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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:14:35 No.649351149 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>649351815 >>649353315 >>649359919

Been meaning to an hero for a while now, but never got around to setting a time. Since it doesn't really matter if I do it now or within the near future, dubs decide if I drown myself on Sunday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:15:19 No.649351237 Report

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Drowning is long scary and painful

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:16:18 No.649351333 Report

Quoted By: >>649351594 >>649351647 >>649351775

Don't drown yourself unless you feel like not dying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:18:36 No.649351594 Report

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>>649351333
Why do you say that? There's a gigantic river close to me; I feel like going in there with weighted pockes would be very effective.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:18:59 No.649351647 Report

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>>649351333
guess that sums it right up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:20:07 No.649351775 Report

Quoted By: >>649352200

>>649351333
Oh shit I didn't even realize that. But trips don't count. If I'm going to set a rule, I'm going to stick to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:20:28 No.649351815 Report

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>>649351149
Delete system 32

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:22:11 No.649352009 Report

Quoted By: >>649352286

Why would anyone want to drown the selves??? What shitty way to go....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:23:58 No.649352200 Report

Quoted By: >>649352227

>>649351775
trips override dubs its the rules of b, its still winrar

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:24:14 No.649352227 Report

Quoted By: >>649352537

>>649352200
and i just dubd so dont kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:24:42 No.649352286 Report

Quoted By: >>649353719

>>649352009
Can't find a gun, all the pills that could possibly kill me I've already taken and that failed, no stove to gas myself with, knives are messy and I don't want my roommate cleaning that shit up...drowning is just so convenient.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:26:01 No.649352439 Report

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Don't bro, I promise that since this is fagchan you're going to get hate and shit, and people are going to tell you to do it, but don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:26:56 No.649352537 Report

Quoted By: >>649352781 >>649353307

>>649352227
As much as I appreciate it, anon, I'm going to do it anyway. Thanks for the dubs, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:29:07 No.649352781 Report

Quoted By: >>649352955

>>649352537
you just said you dont want to break your rules now your breaking your rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:30:42 No.649352955 Report

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>>649352781
Fuck, I wrote it wrong. Meant to say Sunday or wait another few months. Today is not my day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:31:46 No.649353072 Report

Quoted By: >>649353205

please dont kill yourself.
ill be your friend on steam

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:32:52 No.649353205 Report

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>>649353072
Aw, thanks. Don't have steam, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:33:14 No.649353245 Report

Quoted By: >>649360932

suicide is the easy way you gotta suffer like the rest of us pieces of shit....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:33:50 No.649353307 Report

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>>649352537
you're a fake, breaking your own rules, if you kys,go on a trip/holiday/vacation to think about it. Go somehwee so that you can realize that the world is full of great things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:33:52 No.649353315 Report

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>>649351149
Get a fucking exit bag. Holy shit how hard is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:36:30 No.649353649 Report

Quoted By: >>649354226

think about this then.
when you kill yourself you are throwing yourself at the door of judgement. you are forcing God to judge you right then before you have completed your mission. it might be a bad idea. i tried to kill myself a while back and it was scary. what if you wake up in Hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:37:03 No.649353719 Report

Quoted By: >>649354420

>>649352286
>>my roommate

Um it is possible to kill oneself outside of ones room, yes?

Fake as fuck. Op is an attention whore who has no plans whatsoever to kill himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:41:27 No.649354226 Report

Quoted By: >>649354781

>>649353649
I completely lost any sense of faith the first time I tried, so I'm not too worried. And if I wake up in Hell, oh well. Nothing I can really do about it. Even if I had died naturally I still would have ended up there sooooo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:43:07 No.649354420 Report

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>>649353719
Yes, obviously, but if I'm going to off myself with a knife in any way, I feel like doing that in the streets might be problematic and I'd like to avoid going to some obscure alleyway. And please, if I say I'll do it, I'll do it. There's no attention whoring involved in this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:44:45 No.649354640 Report

Quoted By: >>649355670

Genuinely you should probably try to live life a little more. If you don't believe in God, try praying, and see if you can find guidance with religion. See if you can find something you enjoy doing and pursue it as a career or hobby. Just find things to enjoy about life man, swim in the water, don't drown in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:45:51 No.649354781 Report

Quoted By: >>649355882

>>649354226
not worried about Hell? foolish.
>oh well
if you arent happy now, you wont like Hell and will wish you had of at least put it off.
have some fun, go eat at a restaurant and ditch the payment. at least go get arrested for something stupid having fun so you can get some help and away for a bit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:52:35 No.649355670 Report

Quoted By: >>649356836

>>649354640
If I go in that water, I will probably get cancer and/or AIDS. Yay lose-lose. I've tried praying, but I just can't believe. It goes against everything I know. And everything else....idk what to say, man. It isn't like I haven't thought about those things; I simply can't care about those things anymore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 06:54:16 No.649355882 Report

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>>649354781
Yeah, never expected that I'd like Hell. Though meeting Satan would be kinda cool in an awful way. And I've done plenty of stupid fun things that could have gotten me arrested, raped, or killed (or all three) and it just doesn't do it for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:01:51 No.649356836 Report

Quoted By: >>649359544

>>649355670
But you can't give up now? How old are you? You can't be that old, because there is a whole life ahead, with great and amazing things

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:12:54 No.649358292 Report

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be something you dont hate

dream a little

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:15:55 No.649358710 Report

Quoted By: >>649359658

couple months ago i went suicidal and called the cops on myself.

they took me to hospital. one of the male nurses kept touching my leg weird like. after a couple times i got up and got ready to swing, and they called the cops back. they cuffed me to the bed.

eventually they took me to mental hospital. another male nurse tried to touch my arm. i wouldnt let him. he came back with several nurses to hold me down. i charged at him and started swinging. he backed up and put his head down. i got him in a headlock and then slipped cause i was wearing socks. i got up and he was running. i chased him down and socked him in the side of head.
big black security guard took me to isolation rooom for an hour. i felt happy that i stood up for myself.
be somehting you dont hate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:23:33 No.649359544 Report

Quoted By: >>649359812

>>649356836
No, I'm not old at all, which is pathetic. Like holy fuck you couldn't make it past 20 without trying to bail. But I know that there are so many amazing events in store and things like getting married or vacationing in Moscow or the possibility of being something great are exciting, but in between thinking about those events there is nothing meaningful. Which makes me doubt that those events are inherently meaningful, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:24:37 No.649359658 Report

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>>649358710
That's a very interesting story and I'm sorry that you had to go through that, man. I don't hate birds. Maybe I should be a bird.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:26:05 No.649359812 Report

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>>649359544
Go get help, because I think you can realize that this is a problem. Because lie is great dude.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:26:55 No.649359919 Report

Quoted By: >>649360178

>>649351149
i don't get why people kill themselves instead of doing drugs. not only do you have some fun first, you have a really easy way to seal the deal when you run out of cash.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:29:06 No.649360178 Report

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>>649359919
I ate a brownie and went to the NY Philharmonic, if that counts for anything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:29:39 No.649360239 Report

Quoted By: >>649361129

please live stream it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:35:50 No.649360932 Report

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>>649353245
i agree
man up or die off

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:37:38 No.649361129 Report

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>>649360239
livestreaming killing yourself is just attention whoring, no one ever does that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:41:32 No.649361535 Report

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roll

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:43:09 No.649361703 Report

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Do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 07:55:18 No.649362948 Report

Quoted By: >>649364303

get a pet. maybe a cat or dog or a mouse

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 08:07:52 No.649364303 Report

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>>649362948
Adopt a cat

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