Fucking yuppie fucks.
Like every other cool mountain town, Boulder stopped being one when the rich california and texan fucks moved in, jacked the costs & taxes up, priced the artists & hippies & their drugs and art and music and culture out of town, and paved over everything cool with strip malls full of candy-apple gucci hoedown shitkicker bullshit. Then the fucking trustifarians arrive looking for their hippie shithole, pump more money in because they're just yuppies with beards anyway. They turn hipster, bitch there's no culture, try to import some, it never fits because there's no culture there left to fit. Finally all the money draws the hordes of gold-diggers, and you've got urban sprawl, corporate bullshitters chasing trendy fucks there, and
you've got boulder today.
This cycle just keeps happening all over the western states, over and over and over.