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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:28:09 No.648382379 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>648382530 >>648382608 >>648383204 >>648383617 >>648385006 >>648386456 >>648387389

>gf wants me to do 20 pushups when she comes over
>lazy fat fuck that can't do a single one

How do I fake it /b/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:29:13 No.648382530 Report

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>>648382379
>gf
>implying you're not the girl in the relationship

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:29:53 No.648382608 Report

Quoted By: >>648382816

>>648382379
Lift with your shoulders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:31:27 No.648382816 Report

Quoted By: >>648383726

>>648382608
explain more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:31:38 No.648382838 Report

Quoted By: >>648382963

How did you manage to get a gf in the first place?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:31:56 No.648382870 Report

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Be prepared to lose your gf. Tbh you dont deserve one if you cant do a single push up. Your only chance is to try and turn it around and ask her to do 20. She probably cant cuz shes a girl and fat like you. So that way you can atleast try to salvage it by going to a gym together. But that shit wont work :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:32:39 No.648382963 Report

Quoted By: >>648385690

>>648382838
>implying fat people can't get gfs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:34:13 No.648383204 Report

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>>648382379
Ironic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:37:11 No.648383617 Report

Quoted By: >>648383865

>>648382379
easy, just die, you fat fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:38:05 No.648383726 Report

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>>648382816
The flow of electricity through your nerves is blocked by your malformed muscles

Focus on your spine to overcome this problem

Have her help you adjust your posture

Posture, that is the key to your strength

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:39:05 No.648383865 Report

Quoted By: >>648384243 >>648387833

>>648383617
the virginity is strong in this one :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:41:30 No.648384243 Report

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>>648383865
Being a virgin is a good thing
There's nothing cool about killing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:43:59 No.648384634 Report

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Half reps and counting out loud

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:46:12 No.648384958 Report

Quoted By: >>648385836

question is, why did she get with a lazy fat fuck like you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:46:28 No.648385006 Report

Quoted By: >>648385525

>>648382379
tell her you got the hint and you will got to the gym from now on. (and actually do)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:49:47 No.648385525 Report

Quoted By: >>648386369

>>648385006
I'm going as soon as I get my ingrown toe fixed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:50:52 No.648385690 Report

Quoted By: >>648386238

>>648382963
you can't

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:51:06 No.648385726 Report

Quoted By: >>648386380

Grow some balls and tell her to fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:51:53 No.648385836 Report

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>>648384958
she loves me :) fortunately more than ur mom loves you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:54:48 No.648386238 Report

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>>648385690
Well not with that attitude, faggot. Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:55:38 No.648386369 Report

Quoted By: >>648386555

>>648385525
An ingrown fucking toe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:55:42 No.648386380 Report

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>>648385726
i will probably kill myself before I go back not having sex for a whole week

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:56:09 No.648386456 Report

Quoted By: >>648386717 >>648389586

>>648382379

Just tell her the truth, but make a promise to her and yourself that you'll be able to do it in 4 weeks. And this is you're chance to get power fit, you can do it buddy /b/elieves in you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:56:43 No.648386555 Report

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>>648386369
yea. shit bleeds alot from just regular walking

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:57:56 No.648386717 Report

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>>648386456
10/10 advice right here /b/ro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:02:33 No.648387389 Report

Quoted By: >>648388752

>>648382379
pretty sure that's a point she was trying to make
that you are horribly out of shape and need to fix it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:05:02 No.648387833 Report

Quoted By: >>648388752

>>648383865
offended, you fat fuck? :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:10:48 No.648388752 Report

Quoted By: >>648390394

>>648387389
yea i know. told her that been planning to hit the gym for a while ago.
the shit is that my weight fluctuates like really easy. if i diet for a couple weeks i can lose a ton of weight very quick. but as soon as i start back eating the junk the weight comes back so fucking fast

>>648387833
yes!! i'm not fat X( i'm big boned. don't hrut my feelings like that :'(

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:15:52 No.648389586 Report

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>>648386456

This. Though I would also suggest a positive or negative reinforcement (whichever motivates you more). Like, get it done and she has to dress up like Camy and let you yell hadouken when you creampie her. Or fail to get it done and you get to watch her pick up some fit dude at the bar and take him home so he can do those push-ups with her under him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:21:06 No.648390394 Report

Quoted By: >>648391129

>>648388752
Bro, you can be super skinny or fat as fuck and still not able to do a push-up. Fuck your bullshit crash dieting. It's about not having enough muscle to move your fucking body. Jesus H. Christ man, do you even lift?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:25:46 No.648391129 Report

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>>648390394
last time i went in a gym i was lifting upto 60kg. but that was 2013

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