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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:44:09 No.648411569 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648412392 >>648412956 >>648413612 >>648413869 >>648414062 >>648414347 >>648414542 >>648414809 >>648414936 >>648415149 >>648415486 >>648415656

need some help gentlemen

>getting it on with girl for first time
>have pretty stiff dick
>the minute clothes come off dick goes goes 100-0 in 2 seconds

help me out here
how do i fix this shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:45:52 No.648411862 Report

Quoted By: >>648411939 >>648412130

You're quite simply gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:46:25 No.648411939 Report

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>>648411862
oh alright thanks fam

ill go fuck some dudes now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:46:53 No.648412021 Report

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you're probably gay, just don't try too hard and end up like lamar odom -- married to a retarded whale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:47:36 No.648412130 Report

Quoted By: >>648412305

>>648411862
Naw, I'm gay and I have no problem fucking women.

Op is a faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:48:42 No.648412305 Report

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>>648412130
HAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:49:15 No.648412392 Report

Quoted By: >>648414319

>>648411569
I it's a serious question - it's simply nerves; performance anxiety. If she's an approachable person, consider talking with her about it, make her help lightening the mood.
If not - you're gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:52:45 No.648412956 Report

Quoted By: >>648414629 >>648414809

>>648411569
Don't take your clothes off. Problem solved?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:56:51 No.648413612 Report

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>>648411569
Isn't supposed to be the other way around?
If not then you might be gay, go get checked by your doctor for a second opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:58:36 No.648413869 Report

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>>648411569
Take some blue pills man, it is normal to be nervous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:59:52 No.648414062 Report

Quoted By: >>648414319

>>648411569
Had the exact same problem.
Fortunately my girl was patient and we talked about it.
We realized the problem was too much foreplay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:01:19 No.648414319 Report

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>>648414062
>>648412392
thanks for the help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:01:34 No.648414347 Report

Quoted By: >>648415199

>>648411569
You're not comfortable with her yet. You're rushing into it too fast, this happened to me before. Just tell her you want to go a little slower, then make out in bed under the covers. Guaranteed diamonds unless you really are a fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:01:59 No.648414424 Report

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This reminds me of a great story,

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:02:44 No.648414542 Report

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>>648411569

Had the same problems sometimes when sleeping with new girls. Too much pressure.

Tip -> Be naked. Explain that you'll just sleep together. Spoon her. Without the pressure you'll soon find yourself hard. Then put it in; you're done.

Or, get a viagra.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:03:14 No.648414629 Report

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>>648412956
This.
>stick dick thru pajama pants pee hole
>problem solved

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:04:16 No.648414809 Report

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>>648412956
>>648411569
Leave some clothes on? Just pull down your/her pants and fuck that ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:05:01 No.648414936 Report

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>>648411569
Relax and try again

Not being gay might also help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:06:20 No.648415149 Report

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>>648411569
Stop.
Thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:06:36 No.648415199 Report

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>>648414347
This, you were afraid. You know you're a two pump chump, so you lost confidence. Protip: Don't jerk off for a few days

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:07:38 No.648415382 Report

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>Be me
>16
>Playing Call Of Duty
>Meet a Real life CSGO streamer
>has a channel and everything
>hes got 5000 subscriber's
>First thing that come's to mind
>This guy has made accounts to keep it at 5000
>Me up to no good
>Message Youtube support team about this suspicion
>me not care after reporting
>he loses his channel for making several accounts and subscribing to himself
>Me and him chatting with Mic's
>I tell him And laugh hard
>He tells me he's gonna kill me
>got off the chat
>Unfriended from steam
>change Name
>In game names aswell
>Mission accomplished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:08:11 No.648415486 Report

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>>648411569

>embrace your homosexuality OP.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:09:15 No.648415656 Report

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>>648411569
you are a gay
go suck a dick faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:12:41 No.648416270 Report

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Go a little slow and keep some clothes on. Don't waste too much time foreplaying and just DO IT.
Also, don't take viagra.
I'm assuming you're on your 20's, which means you a more than able to do it. In the end, it's all psychological.

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