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Hi everybody....
My Names Jay. Guess you could call me your average boy. Hell, maybe I was about 3 days ago until I heard the new assassins creed had just been released. You see...Im a poor boy, nobody likes me. Born into this family on monstrosity.

I tried singing in streets begging for pennies but they jsut walk by and laugh....occasionally one will beat me up and attempt to rape me before I manage to run away back home to which my mother then makes fun of me because I don't own the latest assassins creed. "Ha look the boy who doesn't own assassins creed syndicate! Noobfag" She says...


I know its a long shot but somewhere, someone out there is waiting to gift me it on steam...I know they are. Are you that person? Please donate, so I can feel special, Thanks bro

Sincerly, your best friend.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/MrJay4Show