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Hey /b/ i fukt up check this out:
>be me, freshman in college
>smoking weed with all the stoners
>playing darts with slut
>slut is standing on a skateboard sliding back and forth
>fuckin slut
>I wind back to throw my final dart
>put my foot on the tip of the board
>whoopsie daisy
>slut smashes against the ground
>broken nose, dislocated hip
>mfw bullseye

plot twist: i was banging the slut, but probably not anymore