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>today is my birthday
>goto movies and dinner with my girlfriend
>return to her house for some bday R&R
>we go to her bedroom
>she gives me a condom and takes off her clothes
>I do the same and put on condom
>I slide in my throbbing gristle
>I'm pounding it hard
>she is moaning so hard
>she then prompts me to pull out to try a new sex position
>i say ok and ask "what is it?"
>she then replies "tree fiddy"
>it was then that I realize I wasn't having sex with my girlfriend, but a 700 foot giant reptile from the paleolithic era
>I have once again been fooled by the sneeky little bastard Nessie