>>724817696Not sorry if this somehow killed your expectations or makes you move to prove me wrong/smother my statement.
For any that are still reading onward:
Even at a bodycount of 5, murder odes not feel special to me. It's a hassle to make evidence disappear, clean blood and set up a way of sustaining your vagrant but wanted lifestyle. No wonder contract killers demand at least 10k$$ (preferred in bitcoin, naturally).
To break down what most of you can't do, due to becoming domesticated and pampered (like those slobs in wall-e)
Killing someone is just a set of movements (and convincing skills). Inflicting the wound, keeping the target from struggling. Inflincting the lethal joust and waiting till the target goes numb.
Promise them sweet nothings and command them to say their important credentials, using their phone to fake-call an ambulance is effective if you're good at convincing.
I may get sacked by banditos or something else before my inevitable trial, ans I'll most certainly not come out innocent, but I can tell you this:
A criminal needs to be lucky every single time, the authorities, they just need one stroke of luck.
As long as my probabilities are favourable, I'll not act in any way that jeperdizes my escape out of euroland.
And with that, let the continued activities of the devious Maruseru entertain my friends on the """darkweb""" (who needs to converse with mundane 3D normies who don't share your interests anyway...)
P.S.:
I do feel proud of becoming a meme tho.
