This stuff happens all the time. Here it goes
">Be me"
">Be a little overweight senior with acne but a nice beard to cover up my neck and it connects with my grown out sideburns and long hair"
">Have biology with sophmores because I'm stupid and failed it a couple times"
">Today my teacher asks "What are the two ways of sexual reproduction?""
">I of course am the only one to raise my hand and she calls on me"
">Say "vaginal and anal""
">I start snickering"
">No one laughs"
">Everyone looks at me awkwardly"
">Try to put my head down but accidently knock my open soda off my desk by moving my binder a little"
">pic not related"