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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:11:33 No.648503639 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648503745 >>648503842 >>648504485 >>648505039 >>648505663 >>648508274 >>648508928

My (almost) gf is a full foot shorter than me. We've only been together for a few days but we haven't had sex or done anything lewd together yet. How do we do it when she's a lot shorter than me?
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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:12:42 No.648503745 Report

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>>648503639
stick it right in her pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:13:45 No.648503842 Report

Quoted By: >>648504630

>>648503639
Short girls are fucking glorious. Smaller pussy=HNNNGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:20:45 No.648504485 Report

Quoted By: >>648504588

>>648503639

You do it exactly the same. Jesus.

The only thing worth saying is that kissing or anything else whilst you're going at it is a bit difficult seen as they're at your chest so you'll have to leave it out a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:21:58 No.648504588 Report

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>>648504485

* Also you won't be able to bend them over and have sex with them, your legs will be too different in height.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:22:37 No.648504630 Report

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>>648503842
The virgin is strong in this one.
And OP is a terrible troll.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:27:39 No.648505039 Report

Quoted By: >>648505280

>>648503639

It's not hard. I dated a guy who was 6'2 and I'm 5'2. Missionary for me wasn't great. Spent the whole time staring at his chest. Try different positions or push yourself up so she can see you haha.

>>648504588

and it's not impossible. You can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:30:27 No.648505280 Report

Quoted By: >>648505631 >>648506412

>>648505039

It literally is impossible when organs are a feet apart you spastic. Of course you can use a stool like a mong but it's hardly very hot in the moment to say "let me get my fucking stool".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:34:52 No.648505631 Report

Quoted By: >>648505804

>>648505280
Are you retarded or just virgin? Pick her up like a fleshlight and fuck her, not that hard to figure out. I'm not joking either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:35:20 No.648505663 Report

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>>648503639
I date a legal midget (4'4") and it's not all bad. I'm 5'10" so standing sex is impossible, but she's so light that lifting/carrying sex is pretty rad. You can't really do that with a chick who is your hight/weight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:35:33 No.648505679 Report

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Doggy style is the best. Just bend her over and go for it. Report back when the deed is done, with pics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:37:01 No.648505804 Report

Quoted By: >>648505987 >>648506128

>>648505631

You bend over your fleshlight? Because that was what the conversation was about spac.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:39:39 No.648505987 Report

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>>648505804
Correct, and that's fucking stupid so I corrected you. No it's not impossible.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:41:16 No.648506128 Report

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>>648505804
Hint: ignore legs....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:42:17 No.648506217 Report

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>>648505987

So you lift your girlfriend up in a bending position and hold her at her pivot point at the waist a foot off the ground and go for it without a care in the world holding her in place. Right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:44:27 No.648506412 Report

Quoted By: >>648507220

>>648505280
>Making out with qt
>Really getting into it
>Feeling her up
>Running my hands up her chest
>She slides her hand down to my crotch
>Grinding and kissing
>Take her shirt off
>She undoes my belt and pulls my pants off
>Both get naked, keep kissing and groping
>Pull her in real close
>Kissing her neck
>She moans and whispers in my ear
>"I need my stool"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:45:28 No.648506500 Report

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Doggy style. You dont have to make eye contact and have acess to two openings. What could be better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:45:53 No.648506542 Report

Quoted By: >>648506698

I'm 6'7" and my ex was 5'2". Absolutely glorious fucking. Her riding cow girl was the best, but anything worked. Doggy was a little different. She would be in position at the edge of the bed and I world just stand and pound away. Can do the same thing with missionary, which is nice seeing her gash getting wrecked by my sword

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:47:45 No.648506698 Report

Quoted By: >>648506947

>>648506542

Missionary where you stood at the edge of the bed and fucked her lying down. Wut? You must be 6ft of pure torso.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:50:51 No.648506947 Report

Quoted By: >>648508630

>>648506698
Her legs were off the bed so her pussy was right on the end. My bed now is too low, but any hotel bed with the wife that's the first thing I do

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:54:05 No.648507220 Report

Quoted By: >>648507605

>>648506412
This made me laugh morr than the ylyl threads

GG

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:58:27 No.648507605 Report

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>>648507220
Thanks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:01:43 No.648507897 Report

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Does no one have a bed frame that adjusts to go lower or higher? You literally can fuck in any position you want if you're not a sperg

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:06:13 No.648508274 Report

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>>648503639

Ahahahahahahahaha "almost girlfriend"? Don't worry about sex ever if you use terms like that pal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:08:41 No.648508463 Report

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If you dont know its not gonna happen......virgfag!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:10:35 No.648508630 Report

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>>648506947

I don't think you understand what missionary is nor how beds are. Unless you have two foot legs you aren't standing there and unless you are on top it isn't missionary m8. No idea what the fuck you think you're doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:14:22 No.648508928 Report

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>>648503639

>she's my girlfriend
>we haven't done anything yet

LOL nice middle school romance you have there OP.

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