There's always something I tell myself when making a good milkshake; "never put cherries in your milkshake. It's not a cerryshake." and that makes me wonder to my already-wondering self. Why is it a milkshake if it's not shaken milk? Haha
But I digress. Maybe it's not a 'milkshake', but more of an 'ice-sludge', I mean most of it isn't even milk, unless you create THOSE kinds with extra milk. Those are the kinds you give to someone with either:
1. Shit taste (literally)
2. You hate them very much
However, when trying to make a good shake (chocolate is a good flavor mmmmm) you should add some peanut butter, Nesquick™, and only some milk. Some.
But the main problem is that, if you add too much peanut butter, it becomes thick, distasteful and burns your throat if you gut it down. If you add too much milk, it becomes watered down to the point that not even sewage-peasants© will try it. If you add too much Nesquick™? Then nothing happens. You can never have too much Nesquick™.
So when you're making a good shake, remember to keep it balanced. And by balanced, I mean no cherries. Haha
~~~One Man's Milkshake is Another Man's Cherryshake~~~