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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:48:21 No.648201937 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648202250 >>648202251 >>648202341 >>648202390 >>648202421 >>648202497 >>648202766 >>648202987 >>648203035 >>648203529

B/ros, I need your help ASAP!

Is it safe to eat a turd which has already been in the toilet bowl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:48:46 No.648201985 Report

Quoted By: >>648202251

what the fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:49:33 No.648202097 Report

Quoted By: >>648202211 >>648202337

I... IS that real. If it is props to the fucking size but why the hell are you holding it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:49:46 No.648202119 Report

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Yea

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:50:22 No.648202199 Report

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Of course it is. Why would it not be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:50:28 No.648202211 Report

Quoted By: >>648203203

>>648202097

Not his turd. Seen this monstrosity before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:50:37 No.648202236 Report

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yeah ive done it, youll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:50:42 No.648202250 Report

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>>648201937
yes, but boil it first

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:50:43 No.648202251 Report

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>>648201985
Thats exactly what i thought when i saw this thread

>>648201937
Op wtf happened, we know the obvious but give us details, how did you end up ingesting fecal matter from the toilet bowl?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:50:54 No.648202285 Report

Quoted By: >>648202646 >>648202854 >>648202934

Picture isn't OP's

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:51:11 No.648202337 Report

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>>648202097
Its my meal but it dropped in to the toilet water so is it still edible?

> b4 fake crap

Im a vegan eater. Poop has lots of vitamins and calsium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:51:12 No.648202341 Report

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>>648201937
the toilet bowl is just clean water, so that doesnt mater lol,
what matters is if it's safe to eat a turd in general

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:51:33 No.648202390 Report

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>>648201937
i was eating ben an jerrys what a lotta chocolate cookie core and saw this...... thanks op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:51:48 No.648202421 Report

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>>648201937
yeah man its safe, just don't forget to chew before you swallow

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:51:56 No.648202443 Report

Quoted By: >>648203145

Oi dunno lad, reckon if you took it out fawst enough its foin tho love. Go on then, give it a nibble.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:52:02 No.648202463 Report

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Not his shit.. i have seen it before

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:52:13 No.648202497 Report

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>>648201937
3 sec rule also applies to toilet, op

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:53:18 No.648202646 Report

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>>648202285
OP was once again, A faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:53:40 No.648202704 Report

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only if less than 5 seconds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:54:00 No.648202747 Report

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In my experience yes, but the real question is how long has it been sitting there? As we all know poop is pretty sanitary, as the inside lining of your anus actually strips any bacteria off the turd as it comes out. With that being said the inside of your toilet bowl can still get dirty over time. I'd recommend cleaning it your toilet bowl atleast once a week before eating your turds, just make sure not to use harsh chemicals. This will not only ruin the flavor of the turd but also get you sick.

The more you know

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:54:05 No.648202766 Report

Quoted By: >>648202854 >>648203192

>>648201937
Old and gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:54:48 No.648202854 Report

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>>648202766
See
>>648202285

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:55:24 No.648202934 Report

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>>648202285

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:55:48 No.648202987 Report

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>>648201937
>i7 4790k
>16 gb ddr3 1600 (4x4)
>WD Blue 1TB
>Intel 750 Pci-E 1.2 TB
>Nvidia Titan Black
>Sees a blue car
>follows it
>no one in the garden
>buys some M&M's
>F1 qualifying delayed
>goes to KFC
>Iggy Azalea on loop
>sleeps in blue car
>blue car owner comes back
>gives him M&M's
>engages reverse
>wakes up in blue car
>hits head on roof of car
>die and goes on heaven of blue car with high roof, M&M's and F1

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:56:08 No.648203035 Report

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>>648201937
How long was it there? 5 second rule applies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:56:50 No.648203117 Report

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Disregarding that this picture is probably not OP's, we'll move on to the actual question:

If you are going to eat your own shit, why worry about whether the water is safe, and if you worried about it that much, why not just shit on a plate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:57:00 No.648203145 Report

Quoted By: >>648203273

>>648202443
>successfully puts a British accent on in text form

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:57:21 No.648203192 Report

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>>648202766
It can't be old, it says 54 minutes ago in the picture!?!?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:57:26 No.648203203 Report

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>>648202211

That moment when you've seen so many shits online that you can actually identify them individually

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:58:04 No.648203273 Report

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>>648203145
Hear ya daft cheeky queer looking cunt Ive been walking in these fking woods mark my words nd ive never come across such a cheeky bastard like ya self

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:00:07 No.648203529 Report

Quoted By: >>648203950

>>648201937
>which has already been in the toilet bowl
No bro! C'mon use your head man, its been in the bowl for christ's sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 20:03:14 No.648203950 Report

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>>648203529
I know man! Do you know what goes into a toilet?... Wait, so OP eats shit and is worried about shit that has gone into a bowl that holds shit? How is OP not retarded?

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