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>be me yesterday
>feeling especially frisky
>walking through campus when I saw the girl I liked from my psychology course sitting alone at outside table
>set autism phasers to max power
>make beeline for her with all intentions to ask her out
>coming up from behind her I see she is listening to music
>autism canons reaches max charge
>take out her her left headphone and put my cheeto dusted lips to her ears and whisper "guess who"
>girl turns
>doesn't even recognize me
>spend next 2 minutes explaining we have a class together, sounding as if I should he wearing fingerless gloves
>I still ask her out
>get rejected
>trip and fall as I speed walk away
>have to see her every day for the rest of the year