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>we were all Newfags at one point

I DONT KNOW ABOUT Y'ALL
BITCH ASSES BUT WHEN MY MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO ME I SHOT OUTTA THERE LIKE THE FUCKING CHALLENGER SPACECRAFT. NIGGER I WAS BLOWN SO FAR INTO THE ETHER I BECAME A BEING COMPRISED OF HALF PARTS PURE ENERGY AND JAVASCRIPT. I'VE SEEN CORNERS OF THE WEB YOUR PUNY MORTAL BRAINS COULD NEITHER CONCEIVE OF NOR COMPREHEND. IF I WERE TO GREENTEXT MY ADVENTURES AND THEN PRINT THEM OUT IN A PDF FORMAT THE AMOUNT OF PAPER IT WOULD TAKE FOR THE FIRST CHAPTER COULD CIRCLE THE EARTH AND STRETCH TO THE MOON AND BACK TWICE MOTHERFUCKER.