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> Be me

> Be preparing for Halloween

> buy 40+ cartridges of ET for the Atari

> Put them in large box so you can't tell what's inside the box

> Place a sign saying " Pick one"

> sell Ataris that same night for $100+

> Wait for children to come by and beg their parents for an Atari for the ET game they just got for free

> Make instant profit from selling an ancient console to children who you just gave the worst game in history

> sit back and lol evilly when I think about the children who I just sold an old Atari for twice the amount they're actually worth for a game that was so bad, the company that made them lost half a billion dollars on it.