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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:39:43 No.648477264 View View Reply Original Report

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Which body type do you choose and why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:40:57 No.648477462 Report

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>>648477264
left one. seems open to more possibilities.
right one looks like invitation to fight random strangers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:42:25 No.648477683 Report

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Right, obviously. Good luck fucking with that.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:42:31 No.648477696 Report

Quoted By: >>648482901 >>648484250

The strongman physic because I basicly already have it and with body buliding it's more aesthetic than strength

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:42:51 No.648477745 Report

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>>648477264
right one because it would make power lifting a whole fuck ton easier

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:42:57 No.648477760 Report

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left

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:43:14 No.648477802 Report

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>>648477264
that fucking bear form
but in reality non of those, the left is just starved or dehydrated and the right one is gonna need alot of calories to maintain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:44:28 No.648477991 Report

Quoted By: >>648478061

Right is more attractive. So right. Who wants to be the hulk if it doesn't get you pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:44:57 No.648478061 Report

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>>648477991
you mean left?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:45:11 No.648478097 Report

Quoted By: >>648478246 >>648478318 >>648483513

Left gets you laid.
Right wins you fights.
Xenu politics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:46:11 No.648478246 Report

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>>648478097
right gets you laid more than left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:46:13 No.648478251 Report

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Left one obviously, would be slaying pussy 24/7.
If we still lived on the stone age I'd probably choose right but we don't need to be fucking ogres anymore lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:46:14 No.648478254 Report

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Women are attracted to left. Men to right

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:46:36 No.648478318 Report

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>>648478097
lol no
that right would get rekt by jones who doesnt look like any of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:46:50 No.648478352 Report

Quoted By: >>648479982 >>648480166

>>648478246
girls are usually scared of right

you watch too much porn

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:46:59 No.648478382 Report

Quoted By: >>648478496 >>648478671

>>648477264
Bear style would snap that little twig in half, so right obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:47:39 No.648478496 Report

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>>648478382
left would more likely punch faster and ko him easy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:48:46 No.648478671 Report

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>>648478382
where the fuck do you people get this idea that a body type can win you fights
have you not seen ufc
bear mode cormier got rekt by jones
you want a lanky body to grapple fuck people, dont be a stupid bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:48:49 No.648478673 Report

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Left, just seems more agile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:49:43 No.648478816 Report

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>>648478061
Right.
I meant that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:52:31 No.648479224 Report

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>>648478496
>>648478671
Because a REAL fight isn't the UFC you fucking morons, where there's 1000 rules and 60 rounds to be completed.

1 headbutt, then a nice punch and a knee as they're going down.
That's it. 2 seconds, fights over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:53:28 No.648479361 Report

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>>648477264
Guy on left is currently starving himself for a weigh in or some competition.
Guy on right is prepared to eat a stack of pancakes then wrestle a bear.

Would rather be fucked by guy with pancakes than a spoopy skeleton.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:54:48 No.648479563 Report

Quoted By: >>648479833 >>648480624

>>648479224
kek
why dont you pay a strong man to fight jones and ill watch how you fail soo hard and get your ass pounded after.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:55:20 No.648479641 Report

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>>648477264
Left for looks, right for power

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:55:44 No.648479694 Report

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>>648479224
plenty of street fight vids where big guy loses

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:56:48 No.648479833 Report

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>>648479563
I don't give a fuck about 'jones' or whoever the fuck you want to talk about, when you at some point actually leave the basement and see a real fight you'll see how the UFC doesn't mean a fucking thing.

You can't pick a cunt up and drop them full force on their head on concrete in the UFC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:57:47 No.648479982 Report

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>>648478352
girls in middle school are scared of right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:58:04 No.648480013 Report

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>>648477264
I'd choose the Bear. Because Bear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:58:15 No.648480043 Report

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>>648477264
The left one, dialed back a bit - because I'd rather look cut as fuck than be able to enter strongman contests. I have no desire to be a strongman, I just want to bone women for 60 more years and then die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:58:24 No.648480061 Report

Quoted By: >>648480629

>>648477264
Right looks like venom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:59:06 No.648480166 Report

Quoted By: >>648481675 >>648484393

>>648478352
Depends on how you dress.
Put right into a suit and he fucks all the bitches.
Put left into a suit and he looks like a homosexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:59:29 No.648480232 Report

Quoted By: >>648480416

>>648477264
both have the same muscles but the one on the right has body fat which will keep him warmer lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:00:45 No.648480416 Report

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>>648480232
>twice the muscle mass
>they have the same muscles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:00:49 No.648480424 Report

Quoted By: >>648480646

>>648479833
jon jones
being taken down
good luck faggot
and if you think just because a ufc fighter has rules doesnt know how to street fight, you must be fucking retarded.
just try going up to any professional mma fighter and i guarantee you, you wont be breathing when his done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:01:08 No.648480466 Report

Quoted By: >>648481241

>>648477264
Left. More limber quick and agile, but still pretty strong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:02:19 No.648480624 Report

Quoted By: >>648481117

>>648479563
It´s all up to if the strongman has a grip of a lighter guys clothes or limbs to throw and slam them to walls and get to stomp on them. Be quick or be dead if no rules or moral is applied to the fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:02:22 No.648480629 Report

Quoted By: >>648480836 >>648484137

>>648480061
you mean left?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:02:31 No.648480646 Report

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>>648480424
Not when I shoot him first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:02:40 No.648480670 Report

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Left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:03:44 No.648480836 Report

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>>648480629
You do know who Venom is correct?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:04:53 No.648480992 Report

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>>648479833
>You can't pick a cunt up and drop them full force on their head on concrete in the UFC

True - you also cant use 12 to 6 elbows, throat punching, eye gouging, strikes to the back of the head or groin shots in the UFC along with any other dirty fighting moves that people highly trained in martial arts could employ in a street fight to kill or maim you immediately. You're treating it like an mma fighter would employ ring rules in a street fight - you're dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:05:44 No.648481117 Report

Quoted By: >>648482268

>>648480624
>no rules or moral is applied to the fight
you think fighter dont throw all they have when they fight?
also i dont know if you've ever punched a person without gloves because that shit is bad if you hit him on top of the head. chances are if you swing hard you are gonna fuck up your hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:06:09 No.648481177 Report

Quoted By: >>648483928

Left,Bruce Lee had the same bodystyle because he said too much muscle made you slow,and even though he wasn't big he was still insanely strong

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:06:35 No.648481241 Report

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>>648480466
Self-chequed

Also, kind of like choosing between Axel or Max. Always go with Axel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:07:41 No.648481408 Report

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>>648481241
Never Blaze or Skatenigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:09:40 No.648481675 Report

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>>648480166
>homosexual
this level of autism

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:10:04 No.648481736 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:10:31 No.648481797 Report

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>>648477264
right
because every reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:10:48 No.648481833 Report

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Left because Jeff Seed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:11:51 No.648481961 Report

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>>648481736
bruce lee is cut not muscled cut

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:13:19 No.648482146 Report

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Right if you want to be a walking behemoth of a man.

Left if you like to wear clothes and have girls touch your abs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:14:02 No.648482268 Report

Quoted By: >>648483590

>>648481117
I´ve broken a knuckle but would never hit someone in a fight as hard as I could to the head since I would never murder someone If I did not have to, to defend my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:15:02 No.648482403 Report

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right would be hard to do some things like fat people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:18:42 No.648482901 Report

Quoted By: >>648483331

>>648477696
Same here m8. Body building has no practical purpose. Id go with the right as well

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:21:12 No.648483241 Report

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ITT: Twelve year olds who have never been in a fight or gotten laid...but are proficient at talking absolute shite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:21:47 No.648483314 Report

Quoted By: >>648483896

>>648477264
Femanon here, inb4 tits because I'll gtfo after this, but I'd want the right. Reminds me of Ron Perlman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:21:53 No.648483331 Report

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>>648482901
Bodybuilding is great for sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:23:19 No.648483500 Report

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>>648477264
Left. Because I think the ideal form is somewhere between those two extremes. And reaching it means hard work for the right one and just a few extra burgers for the left. So I chose the extra burgers options.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:23:25 No.648483513 Report

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>>648478097
What you mean Xenu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:24:05 No.648483590 Report

Quoted By: >>648484238

>>648482268
yeah it doesnt even have to be hard, sprained my wrist with my buddy just using 10% power in boxing, when you collide fist or elbows... shit is nasty. but as to defending my life... it might have some argument because when you are under alot of stress you produce endorphin which might numb out your hand for a while so i cant really base anything on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:24:58 No.648483710 Report

Quoted By: >>648483985

>>648477264
the left one, I just like it more and it's the one i want to have eventually, it also seems more practical for the things i enjoy to do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:25:03 No.648483721 Report

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The guy on the left probably benches 400lbs, he'd hardly be weak

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:26:27 No.648483896 Report

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>>648483314
Ron Perlman? Tits or gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:26:39 No.648483920 Report

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right is objectively the alpha male. Left is a transient cultural icon.
Right all the way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:26:45 No.648483928 Report

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>>648481177
He actually wasn't that strong you know, and he couldn't have bulked much more than he did

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:27:12 No.648483985 Report

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>>648483710
practical, on what sense.
you do know that left is practically starved/dehydrated right... he cant even run a mile without passing out or dying

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:28:24 No.648484137 Report

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>>648477264
right is strength
left has no real power
>>648480629
left is Carnage

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:28:32 No.648484154 Report

Quoted By: >>648484729

No matter how much stronger you are than the ripped guy or more intimidating the bitches will prefer lean muscle and weakness over strength and bulk.....i live dat function life son

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:28:46 No.648484187 Report

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>>648479224
It's pretty obvious that you've never been in a fight in your life and know absolutely nothing about the subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:28:48 No.648484190 Report

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>>648477264
i have the body type on the right, just need to work on my physique some more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:29:15 No.648484238 Report

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>>648483590

Ah yes, 10% power. I bet you measured that too.

Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:29:22 No.648484250 Report

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>>648477696
this. i care more about strength than looks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:30:31 No.648484393 Report

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>>648480166
upboat

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:30:53 No.648484448 Report

Quoted By: >>648484535

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydRcOFBBGIQ

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:31:13 No.648484486 Report

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>>648479833
You're dumb as fuck, dude. Quit talking. You don't even realize that you're embarrassing yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:31:35 No.648484535 Report

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>>648484448
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:32:27 No.648484656 Report

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I would have to go with the left one, the big body requires far more calories to sustain the mass, and will fall to starvation far more quickly then the skinny one. The skinny body is able to maintain their metabolism far more efficiently.
Secondly all the people saying the fat bear would win, I strongly disagree their was a thread yesterday talking about this and one of the guys were saying, a simple strike to the throat, temple or back of the head has enough power to suppress and kill a person, therefore agility and speed would be far more vital then strength alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:32:59 No.648484729 Report

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>>648484154

Aye, I'm sure bitches would, but once (or if) they grow up into fully functioning, adult women they much prefer right.
It doesn't always happen but why would anyone aim for immature, stupid, little girls?
Right all the way, because quality.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:33:37 No.648484812 Report

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Going with right.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:33:49 No.648484841 Report

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>>648477264

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