>finally get gf
>she's way too good for me and I'm not sure how this even happened
>always terrified I'm going to get cucked
>tfw the ride never ends

She's smart, pretty, nice and funny and I just can't understand why she would ever agree to go out with a stupid pathetic beta like me tbh

She also has this Chad friend that she regularly sees and every time I see them talking all I can think about is how they would make a much better couple