1. Impersonate someone else. (rich, good looking, google is your friend)
2. Buy chloroform
3. Set a date, preferably at isolate spot and bring chloroform.
4. Use chloroform and have fun with her.
5.Go to jail for what you have done
6. Drop the soap.
7. Be the bitch for all other inmates.
8. The circle closes, ure the mad bitch now.