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>be me
>At girl's house, chilling eating pizza and playing vidya
>Afterward cuddling and watching a movie
>Remember pizza had chilli peppers on it
>Chilli peppers fuck me up
>Getting really, really gassy but have to tactically suppress it
>this continues for the next few hours
>stomach is doing backflips
>intestines are being blitzkreiged
>she leaves to use the bathroom but I know if I fart I could shit myself
>It's finally time to go home
>cycled there because motorcycle is fucked
>say goodbye and go down the street, turning the corner
>it's 1AM so the place is empty, let out a fucking huge fart because I couldn't hold it anymore
>thisisit.jpg
>feel a torrent of warm liquid shit shoot down my legs, soaking me completely
>the smell is unholy, akin to satan's dick cheese
>need to keep cycling, saddle is covered in shit
>enter the main road, leaving a spattered trail of shit the harder I pedal
>cars near me, lights shining on me so I know they can see the shit
>continue like this for 20 minutes
>get home, shit is all over the hall and my fucking house smells terrible
