There are a lot of possibilities.
I think the the most effective thing to do is a bit tricky but still good, you will need to print it and send the paper to someone else to do it, so you won't be in danger.
Type "-ima://fa - :/G (insert IP here) in notepad and save it as a .txt file
Right click it and choose Print.
now comes the tricky part.
Fold the paper in a way that it would easily fit through tight holes.
Apply some spit at any of the ends.
Gently insert it in your asshole and chant "WOLOLO IM A LEET HAXOR" exactly 8 times.
this way you will realise that you are a huge faggot, as everyone but you knew it.
Thank me later