I understand you're baiting people, but please.
After you get over the fence, you'd get maybe ONE of my dogs with a rifle before the other two got you.
If you instead had a handgun you'd get two or maybe all three.
You also wouldn't make it halfway up the driveway after I or my wife heard gunshots and barking.
Armed trespassers don't get killed all the time around here, but by no means is it unheard of in backwoods Alabama for some dumb shitbag to get cocky on someone else's land and pay for it.
Try that shit up North if you want to go to people's homes and kill their animals and the law actually cares about people like you.
It doesn't work down here.
Act like a hardass on the internet all you want, but there are places you will not get away with doing stupid shit, and a whooooole lot of people not from around here have no idea how little the law cares about them when they act retarded to the wrong guy.
See: Trayvon Martin.