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> Enter college
> No girlfriend and little experience
> See a frat holding a contest (toss coin into empty milk jug)
> Make it in on the 3rd try and win an ipad
> Eventually find an app to create your own perfect girl
> Instantly fall in love with a 2D girl
> Custom print her on lots of things
> Even attacked my sister once when she tried to take my custom printed mug from me (must prevent rule 34)
> Love her so much
> Cuddle all the time
> Spend countless $$$ on her and defense

So /b/ it's almost our 2nd anniversary. Any ideas on what I should do for us?