Holy fuck /b/,

I pick up this nerdy girl 5'3" (pic related) at a big garage sale where she's selling stuff.
Before I can get her # she gets mine.
She asks me out on date for her birthday.
Of course yes.
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Go on dinner date.
It's super effective!
So I taek you to da |
Start talking sex stuff.
She's into Japanese bondage heavily.
Dom. Bisexual.
Loves pain.
Huge bruise on her arm.
Asks me to squeeze it.
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Tells me she likes to tie up girls the most.
Then use and abuse them.
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I ask her type.
She says highschool girls with a troubled upbringing.
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She doesn't know I just got out of federal prison for cp. Did 6 years.

I think I found my soul mate.