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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:43:18 No.648402583 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648402690 >>648403034 >>648403451 >>648404281 >>648405288 >>648407212 >>648411180

Does anyone know if switching out water for jizz in a water cooling loop would work? Could anyone try? Please help me with this, its for scientific purpouses!

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:43:58 No.648402690 Report

Quoted By: >>648402912

>>648402583
Prob not

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:45:38 No.648402912 Report

Quoted By: >>648403180 >>648407901 >>648411482

>>648402690
wouldnt it be UV reactive and look super cool though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:46:24 No.648403018 Report

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Dick stuck in ddc. Instructions too clear

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:46:28 No.648403034 Report

Quoted By: >>648403347

>>648402583
You have to check for jizz's specific heat. If it's similar to water's then maybe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:47:22 No.648403180 Report

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>>648402912
That's what I thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:48:29 No.648403347 Report

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>>648403034
maybe if you put the jizz in the fridge first + cool it with some good fans?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:49:10 No.648403451 Report

Quoted By: >>648403626

>>648402583
Technicly, jizz is mainly composed out of water. So it would not be that much of a difference. Your PC will get aids, tho.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:50:15 No.648403626 Report

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>>648403451
Sounds reasonable, should i go for it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:51:49 No.648403840 Report

Quoted By: >>648404011 >>648404075

The viscosity of jizz is higher then that of water, meaning that your pump would have to work harder. Further the protein in the jizz will probably turn into solids when exposed to higher temperatures for a prolonged period of time, like when your boiling an egg.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:52:49 No.648404011 Report

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>>648403840
Didnt think about that. Good point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:53:14 No.648404075 Report

Quoted By: >>648404800 >>648407839 >>648408231

>>648403840
So you're telling me I can make scrambled jizz for breakfast by running benchmarks on my pc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:54:18 No.648404281 Report

Quoted By: >>648404367

>>648402583
>first human in history to give a computer an STD
>tfw you will be remembered as a sexual deviant when herpes mutates and starts a digital pandemic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:54:43 No.648404347 Report

Quoted By: >>648404492 >>648404621

Jizz turns brown after a while, wouldn't recommend it aesthetically speaking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:54:52 No.648404367 Report

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>>648404281
The dream!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:55:36 No.648404492 Report

Quoted By: >>648404630

>>648404347
Are you talking from personal experience?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:56:24 No.648404621 Report

Quoted By: >>648406493

>>648404347
I guess it could work if you refill it daily to prevent it from going brown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:56:27 No.648404630 Report

Quoted By: >>648404757 >>648405403

>>648404492
Saw an example here yesterday

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:57:14 No.648404757 Report

Quoted By: >>648405001

>>648404630
Really? In what context?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:57:30 No.648404800 Report

Quoted By: >>648408231

>>648404075
Oh what a good time to be alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:58:51 No.648405001 Report

Quoted By: >>648405251 >>648405403

>>648404757
Some brony kept a cup filled with jizz and a pony figure in it

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:00:20 No.648405251 Report

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>>648405001
seems pretty typical

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:00:35 No.648405288 Report

Quoted By: >>648405606

>>648402583
What a fucking idiot>>648402583

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:01:25 No.648405403 Report

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>>648404630
>>648405001
How's your first week?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:02:01 No.648405494 Report

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>>648405403
I wish, the first week was magical

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:02:53 No.648405606 Report

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>>648405288
>tfw i get called idiot online

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:06:11 No.648406027 Report

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>>648405494
i know that feel

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:08:05 No.648406276 Report

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>>648405606
This no stupid questions bullshit ended in high school. We are playing for points and there are a shit load of dumb questions. So think before you start spewing shit from your word hole.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:09:14 No.648406423 Report

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>>648406276

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:09:52 No.648406493 Report

Quoted By: >>648406691

>>648404621
How much dick do you have lying around? Because that isn't a one man job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:11:22 No.648406691 Report

Quoted By: >>648407673

>>648406493
I'm the dude that steels from sperm donor storage facilities.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:15:07 No.648407212 Report

Quoted By: >>648407378 >>648407522

>>648402583
The water in the water cooling loop is not 100% made out of water. They've added some chemical shit in it. Also your jizz will probably start turning bad and it'll fuck up your computer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:16:17 No.648407378 Report

Quoted By: >>648407616

>>648407212
What id you mix the jizz with some water and anticorrosive addatives?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:17:13 No.648407522 Report

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>>648407212
Thanks for giving cancer to my eyes, asshole!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:17:48 No.648407616 Report

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>>648407378
I think it would still turn bad after a while.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:18:10 No.648407673 Report

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>>648406691
That is not how you make a personal army. Try reddit next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:19:11 No.648407839 Report

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>>648404075
Holy fuck this made me chuckle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:19:33 No.648407901 Report

Quoted By: >>648409318 >>648411482

>>648402912
Wet cum doesn't glow, I've tried it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:21:38 No.648408231 Report

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>>648404800
>>648404075
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:28:27 No.648409318 Report

Quoted By: >>648410294 >>648411482

>>648407901
Did you expose it to UV light?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:34:58 No.648410294 Report

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>>648409318
Yes

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:35:14 No.648410332 Report

Quoted By: >>648410499 >>648410650

I think this belongs here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:36:26 No.648410499 Report

Quoted By: >>648410956

>>648410332
is that jizz in a fishtank?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:37:28 No.648410650 Report

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>>648410332
Please tell me that's not what I think it is.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:39:34 No.648410956 Report

Quoted By: >>648411154 >>648411274

>>648410499
>>648410650
It was from a thread here a few days ago, some guy asked us if we wanted him to jizz in the fish tank

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:40:29 No.648411088 Report

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it might work, but that's at least a liter of jizz, more if you want to top up the reservoir

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:41:02 No.648411154 Report

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>>648410956
I wonder if the fish will give birth to aquaman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:41:20 No.648411180 Report

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>>648402583
Don't be stupid. Anything that's not distilled water will gunk up and go bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:41:58 No.648411274 Report

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>>648410956
My sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:43:31 No.648411482 Report

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>>648402912
>>648407901
>>648409318
>>648410294

organics glow under UV light when you add luminol

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