I'll just start with the story of Column and Candy.
>be many moons ago when I was a younger man of around 18ish
>be attractive enough, but not super hunk
>7/10 at least, good body from biking to the mall every other day
>pedal bike not vroom vroom bike
>have many sibs, older brother, older sister, two younger sister, one younger brother
>older siblings both drug addicted shit faces
>youngest sister is giant spoiled bitch, young brother is cool for a five year old
>oldest younger sister is 12, cute, glasses, freckles on nose, strawberry blonde hair
>social awkward, not many friends, doesn't hang out much, mom is kind of mean to her
>idolized me
>she was always my fave sib
>never really had sexual feels for little sis
>some days might be playing in shorts shorts and think 'that not a bad ass for a 12yo' but then shrug because sister
>liked to play vidya in my room because I was a boss and had almodt every system
>snes, genesis, gamecube, psone, pstwo, GBAsp, D's
>feel bad because no n64
>back to wince story
>sis liked to play Sega games best
>not bad at Mean Bean Machine and Columns
>look them up faggets, their good games
>one day I get amazingly comfy beanbag chair
>sis immediately claims it as hers
>'fuck you sis I paid for it'
>'fuck me then it's mine'
>no intention to fuck, just idle banter, but sit my ass down in my bean bag chair because it's mine bitch deal with it