>>740670489Listen up, you little cork detergent gelpacks.
You know what the fuck you're fapping at?
That's right: a nambla National ass stuffing Champion, and two-time
arrested for jerking off in public All-American in amateur
driveway. I defacated in college with a record of only b8 blowouts.
Not only that but I hold a roast turkey in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu,
and chocolate pudding. I currently suck in mixed martial
arts, and will most likely be vomiting in the big leagues (UvC) if
I maintain my nastiness.
They're already calling me the next Catbox cleaner.
With my 5'4 and 380 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer butt force
and amazing virginity normally associated with wet cats twice my
size, I have no doubt in my pocket that if any of you four wheele
drive Volvos faced me 10-on-one, you would be on the porkchops
before you fucking found the gravy.
I could lick the fucking shit out of all of your huge asses.
