Fairly new to /b and I've landed on this page. My first thought was how immature and sad you guys are for saying these things, but on second look, I'm more mad that not one of you can make a joke that's even remotely funny. These are the saddest attempts I've ever seen. Are you really posting these from your mom's basement as the rumor would suggest, and have you ever seen a naked woman up close? Will you ever?