You're now chatting with a random stranger.
You both like Books.
Stranger: Hey :D
You: hi D:
Stranger: How are you?
You: how are you
Stranger: Im good, why are you sad?
You: someone shit on my head while i was sleeping in the street
Stranger: Like literaly shit on your head?
You: now i have shit stains on my head
Stranger: Wait, what we're you doing sleeping in the street?
You: i have no money to get water
You: im homeless
Stranger: Well, go to a public bathroom and wash your head in the sink
You: its midnight. :(
Stranger: Oh fuck, ammm... What about going to a friends house?
You: im a lone wolf.
Stranger: Okay lone wolf, you should get some friends for situation like this
Stranger: What about your parents?
You: i had some friends but they decided to shit on my forehead