so no one else has to give this shit views
"A MAN has met finally met the woman of his dreams by imagining she is much nicer than she is.
Tom Logan frequently describes new partner Nikki Hollis in glowing terms that cause confusion when his friends meet her and discover she is a pain in the arse.
Logan said: “Nikki is an incredibly warm person with a fantastic sense of humour. I can’t think of an example off the top of my head, but she has got a Garfield mug saying ‘I hate Mondays’.
He added: “My friends look really uncomfortable when I talk about how beautiful she is. I might have to stop being friends with them if they can’t get over their jealousy.”
However, friends have cited traits such as her recounting tedious events – including having a new radiator installed – in an impenetrable wall of chatter going on for up to 20 minutes.
Donna Sheridan said: “You’d think he’d somehow pulled a combination of Florence Nightingale and Princess Leia. So I was surprised when she told me she’s got her own personal angel who watches over her.”
Hollis said: “Tom’s really into me, but unfortunately that will have no influence on my decision to chuck him quite soon in a really inappropriate way, probably just after we’ve had a romantic meal.”"
I have no idea why they think this cuckold blog post constitutes journalism.