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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:39:18 No.648185604 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648187565 >>648188488

Give me fake Doctor excuses, fake Doctor notes skipped work to fuck around and don't want to get fried

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:42:18 No.648185971 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:48:23 No.648186744 Report

Quoted By: >>648187072

Bump for face

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:51:03 No.648187072 Report

Quoted By: >>648187168

>>648186744
My gf can't do it sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:51:51 No.648187168 Report

Quoted By: >>648187337 >>648187438

>>648187072
Is her name Brittany? Looks exactly like my ex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:52:08 No.648187209 Report

Quoted By: >>648187425

Which state?

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:53:17 No.648187337 Report

Quoted By: >>648187497

>>648187168
Nah starts with D

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:53:31 No.648187369 Report

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Oh for the doctor thing, just go for a check up and ask for a BS note. Works 90 percent of the time

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:53:53 No.648187425 Report

Quoted By: >>648187569

>>648187209
Georgia , city Athens

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:53:58 No.648187438 Report

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>>648187168
I was going to say looks like my ex. Her name is nory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:54:28 No.648187497 Report

Quoted By: >>648187735

>>648187337
No the guy you replied to but thats all the intel i needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:54:59 No.648187565 Report

Quoted By: >>648187639 >>648187683

>>648185604
Just say you have terrible diarrhea and can't do the commute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:55:00 No.648187569 Report

Quoted By: >>648187735

>>648187425
Alright thanks awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:55:34 No.648187639 Report

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>>648187565
This was for work and school as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:55:52 No.648187683 Report

Quoted By: >>648187843

>>648187565
couldn't.

Also gives reason as to why you didn't call; calling on the toilet is gross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:56:21 No.648187735 Report

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>>648187497
>>648187569

Yeah no problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:57:08 No.648187843 Report

Quoted By: >>648188288

>>648187683
I did call and was groaning a lot , told me I needed a excuse .

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:57:28 No.648187890 Report

Quoted By: >>648188072

AIDS because ur a fagit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:57:35 No.648187906 Report

Quoted By: >>648188072

You get NOTHING without a timestamp, whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:58:42 No.648188072 Report

Quoted By: >>648188366

>>648187890
>>648187906
That's my gf ? Just pictures I have of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:00:11 No.648188288 Report

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>>648187843
Then just say you didn't go to the doctor cause you knew that it was only a 24 hour bug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:00:50 No.648188366 Report

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>>648188072
You get NOTHING without a timestamp FAGET.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:01:47 No.648188488 Report

Quoted By: >>648188957 >>648189061

>>648185604
Tell them u are having panic attacks, and u are having difficulty leaving your house or driving. Tell them u made an appt with a psychiatrist, but it isn't for several weeks. People don't question mental health issues

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:04:03 No.648188735 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:05:42 No.648188957 Report

Quoted By: >>648189135

>>648188488
Skipped my exams yesterday emailed professor said he wanted a doctors excuse , and today fuck work wanted to bang a qt so I skipped and now they want a excuse as well.

Can I just use one of those fake temples off google ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:06:32 No.648189061 Report

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>>648188488
Called in with the excuses as both my stomach is killing me and such

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:07:07 No.648189135 Report

Quoted By: >>648189317

>>648188957
If you haven't told them WHY or HOW you were sick just say you had the shits. People understand having the shits and generally don't care about a doctor's note for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:08:32 No.648189317 Report

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>>648189135
Alright fuck the work excuse but I still need one for my professor

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