hola mi name is juan
mi ride mi tiny bicycleta to skool

i am mascot of de taco bell (kaliente) outside of mi hoem
i cross bordr to amerika wher i lern wit mi tiny techer
i am weeling two werk for de reveluton
si kaliente porfavur

mi pay rates ar below minimum wage
mi mama died at old age because shi ate spciy halapenu

pls assept mi asplitaton
i ned de mone
gib mone pls
mi mama died at yong age and i wer she skull becus am halapenu