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Alright storytime,
>be me
>work at supermarket
>everyday at lunch I steal a pack of beef jerkey and a dishtowel
>everyday at lunch my coworker sees me do this but I never say anything and she never says anything.
>Well today that changed.
>Today I got Teriyaki Matador beef jerky and a red Home Improvement washcloth
>Goodstuff.jpeg
>well she saw me again but this time came up to me
>I try to run but I slipped on a banana peel that some kid threw on the floor (True fucking story)
>I hurt my ankle
>I get up
>I limp away as fast as I can to the break room
>Wait 30 min.
>Write this
How screwed am I?
>be me
>work at supermarket
>everyday at lunch I steal a pack of beef jerkey and a dishtowel
>everyday at lunch my coworker sees me do this but I never say anything and she never says anything.
>Well today that changed.
>Today I got Teriyaki Matador beef jerky and a red Home Improvement washcloth
>Goodstuff.jpeg
>well she saw me again but this time came up to me
>I try to run but I slipped on a banana peel that some kid threw on the floor (True fucking story)
>I hurt my ankle
>I get up
>I limp away as fast as I can to the break room
>Wait 30 min.
>Write this
How screwed am I?
