1. Remove fedora, take shower, shave, put on shirt, take selfie.
2. Use selfie to make OKCupid profile.
3. Write OKCupid profile the way a normie would.
4. Message 50 fatties. No physical compliments. Discuss their interests with them.
5. Maintain as many conversations concurrently as you can.
6. After a few weeks of chatting with several fatties, pick your favorites and ask them on dates.
7. Keep going on dates with them. Slightly escalate physical contact each time.
First fatty you fuck becomes your side chick. Now repeat these steps with hot girls.