags.

>Doctor Fucker M.D is in the office. Describe your ailments, and I'll offer professional medical advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:13:48 No.801365924 Report

Quoted By: >>801366044

>>801365847
Does vaping make my sperm cells retarded

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:15:36 No.801366044 Report

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>>801365924
>Does vaping make my sperm cells retarded

Anon, does your father vape?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:17:12 No.801366150 Report

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KEEP THIS FUCKING THREAD ALIVE YOU FAGGOTS

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:22:28 No.801366482 Report

Quoted By: >>801366634

Had the flu, feeling better but now shitting liquid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:24:07 No.801366601 Report

Quoted By: >>801366744

the skin on my dick is peeling off. i haven't touched in in 10 years and it's shriveling. help me, good sire.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:24:34 No.801366634 Report

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>>801366482
>Had the flu, feeling better but now shitting liquid

Your body is expelling nad jew jew. Allow it to cleanse itself, and proceed by eating fiber rich food and avoiding grease and dairy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:25:36 No.801366692 Report

Quoted By: >>801366909

My genitals keep expelling an oily liquid after strenuous activity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:25:51 No.801366702 Report

Quoted By: >>801367095

>>801365847
I've started feeling sexual attraction for men and young boys... Can ya help me Doc?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:26:21 No.801366744 Report

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>>801366601
>the skin on my dick is peeling off. i haven't touched in in 10 years and it's shriveling. help me, good sire.

That's just a sign from god that you're a faggot. Look at boi pussy, and all will be cured.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:28:28 No.801366879 Report

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>>801365847
>>801365847
>>801365847
Keep up the good doctoring, my good doctor!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:28:49 No.801366899 Report

Quoted By: >>801367470

I maintain a steady diet however due to my job I often am unable to eat lunch, I include fruit and veg in my other meals but my shit varies wildly in consistency, from hard rabbit like pellets to soft logs to straight up liquid. Sometimes in the same day. Also I tend to get diarrhea for a week at a time regardless of diet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:28:56 No.801366909 Report

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>>801366692
>strenuous activity

Stop working so hard. Take a load off. Relax. A good stress reliever and anti oxidant is to shove crushed garlic down your dick hole for exactly 30 minutes, twice daily. It also reduces smegma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:30:51 No.801367036 Report

Quoted By: >>801367175 >>801367927

>>801365847
got weird bump on the head of my dick, looks like a white head, what do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:31:55 No.801367095 Report

Quoted By: >>801367305

>>801366702
>attraction to young boys.

Relax Anon, you are a healthy growing boy.

>attraction to men

You've caught Faggotry. Only cure is a stoning and anal deflation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:32:14 No.801367114 Report

Quoted By: >>801367246

two things doc which i probably know the answer to:
1) constant headaches, high heart rate, eyes hurt in tandem with headaches, sometimes heart feels like its pushing hard to move blood (more than likely high blood pressure)

2) snoring, shitty sleep. waking up CONSTANTLY, hard time falling back asleep (probably sleep apnea)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:33:09 No.801367175 Report

Quoted By: >>801367927

>>801367036
Q-tip, hydrogen peroxide. Just moisten the Whitehead with it and it should go away in a day or two. Reapply after showers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:34:16 No.801367246 Report

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>>801367114
I got the 2nd, I actually have a sleep study scheduled tomorrow to check that out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:35:10 No.801367305 Report

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>>801367095
Who's the artist?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:36:34 No.801367389 Report

Quoted By: >>801368119

Help me, doc, I think I might have somthing terrible.

I think I'm turing black. I tried avoiding sunlight for a very long time, but it did nothing to help. I'm slowly getting darker and darker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:36:36 No.801367392 Report

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>>801365847
Got my rheumatoid arthritis diagnosis 10+ years ago when I was a youngster, entire body was affected but it eventually calmed down. I'm not visibly fucked up and kinda feel ok (or maybe just don't remember what actual ok felt like before this shit) but it sure does worry me now that I'm trying to have a normal life. Some joints are still cranky. What should I do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:37:33 No.801367470 Report

Quoted By: >>801367764

>>801366899
>unable to eat lunch

First, what is your profession.

Secondly you need protein and fiber in your diet. And keep it regular.

First, clean out your system. I recommend a pickle cleans. Eat nothing but pickles, and when jar is empty, mix pickle juice with prune juice and chug. Results may vary.

After words, find a supplement rich in protein, such as some lean meats or Cum. Plenty of chicken and or cum makes a fine, healthy lunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:37:38 No.801367474 Report

Quoted By: >>801368119

>>801365847
Recently I have been metamorphosing into a gay nigger. Before this, I was a perfectly healthy straight white male. Whats happening to me doc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:39:00 No.801367562 Report

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>>801365847
really bad tinnitus, only in my left ear. it goes away for a few minutes if i block my nose and sniff really hard, which makes me wonder if there's something fucked up going on in the eustacian tubes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:39:17 No.801367578 Report

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My dick hurt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:42:04 No.801367764 Report

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>>801367470
Thanks Doc, and I’m a bus driver. I think cum is better because I can store it in a cup and bring it with me as I work

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:42:38 No.801367798 Report

Quoted By: >>801367877 >>801368342

>>801365847
Doc I got drunk at a bar and went home with a faggot and had faggot sucks now's I got gay aids. What cream ointment do I need to rub over myself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:43:50 No.801367877 Report

Quoted By: >>801368390

>>801367798
Gay cum

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:44:38 No.801367927 Report

Quoted By: >>801368118

>>801367036
Ignore >>801367175.

I'm the damn doctor here. Get Vodka. Or moonshine. Whatever is available to you, so long as it is a clean, clear alcohol with no spices, bitters or additives.

Drink half the bottle.

I mean it. One whole half.

Once boozed up, you can operate. Pour some booze on cock head, and rub it in with the skin. Circumcised or not, you rub that fucking liquour in!

Then, once sterilized, you take a small blade such as a knife, scalple, or used nail, and hold the blade over a fire. Once that's nice and hot, proceed to pop and or remove white head.

If you desire, you may shave a bit off your own cock head, and or circumcise yourself if jewish.

Once done, pour another swig of your liquor over the wound to cleanse it, and drink the remainder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:47:20 No.801368118 Report

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>>801367927
I've legit thought about doing that but scared i'll bleed all over, but will try

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:47:22 No.801368119 Report

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>>801367389
>>801367474
>turning into Niggers

I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker.
Pic related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:48:41 No.801368216 Report

Quoted By: >>801368716

>>801365847
I have these lumps on the inside of my upper lip, what should I do doctor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:50:17 No.801368324 Report

Quoted By: >>801368783

I ded. wat do?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:50:34 No.801368342 Report

Quoted By: >>801368428

>>801367798
>caught Faggotry

Anon, before I give you a prescription, was it at least a trap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:51:17 No.801368390 Report

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>>801367877
Great idea doc! Thanks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:52:09 No.801368428 Report

Quoted By: >>801368962

>>801368342
I was the trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:52:43 No.801368473 Report

Quoted By: >>801368962

>>801365847
I have mesothelioma. What could be wrong with me Dr. Anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:57:01 No.801368716 Report

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>>801368216
>lumps inside lip

Do they bleed, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 04:58:02 No.801368783 Report

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>>801368324
>ded

Suck god's white stubble coated, thick cock and balls and beg for reincarnation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:01:06 No.801368962 Report

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>>801368428
>Was the trap

Hm.

I see.
Only cure for Gay Aids is to pass it on to other faggots. Use your trapiness to lure one hundred men into Faggotry. Only then will you be free of the disease.

>>801368473

Stop smoking crack, you nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:24:42 No.801370382 Report

Quoted By: >>801370831

Hi Doctor fucker. Are hookups dangerous?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:32:53 No.801370831 Report

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>>801370382
>hookups dangerous.

It depends on where and when you meet, and what race they are.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:35:51 No.801371012 Report

Quoted By: >>801372112

Doc i cant find a GF i'am a 7/10 1.80 60kg male, i never get out of my house and when i do i think everybody is laughting at me... i also cant go outside without wearing a hat, do i have the autism and how can i cure it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:38:06 No.801371151 Report

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Bepis is comin 4 me nd i dont want it to

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:39:36 No.801371247 Report

Quoted By: >>801371400 >>801372112

Help doc! I've recently been having impure thoughts of the teenaged girl next door. I know I shouldn't feel this way for my wife would have my hide. I think you're my only hope

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:42:02 No.801371400 Report

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>>801371247
Stop smoking weef

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:44:56 No.801371568 Report

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:50:25 No.801371932 Report

Quoted By: >>801372310

Yo doc I got a rash on my dick after fuckin yo mama. What be it do doc? I dinddu nutin but fuc dat bitch, know im sayin?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:51:04 No.801371957 Report

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>>801365847
Hello SCP-049, how are ya?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:51:56 No.801372011 Report

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How 2 not be sad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:53:27 No.801372112 Report

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>>801371247
>impure thoughts.

Only solution is to get it out of your system. Rape both of them, but impregnate the teen. Like, really pump her full of Juice, real deep in there, repeatedly or else god will smite thee.

>>801371012
>autism
Rape someone into submission. Be a man, grow confidence, even if it kills you, and try. Try until you find a pitty pussy, or a retard to cream pie.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:56:38 No.801372310 Report

Quoted By: >>801372446

>>801371932
>dindu nuffin
>fucking fat women

I'm sorry, Anon. But I diagnose you with Niggatrosis Faggotry. I say you have another two, maybe three weeks to kive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 05:58:54 No.801372446 Report

Quoted By: >>801372688

>>801372310
Damn doc you woke as fuc. Thanks nigga hope you take wellfare, I broke as fuc you feel me fam?

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Anonymous Tue 04 Jun 2019 06:02:46 No.801372688 Report

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>>801372446
Free of charge, you hopeless fool

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