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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:12:11 No.648508756 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648509116 >>648509589 >>648509840 >>648513099

ITT: Autistic Little Kid Moments

>Be roughly 7
>At primary school (Britfag) Year 2
>Class telling stories of what they did on their summer holidays or some such shit
>All quiet, everybody listening
>Grill on about her trip to Edinburgh
>I decide to speak now
>"I've been to London!"
>Everybody stares at me
>Teacher tells me to be quiet

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:16:39 No.648509116 Report

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>>648508756
>Be now
>browsing /b/
>OP is an autistic faggot
>Nothing changes

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:22:31 No.648509589 Report

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>>648508756
Once shat myself during PE in reception. Shit wasn't nice

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:25:16 No.648509840 Report

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>>648508756
>Be me, around 6 or 7
>At school, during break
>Older guy called me "p'tit branleur" (french for "little wanker")
>mfw no face
>Go to my mum and ask her why the guy called me like that, I didn't raised my arms? (I understood "p'tit bras en l'air" ("arms in the air"))

She laughed so much she was in tears.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:35:32 No.648510711 Report

Quoted By: >>648511159

>be me
>be 23
>read OP's autist post
>gavemelivercancer.png
>spidey plz save this bread

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:40:39 No.648511159 Report

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:46:18 No.648511641 Report

Quoted By: >>648512426 >>648516697

I'm taking over this thread, you worthless fucking cunts
Bullying thread
>be me
>elementary school
>me and 4 friends were the guys everyone wanted to be friends with
>nerdy albino kids wants in the group
>always pick on him
>one day we're out at recess
>recess was in a parking lot on the side of a shopping center
>building wraps around so teachers can't see everywhere at once
>take kid to the blindspot
>punch him in the nose and grab 3 jump ropes
>have two friends hold him in the air while I tie him to a tree with jump ropes
>recess ended
>next class didn't have recess until 2 periods from now
>albino was tied to a tree outside for about 2 hours
>principle was my bro, let me off with my 20th warning

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:55:02 No.648512426 Report

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>>648511641
You seem like you're still in elementary school. Edgy faggot.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:55:11 No.648512451 Report

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>be me
>still elementary school
>friends and I always run shit
>love Codename: Kids Next Door
>we decide to make nigger-rigged weaponry like them
>make a lot of dangerous shit
>my favorite was a mace
>giant bouncy ball with thumb tacks sticking out of it
>paper clip chain
>multiple wooden rulers together for a handle
>medieval mace
>recess time motherfucker
>find nerdy kid
>hate this fucking kid
>always has snot in his nose
>scrawny and weak
>makes weird imaginary friends and pretends he has superpowers
>call him the cock because his last name was Cochran
>find cock
>He's doing some dumb shit in the bushes
>"wanna help me find bugs?"
>thisismahswamp.jpg
>lay my fury on him with my dope ass mace
>bouncy ball of tacks ends up stuck in flesh of his back
>turns out I did some real damage to him
>fuck nerds

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:59:40 No.648512869 Report

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>>648512451
>superiority complex

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:02:11 No.648513099 Report

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>>648508756
>be 25
>really into bleach
>wife buys me a kimmono like shunsui's
>wear it everywhere

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:03:21 No.648513196 Report

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>be me
>7th grade
>gym class
>fat kid is playing basketball during free period
>fat kid has been telling everyone he's bisexual
>clearly has a mental illness
>enjoyyourpurge.exe
>pick up basketball
>put all my force behind it and nail him in the head
>he falls to the ground and starts to cry
>call him a faggot
>other nerd friends try to step in
>tell them all off and basketball another one
>locker room
>find fat kid
>ask if he's alright
>tell him I need to show him something
>take him to big football locker
>shove him inside
>leave him in there until we need to get to the next class
>when I open it he charges out and grabs at me
>wrestled my whole life
>avoid it and slam him with an earth-shattering headlock
>nose is gushing blood
>leave him there and go to class
>next period a get called to the office via intercom
>kid has 2 black eyes, apparently broken nose
>principle asks why I did it
>tell principle fatty said that he's gonna eat out my mom
>we both get detention

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:07:28 No.648513570 Report

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>>648513099
Damn

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:08:33 No.648513685 Report

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:09:34 No.648513776 Report

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>be me
>few days after basketball nerd incident
>still pick on him for being fat
>8th period class
>call him fat and raccoon eyes
>for some reason raccoon eyes really gets to him
>tells me to fight him after school
>not a problem
>bell rings
>follow him down the hallway and out of the school
>he meets up with 2 of his nerd friends
>follow them out to the busses
>sees I'm following them
>gets onto bus
>I was ready to fight
>pissed
>I walk to school so I start walking home
>walk by their bus
>feel drop hit my head
>clearskies.pdf
>fat queer spit on me
>steaming mad
>turn around and climb on his bus
>crack him once in the jaw
>he's rocked
>drag his fat ass, throw him down the stairs and off the bus
>mount him
>beat him unconscious
>tell him to stop pretending to be a fag
>walk home
>never got in trouble from the school

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:12:09 No.648514038 Report

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>>648509840
Oh wow. Quel coin.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:14:16 No.648514241 Report

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>primary school (britfag
>every year the most senior class puts on a show for everyone else
>during the auditions we all get to watch
>a group of girls put on a show from my class
>they play a mixtape on of thier fathers made
>i come up with a really funny idea and whisper it to a 'friend'
>friend then shouts at the top of his voice "ANONS DAD MADE THIS FOR A SEXTAPE?''
>i know i'm fucked
>girl starts crying
>i get sent home early

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:16:13 No.648514434 Report

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>be me
>11th grade
>lunch
>every day there is a huge lunch line
>every day this tall druggy kid cuts up like 10th in line which is a huge cut
>never cared too much because I always made it early and was like 5th in line
>nobody ever said anything to him
>he starts getting closer each day now
>one day he tries to cut me
>tell him to fuck off and push him out of line
>teachers see he is out of line and tell him to get to the back
>I guess this made him mad
>next day he tries to cut me again
>tell him I don't care if he cuts the whole school but his cutting ends behind me
>he stays one behind me for the day
>next day he tries to cut me again
>throw him into the wall
>tell him if he tries to cut me again I'll break all his teeth
>next day he tries again
>punch him twice and throw him to the ground
>stomp down on his face one good time
>break his two front teeth
>suspended for 3 days
>kid never cut again

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:17:05 No.648514520 Report

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>>648509589
Did you write that story in your diarieah ?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:20:14 No.648514834 Report

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:22:03 No.648515034 Report

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>>648514434
>story of anon beating up the autistic kid in class

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:25:19 No.648515348 Report

Quoted By: >>648516392

>be me
>12th grade
>lunch
>had a great lunch table except for one kid
>fat half black kid we couldn't get rid of
>one day I told my other friend to sit in fatty's seat
>fatty comes back
>he's visibly upset with the situation
>keeps telling my friend to leave his seat
>tell him "there are no assigned seats in lunch, fatty"
>really upset
>tells a teacher that monitors lunch about it
>teacher tells him there are no assigned seats in lunch
>kid comes back
>tell him that nobody ever wanted him here anyway and to find some real friends
>he actually starts to cry
>this kid is a senior in high school, 200lbs and crying
>eats a pretzel and shirty nacho cheese alone while crying
>next day I'm late to lunch
>get to my seat
>tattood up half nigger half cholo is sitting in my seat
>kid got held back once or twice already
>was supposed o be a real hardass
>put my tray down in front of him
>"you're in my seat"
>kid stays there and doesn't say anything
>fatty says "there are no assigned seats in lunch" with a shit eating grin
>cholo has the same smile
>tell him if he doesn't get up on his own ill make him get up
>he stands and sucker punches me like a typical nigger spic
>proceed to beat the shit out of him
>after a few hits he's laying on the ground
>slam all three of his, mine, and fatty's lunches on his while he lays there
>teachers take me to the office
>in school suspension

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:29:28 No.648515748 Report

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>>648513196
I fucking hate school administrators like that.

>Be me. 5th grade.
>Everyone assumes I'm nerd/pussy because I wear glasses/like to read and play with bugs during recess.
>Not aware that I'm a farm kid whose already doing manual labor/have a dysfunctional family.
>Basically ticking time bomb.
>"Cool kid" decides he wants to look even cooler by fucking with me in front of his friends at recess.
>Minding my own business playing with bugs.
>Cool kid shows up with five or six spectators.
>Starts pushing me and making fun of me. "Four eyes!"
>Rage levels increasing.
>Takes a swing at me.
>I dodge. "REEEEEEEEE!!!"
>Start crying. Grab him by his shirt. It rips and he falls forward. Punch him several times. Bloody nose.
>He falls to the ground. I start kicking him in the head, still crying.
>His spectators run away screaming.
>Teachers separate us.
>Both get detention. What the fuck was I supposed to do, let him kick my ass?
>At least no one ever fucked with me again.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:35:32 No.648516392 Report

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>>648515348
You sound like that one asshole kid nobody actually liked, gj

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:38:46 No.648516697 Report

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>>648511641

you better be underage b&. if not, go kill yourself.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:39:24 No.648516751 Report

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>be me
>10th grade
>hot shit as always
>in an engineering course with seniors
>talk a lot of shit
>one senior is giant
>maybe 6'4 or 6'5 easily the tallest kid in the school
>make fun of his painful knees
>tell him he's just a big goofy fuck and his size is a curse
>call him the jolly green asshole
>call him sandbag titties because of his man boobs
>that one losses him off and he chases me around the classroom
>tells me he'll kick my ass
>tell him where to meet me after school
>school ends and I go to where we're meeting
>path in the woods
>I walk there
>when I get there there are some kids already
>wait about an hour for a huge crowd to come followed by the mountainous man
>he gets right down to business and charges in without even getting into the crowd's circle
>shitjustgotreal.png
>im about 5'8 at the time and realize I can't out power this fuck
>he tries to grab me while charging and I move out of the way and kick his knee
>he stands up tall and we start trading blows
>he hits like a truck and I can barely reach his face
>decide the best plan is body shots and huge kicks to the knees
>he complains about how his knees are messed up
>it's a fight you dolt
>another big kick and his knee buckled
>he falls to one knee and holds the other
>as he looks up I flying knee him in the head and into a tree trunk
>he screams just how you'd think a giant pussy would scream
>kids are all shocked
>call him sandbag titties again and walk home

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