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Dark jokes thread? I'll start

> A man goes to the pediatrician
> He runs up to the doctor: "Doctor doctor, I need birth control for my 10 yr. old daughter"
> The doctor says "Hold on. Your 10 yr. old daughter is sexually active!?!?
> The man replies "Active? Of course not!! Most of the time she just lies there and cries."

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