>>648481883First of all you are going to need a couple of things.
You're going to need Fruit Loops. Lots of Fruit Loops. Go to the store and pretty much buy every single box of fruit loops they have. Then ask if they have more fruit loops out back and buy those. Then ask them when they are getting their next order of fruit loops in because you are going to want them. Did I mention this was going to involve a lot of fruit loops. Now while you are waiting for more fruit loops to get delivered to your town you can go and pick up a couple of other things. The other things you want are, a 15ml vial of the blood of a new born baby, a canvas tarp that is at least 2 metres in diameter, a matchbox car, a nine iron golf club, a PAPERBACK copy of Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets, a pork chop, and the hair from three cats. Once you got all that go get more of those fruit loops. I can't stress enough how many fruit loops you are going to need. You are going to need about 1.4 metric tonnes of fruit loops. Now once you got all that it is time to start cooking. You need to strip naked, sorry but it is the only way.
hang on, I gotta go to the bathroom, I'll come back and finish this off in a couple of minutes.
