>>648451400I don't know so much how, but I do know what they do.
>sanitizer on handleburns the fuck out of your hand
>eat vaseline, lose weightthis one actually works (kinda) it's a laxative, makes you shit your fucking brain out
>eat pickles for migrainehas some shit in it called "tyramine" that exacerbates headaches, idk why
>tell them you're canadianthis is a deep south thing, canadian is slang for nigger lover - so the rednecks get a kick out of white people telling people they're canadian
>egg shells sharpen knifethink in your head how the fuck you were run a knife thru egg shells. you can't, that's the point. nothing happens, and you look like a retard
>up side down for sleepyaside from the possibility of you fucking up and looking like a retard, this wakes you the fuck up,think of your brain "im calm, im sleepy, im UP SIDE DOWN THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING BLOOD IN ME WHAT THE FUCK"
>tin foil on laptopconducts heat, burns the fuck out of you
>baby powder on woundnothing happens, just waste of powder. people (retards) used to think that doing this would give you cancer or some stupid shit - doesn't help your wound, doesn't give you cancer though
>cornstarch on icemakes it slippery as fuck
>butter on teethaside form looking like shit, your mouth bacteria will fatten the fuck up on your high caloric density tooth whitener you just fed them
