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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:07:46 No.648415411 View View Reply Original Report

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This story is from my childhood... I can't believe I went through this shit but i figured the crowd around these parts are fucked up enough to appreciate the tale.

>early 2000s
>be about 8 years old
>have had a terrible stutter since childhood
>moved schools after kindergarten year because bullied so badly
>decide its better not to talk much
>become the quiet kid in the corner
>No friends, no fun, no hope

continuing

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:11:44 No.648416106 Report

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>weeks go by of nothingness because no friends
>sit in the corner of the playground and throw wood chips during recess
>one day approached by young girl
>"Why are you always alone?" or something along those lines
>"I-i c-c-can't sp-speak well.."
>deep shame, stutter kicks into overdrive
>"It's okay, you don't need to talk much to play tag. Want to play?"
>oh my god finally a friend
>"O-okay... what's your n-name?"
>she responds, we'll refer to her as B
>We play some tag, the best recess ever

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:13:01 No.648416329 Report

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lurking :)

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:14:16 No.648416535 Report

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>more weeks go by
>actually growing close with B
>she digs art and crafts things
>shows me cool origami she made
>she sets a note on my desk at the start of the school day
>"to anon: do you like my new shoes? check yes or no"
>notice her new boots
>electric blue, my favorite color
>decide ill tell her i like her boots at recess
>find B on playground at recess
>"I l-like the b-boots B"
>"thanks anon, look what i made!"
>shows me collection of origami swans, flowers, and a few paper airplanes
>"p-pretty nice"
>heart warming friendship hug
>"thanks anon, you're the best"
>play tag or some shit and return to class

>time passes and one day B isn't in class
>can't find B at recess
>must be home sick
>a week later and she hasn't come back to class
>begin worrying, ask teacher about her
>"She moved away anon"
>heartbroken

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:17:21 No.648417075 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:18:19 No.648417264 Report

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:20:07 No.648417581 Report

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>fast forward several years
>in high school now
>still the quiet kid
>fell even deeper into the recluse lifestyle after I lost my only friend
>spiral into depression
>mother died a few years back, step father beats me and tells me its my fault
>real father died in a construction accident when i was a toddler
>seriously contemplating suicide on a daily basis

>one day sleeping in algebra class some kid wakes me up by throwing pencils at the back of my head
>startled i literally jump up from my desk
>everyone laughs
>despair

>next class period i can't even believe my eyes
>see B walk into the classroom
>"oh my god... anon?"
>she even remembers me
>"h-hey"
>stutter intensifies
>we sit by each other during lunch period
>find out she'd moved away because her father got a job elsewhere
>moved back when the company went under and the family wanted to live closer to their relatives

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:21:45 No.648417865 Report

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>i begin stalking from afar
>real far
after breaking into their records to see where she moved
>one day i take a greyhound bus to her new town
>at this point I'm not wearing any shoes because shoes make me sad thinking about her.
>walk past a store and see the ugly ass boots she asked me about
>buy them
>finally find her house
there's another story coming later about how
>start looking in windows
>climb tree to roof
>shimmy down chim
>there's nobody here
>start workin' in her bed
>she busts in
>I BELIEVE IN MAGIC!!!!!

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:23:06 No.648418118 Report

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You had to change school for bullying after KINDERGARTEN??? Goddamn, you suck.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:25:00 No.648418433 Report

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>fast foreward one week
>i've been messaging her on facebook non-stop
>whenever she's gone from school (twice) I go home and message her on facebook
>she hasn't messaged me back at this point
this is where it gets god
>u c, she c me in my pink cloak 'n father time is liek "who u b bangin' after dis weeks shimmy-gogo?"
>Darlarla, I hopes

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:27:01 No.648418755 Report

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>>648418433
>Darla is going with her dad and I'm going with her mom :(
>her mom is grindin' on me
>grindin' hella hard
>Darla (as I call her)(i was calling her by her middle name before but changed without indicating it)
>bust a load on Darlarla's mom's back.
>it's smeared EVERYWHERE
cont.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:27:43 No.648418839 Report

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alright this is it guys, thanks for reading

>life finally turning around, have my friend back
>find out she still loves to do arts and crafts
>decide im going to impress her
>start studying origami every day
>never let her see anything i do
>want to suprise her with magnificently folded paper
>get pretty good over several weeks
>it's time.
>in class one day walk up to her "h-hey B, w-want to h-hang out?"
>she agrees, were going to chill at my place before my step father gets home
>totally run home from school gleeful as all fuck
>begin folding my masterpiece so it's crisp as possible upon her arrival
>the doorbell rings and I rush downstairs to greet B
>"hey anon"
>welcome her into the house and grab us a couple sodas
>we head up to my room and I stop her before we enter
>"I h-have a s-surprise for y-you!"
>Open the door and grab the three f-22 raptor replicas, perfetcly folded, to scale and shove them in her face
>"B-b-b-bennie and the jets"

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:28:39 No.648418958 Report

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Bump

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:31:37 No.648419362 Report

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fuck

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:33:08 No.648419573 Report

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Hurry the fuck up OP I'm losing my boner.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:34:25 No.648419745 Report

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god damnit

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:35:04 No.648419815 Report

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>>648418755
>Darlarla's mom is now walking down the hallway with cum smeared all over her back
>her husband gives a look after seeing her back that u wouldn't believe
>the principal says to her "Mackenzie G, Can I see you in my office pls?"
>good thing i rigged the intercom.
>so they're in there and I back holding hands with "B" until Carlos is like "Babe, ditch this dunce, let's go to the bedroom"
>No way I'm leaving with them.
>Suddenly, hear moaning over the intercom
>Darlarla's MOM! I scream
>The crowd in the hallway splits like the red sea and I'm scrambling down the hallway shitting my pants so I can cum on Mackenzie G's face, running over Darlarla, crippling her forever.
>Carlos is with me at this point, we're running to see who can come last, but the crowd is just cheering us too loud and we end up busting nuts just outside the gate to the castle we were accidentally running because somebody put wormwood'd absinth in the punch
>i wake up the next morning "is it true I'm dating Darlarla?" I ask Carlos
>"No." he says
>"Then it must be a dream I kissed her" I reply

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:39:38 No.648420431 Report

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>>648417865
Alright, back to the more important story: how I found her houz...
I locked my keys in the greyhound bus after I had taken it by force

stepping on the bully's face who threw the shit at me I put enough weight on his face that a phone directory came out
I looked through all of the numbers until I found one that matched her last name, then i went in an fucked her ass

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:40:09 No.648420497 Report

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Thanks OP it relaxes me after intense rekt thread. Butur still a fag

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:42:20 No.648420777 Report

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>>648420431
>like a pro

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