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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:20:50 No.711530843 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>711531970 >>711533069 >>711533489 >>711534675 >>711539478

Got two bottles of 50% gin with food coloring and some more in my bathroom. Also drinking thread in general.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:32:31 No.711531970 Report

Quoted By: >>711532199 >>711532485

>>711530843
Why are you trying to hide your drinking in your own home?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:34:55 No.711532199 Report

Quoted By: >>711532286 >>711532411 >>711532426 >>711532493 >>711532659

>>711531970
cause i am 16 and my parents dont like me drinking. they are dumb tho so all my water in my fridge is actually vodka. i have a large stash

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:35:53 No.711532286 Report

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>>711532199
SAGE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:36:37 No.711532353 Report

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Happy thoughts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:37:17 No.711532411 Report

Quoted By: >>711532500 >>711532649

>>711532199
ops meant 18, typo

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:37:25 No.711532426 Report

Quoted By: >>711532540

>>711532199
boi

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:37:58 No.711532485 Report

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>>711531970
cause i am 18 and my parents dont like me drinking. they are dumb tho so all my water in my fridge is actually vodka. i have a large stash*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:38:03 No.711532493 Report

Quoted By: >>711532767

>>711532199
You're gonna go far kid.

MODS MODS GET THIS EDGE LORD OUTTA HERE

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:38:07 No.711532500 Report

Quoted By: >>711532767

>>711532411
LMFAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:38:25 No.711532540 Report

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>>711532426
what are you trying to convey

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:39:24 No.711532649 Report

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>>711532411
what

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:39:28 No.711532659 Report

Quoted By: >>711535569

>>711532199

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:40:29 No.711532767 Report

Quoted By: >>711532845

>>711532500
>>711532493
leave me be

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:41:22 No.711532845 Report

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>>711532767
GET

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:42:19 No.711532929 Report

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All of you leave me be. I am just the average man. I do not want these insults.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:43:40 No.711533069 Report

Quoted By: >>711533180

>>711530843
You have a boob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:44:37 No.711533180 Report

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>>711533069
na its just my shirt
also kill your self

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:47:31 No.711533489 Report

Quoted By: >>711533691 >>711533841

>>711530843
Why would you put food colouring in it you mongoloid. Also just keep your shit in your closet and put it in the fridge when you wanna drink it. Why do I even need to explain this shit to you. There's no possible way you're 18. Why do I even come on here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:49:23 No.711533691 Report

Quoted By: >>711533776 >>711533961

>>711533489
He already posted that he's 16.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:50:13 No.711533776 Report

Quoted By: >>711533934 >>711535379

>>711533691
>thinks he needed to tell us that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:50:53 No.711533841 Report

Quoted By: >>711534187 >>711534423

>>711533489
Why the fuck would i put Gatorade in my fridge. also they never check my fridge they just assume its all water or Gatorade. any uncolored liquor is in water bottles while any colored is put in as red or orange Gatorade biased on the type. they check my closet but they never check my fridge and if they do they never open my stuff. it works very well.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:51:37 No.711533934 Report

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>>711533776
suck my dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:51:55 No.711533961 Report

Quoted By: >>711535379

>>711533691
nope i didnt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:53:56 No.711534187 Report

Quoted By: >>711534289

>>711533841
>why the fuck would I put something that typically goes in the fridge in the fridge?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:54:45 No.711534289 Report

Quoted By: >>711534571

>>711534187
i am drunk i ment to say closet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:55:33 No.711534376 Report

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all of you are harrasing me, i am calling the police right now. you all will see fuckers. when teh police come and beat your faces in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:55:59 No.711534423 Report

Quoted By: >>711534741

>>711533841
>Why the fuck would i put Gatorade in my fridge.
>they never check my fridge they just assume its all water or Gatorade
>my fridge
>has his own dedicated fridge because he's a literal blob of fucking cellulite

Mommy and Daddy still hang your clothes up for you all nicely and make sure your toys are all put away? Did you sneak into their liquor and pour whatever you could into the Gatorade little guy? Grow some fucking balls you little faggot.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:57:15 No.711534549 Report

Quoted By: >>711534741

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:57:24 No.711534571 Report

Quoted By: >>711534741

>>711534289
You need some training wheels with that Gatorade little fella? You going to make some funny facebook statuses and then tell all your little buddies in middle school you were wasted?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:58:32 No.711534675 Report

Quoted By: >>711534741 >>711534868

>>711530843
>50% aka 10% but wants to seem cool infront of his le /b/ros because he's 16 and that's all he could steal from his parents without them noticing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 06:59:18 No.711534741 Report

Quoted By: >>711535035 >>711535130

>>711534423
no i bought the fridge with money from my job at mcdonalds
leave me alone my mom says i am special >>711534571
>>711534549
>>711534675
fuck you all i am going to call the police

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:00:42 No.711534868 Report

Quoted By: >>711535100

>>711534675
You should call the police and livestream it. Your parents bought you that fridge because they don't want you eating all their food because you're obese as fuck and they want some way to limit the amount of snacks your fat ass eats in a day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:02:19 No.711535035 Report

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>>711534741
You should call the police and livestream it. Your parents bought you that fridge because they don't want you eating all their food because you're obese as fuck and they want some way to limit the amount of snacks your fat ass eats in a day

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:02:49 No.711535100 Report

Quoted By: >>711535315

>>711534868
lol i am not even obese .
stop leave me alone

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:03:13 No.711535130 Report

Quoted By: >>711535292

>>711534741
Your mom also says you're obese because she had to buy you your own fridge to sustain your endless hunger.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:04:56 No.711535292 Report

Quoted By: >>711535415

>>711535130
that hamster is you and i am the wrestler. have anythign to say now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:05:10 No.711535315 Report

Quoted By: >>711535588

>>711535100
Judging buy your huge man tits in your profile picture saying you're lying. You probably have the torso of an uncooked marshmallow and got the tits of a 14 year old girl your legs probably have hanging cellulite and your feet are purple from your shitty circulation and weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:06:00 No.711535379 Report

Quoted By: >>711535528 >>711535588

>>711533776
anon clearly got here after OP deleted his message dipshit, who I was talking to

>>711533961
Eat shit OP, you raging retard
http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/711530843/#711532199 You should stop drinking if you though you were being clever by deleting your post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:06:31 No.711535415 Report

Quoted By: >>711535588

>>711535292
>so young he doesn't even know who randy savage is

That hamster is literally anyone who stands next to you, you're fucking huge.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:07:39 No.711535514 Report

Quoted By: >>711535697 >>711538418

Just finished a 6 pack of this shit

10% Alcohol motherfuckers!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:07:47 No.711535528 Report

Quoted By: >>711535897

>>711535379
That was the anon who said that. I was saying he didn't even need to tell us that because we all know he's probably 16.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:08:11 No.711535569 Report

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>>711532659
Cause he's fat

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:08:24 No.711535588 Report

Quoted By: >>711535812 >>711535897

>>711535315
no i am not fats leave me be i am not fat
>>711535379
I am not a retard, i am special dont mock me
>>711535415
i like the the wresstle leavbe me be

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:09:36 No.711535697 Report

Quoted By: >>711535878

>>711535514
How much was that? I usually get this shit because its cheap and does it's job well. Only $8.50 for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:10:44 No.711535812 Report

Quoted By: >>711536115

>>711535588
Post a full body pic of yourself. I guarantee you're fat as fuck. Quit typing like a fucking idiot because you're trying to act like your drunk. You can type coherent sentences on a keyboard while drunk little guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:11:31 No.711535878 Report

Quoted By: >>711536128

>>711535697
lol i just get what ever cheap vodka they have at the stores. just anything that gets the job done. taste doesnt matter for me

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:11:46 No.711535897 Report

Quoted By: >>711536234

>>711535528
Ah. Small lapse of autism, sorry.

>>711535588
OP just look up how to throw some sugar and yeast into some grape juice or something. You're too young to give a shit about how alcohol tastes, and you can actually take some pride in making what you drink.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:14:15 No.711536115 Report

Quoted By: >>711536202

>>711535812

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:14:21 No.711536128 Report

Quoted By: >>711536224

>>711535878
Assuming you're in America. A 1750ml bottle of vodka here is $60. I think I've seen one of those bottles go for like $20 there. The cheapest bottle of vodka we can buy here is $15 for 375ml.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:15:14 No.711536202 Report

Quoted By: >>711536349

>>711536115
Do all your classmates laugh when they see your chunky ass try to run in gym class?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:15:29 No.711536224 Report

Quoted By: >>711536347

>>711536128
yea i usually get bottles for 25. if u get the right brands they arent always terrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:15:36 No.711536234 Report

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>>711535897
Understandable my dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:16:59 No.711536347 Report

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>>711536224
Lucky bastard. I'd just stock up on those and die from alcohol poisoning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:17:01 No.711536349 Report

Quoted By: >>711536618

>>711536202
lol i am not even that fat, i am slightly over weight. your insult literally makes no sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:20:20 No.711536618 Report

Quoted By: >>711536718

>>711536349
I thought it was extremely straight forward. Is someone failing English class? Mommy and Daddy are going to be pissed when they see your grade and probably take all your Gatorade and your fridge away so you cant consume as many snacks per day!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:21:32 No.711536718 Report

Quoted By: >>711536922

>>711536618
get the fuck outta here retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:23:54 No.711536922 Report

Quoted By: >>711537069

>>711536718
C'mon little guy! You're not going to get anywhere with that temper. This is why you're not allowed to stay up past 11pm on weekends. Now get to bed! Or else no fridge for a week!

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:25:29 No.711537069 Report

Quoted By: >>711537207

>>711536922
fucking kill your self faggot, suck my massive meat stick you little bich
look at these big muscles

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:27:12 No.711537207 Report

Quoted By: >>711537268

>>711537069
Hahahaha you kids and your humour! Get to bed little guy or you'll NEVER wake up tomorrow. Don't you wanna grow big muscles like your Daddy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:27:52 No.711537268 Report

Quoted By: >>711537441

>>711537207
>never wake up
why would i never wake up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:29:53 No.711537441 Report

Quoted By: >>711537820

>>711537268
This is why you need to go to English class. You might actually learn what a homonym is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:34:06 No.711537820 Report

Quoted By: >>711538449

>>711537441
fuck u

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:40:48 No.711538418 Report

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>>711535514
That any good?
Just polished a bottle of mead.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:41:10 No.711538449 Report

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>>711537820
oh shit guys, he ain't playin' around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Nov 2016 07:53:44 No.711539478 Report

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>>711530843
Get one empty bottle, pee in it.
Get another empty bottle, put water in it and enough food coloring to make the bottles look identicle.

put them both in the microwave on both ends of the spinning plate for 15 seconds

close your eyes so you cant keep track of which one is which

first one you grab you must slam.

Do it faggot

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