why the fuck is it illegal for me to own a crow as a pet?
it usually considered a nuisance bird
they are everywhere
the niggas aint going extinct
so why is there any kind of law saying no crows as pets?

think about all the positives.
>smart as fuck. more so than some parrots
>right sized bird to be a bro. big birds can take a finger off and small birds are for fags
>best naming puns and stupid puns ever.
>this is russell. russell crow.
>i named my crow *Bar* just so i could walk around saying "this is my crow, Bar"