>>648492014>/b/ would fuck a furry feminist>/b/ would fuck a fat feminist>/b/ would fuck your sister>/b/ would fuck your mom>/b/ would fuck your grandmother>/b/ would fuck you>/b/ would fuck your grandpa>/b/ would fuck your grandpa using lemons as a condom>/b/ would fuck your aunt Jessie with the squint>/b/ would dig up the corpse of your dead uncle and fuck that>/b/ would fuck your ex-girlfriend>/b/ would fuck your current girlfriend>/b/ would fuck you up the ass with a strap-on the size of your ego>/b/ wants to know why the fuck you keep asking it if it would fuck something when you already know the fucking answer>/b/ would fuck your dog>/b/ would fuck your house>/b/ would fuck a donkey>/b/ would fuck a squirrel>/b/ would fuck the hole in a tree trunk>/b/ would fuck a horse, a midget, a goat, twin lesbian sisters, and Joan Rivers without her makeup on a liferaft while playing Moon River on a badly tuned ukulele>/b/ would fuck the sidewalk>/b/ would fuck an electric eel on its period>/b/ would fuck a dead kitten>/b/ would fuck a lactating shark>/b/ would fuck an octopus>/b/ would fuck mud if it thought it would wiggle>/b/ would fuck anything it can see, think, or imagine>/b/ would fuck you, rip out your eyeballs and nose, then skull-fuck you while reciting Exodus while eating chocolate-covered deep-fried bacon to the tune of Rebecca Black's Friday>/b/ would fuck anything>/b/ is tired of hearing you wonder if its standards have somehow magically improved in the last five minutes, five hours, five days, five weeks, or five years>/b/ s most of all tired of you using an excuse to dump pictures of some chick that you like in order to get communal approval of your horndogginessYES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
She is substantially less objectionable to half the shit /b/ would fuck given the chance.
Are you happy now, OP?
YES /b/ WOULD FUCK HER
/b/ would fuck a drunk camel if it pushed back
STOP ASKING. DUMP NUDES. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
