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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:40:31 No.648346671 View View Reply Original Report

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How do I actually hang myself? Does anyone know in detail how to do it. I have found guides for tying the hangmans noose on youtube but how do I tie the other end up in my house? How far do I need to fall? Any tips are welcome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:46:23 No.648347301 Report

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Try the rafters in the garage. If inside house the ceiling drywall can be destroyed a little and you'll find raters behind them. Pick a rafter that goes all the way thru and not the small ones

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:47:46 No.648347436 Report

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don t do it ..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:51:09 No.648347825 Report

Quoted By: >>648359409

do it at the park or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:51:35 No.648347868 Report

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As for height i know theres a formula somewhere(google?) that tells you the amount of rope length for body weight. I assume youre trying to snap neck?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:53:37 No.648348118 Report

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>>648346671

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:53:42 No.648348128 Report

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Good luck!

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:55:23 No.648348323 Report

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>>648346671
Stream it fagget

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:01:29 No.648349042 Report

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do it!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:06:03 No.648349585 Report

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>>648347868
I've been doing some research and apparently you don't need to fully snap neck. The rope just needs to be tight around neck and you lose consciousness in 30 seconds even just by hanging. I assume the small fall from using a chair helps to just make it extra tight

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:08:45 No.648349857 Report

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stream it OP, at least do something for the community before you go

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:13:37 No.648350347 Report

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:15:50 No.648350616 Report

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You will want to drop a good 6 feet. Make sure you don't swing. I was going to hang myself but i'm a coward. What i really need is a gun to blow my fuckin brains out. Good thing i live in canada and guns cant be bought by some crip on he corner.. i guess.. fml

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:19:32 No.648351010 Report

Quoted By: >>648352151 >>648352836

>>648350616
>>648346671
So what's your reasons for suicide this fine Sunday afternoon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:28:57 No.648352151 Report

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>>648351010
my reason is that im pathetic. im 21, ive lived through a fine upbringing and cant blame anyone but myself.

i have nothing to look forward to or live for. all i do all day is wait to get back to my computer to mindlessly get through time. ill never get a girlfriend, and its too late now. if i was a girl i wouldnt want to be with me, so its pretty unfair to try to trick one of them into being with me isnt it?

same with getting a job. im sure there are better applicants, and i wouldnt hire me over someone else, so why trick a company into hiring me?
ive got no value or worth to anyone. i have barely any friends, and a bleak outlook of the future, so i want to end it now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:31:25 No.648352455 Report

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>>648352151
Cya bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:32:25 No.648352580 Report

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>>648352151
What about your parents?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:33:28 No.648352694 Report

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>>648352151
A very good reason indeed. And you will go by hanging?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:33:59 No.648352756 Report

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Do it from a nice sturdy tree
And make sure you swallow a bunch of sleeping pills and just stand there till you pass out so you don't pussy out once the pain starts

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:34:39 No.648352836 Report

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>>648351010

my serotonin levels are fucked. I am basically walking dead. work-sleep-work-sleep-work x 10000 and then what... pissing myself in a old age home. Im looking for reasons but apparently i am a cynical ashole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:37:24 No.648353155 Report

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>>648352580
i love my parents, theyd be a main reason for staying alive

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:39:27 No.648353406 Report

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:40:17 No.648353501 Report

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>>648352836
Well anon, if you think it won't get better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:41:12 No.648353613 Report

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>>648353155
Then stay with them. They'll never stop loving you and they will miss you a lot if you an hero.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:41:46 No.648353683 Report

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>>648346671
Tie rope around neck take shit load of sleeping pills kill urself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:43:15 No.648353852 Report

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Do it!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:44:36 No.648354025 Report

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Dispersion of energy is slowly creating a single temperature in the universe

Your entire existence is slowly killing the universe you selfish twat

Do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:44:48 No.648354044 Report

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>>648349585
Those 30 seconds you will feel the deepest regret of your life, whether you truly want to die or not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:45:11 No.648354086 Report

Quoted By: >>648354834

You dumb cunt. Don't try to hang yourself; that's an awful way to die and regularly doesn't work.

If you really want to die, go to the party store a buy a canister of helium for inflating balloons. Helium displaces air so you'll go to sleep if you let it all out in an enclosed space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:45:57 No.648354192 Report

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>>648346671
i think i know her. OP are you bermudian?
also don't be a fool. don't hang yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:46:02 No.648354199 Report

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>>648353613
maybe i should wait until they die but itll be such a long time. and hard for them to watch their son be a failure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:47:31 No.648354377 Report

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>>648352151
>its too late now
Fuck off, you're 21.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:50:03 No.648354704 Report

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>>648354199
So, ending it now or living and being a failure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:50:35 No.648354767 Report

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>>648352151
I feel ya, feels like I'm just treading water in life too. It's like I want things to change but the longer things stay the way they are, the harder it is to change. Luckily I'm a real laid back guy, I'm figuring it out as I go. Also don't do it, it's selfish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:51:07 No.648354834 Report

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>>648354086
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

hanging seems pretty reliable, but i dont understand why it would have such a high agony rating, really dont want that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:53:24 No.648355093 Report

Quoted By: >>648355323 >>648355435

Don't use rope.
Use thin piano style wire.
Make a slip knot in it and loop over neck. Go up on roof and attach other end to some thing solid. Make sure wire ends 10 or so feet off ground.
When ready, use crazy glue to attach hands to side of head before jumping.
You will be found outside near building with the appearance that you ripped your head off!!

>FTW

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:55:27 No.648355323 Report

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>>648355093
>crazy magic tricks, with parent's permission!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:56:21 No.648355435 Report

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>>648355093
Do this OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:56:22 No.648355440 Report

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>>648352151
Dude, you're 21, you have a lot of life left. Just change your habits one day a week for a month... then 2 days. then 3 days... work out, eat healthier, think about what you want to do with your life... just one day a week.

Also, if you're going to give up, at least give your parents the courtesy of not letting them be the people that find you. my aunt found my cousin(her son) and she's been fucked up since. seriously though, everyone in your family will miss you even if you don't think they will.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:56:52 No.648355496 Report

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Can you stop breathing my air please?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:58:09 No.648355646 Report

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>>648354044
30 seconds of deep regret vs. a lifetime of moderate regret

Choices, choices...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:00:48 No.648355905 Report

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>>648352151
Walk around like you are somebody and you will become somebody. Develop a personality that people like. Maybe even copy your favourite movie personalities a bit. Don't ever give up on it, even if you feel like an idiot. You literally have nothing to lose at this point so why not?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:01:44 No.648356029 Report

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>>648352151
Dude, episode 7 is coming out this December.

Or at least the very least, if you're going to kill yourself do it on Halloween

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:08:02 No.648356750 Report

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Wrap the rope around something sturdy a few times before you tie it up and stand on a chair. Kick the chair out from under yourself so you can't pussy out faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:13:53 No.648357425 Report

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>>648350347
Never thought this picture would ever actually have to be used in a real situation.
>implying it is real
But if it is, +1 to the picture.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:15:42 No.648357650 Report

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:15:48 No.648357668 Report

Quoted By: >>648359177

>>648346671
>how do I tie the other end up in my house?
Square knot the rope around a rafter in the garage
>How far do I need to fall?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:16:07 No.648357703 Report

Quoted By: >>648357986

>>648352151
gosh you are pathetic indeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:18:33 No.648357986 Report

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>>648357703
>says the guy who say "gosh"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:20:35 No.648358203 Report

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>>648352151
dude if you think your life sucks, i have to introduce you an ex friend of mine
>lying to his best buds
>losing them cause they find out
>now he has like no friends left
>red hair
>his job is massaging old people
>kissless virgin
>wanking his whole day along like 5 times to some anal triple penetration porn (saw in browser history)
>turned 25 today
>prob sitting alone at home, doing a fap marathon and feeling useless

so before you think about suicide, there are a lot of people who have it worse. you can still get back into life man

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:21:33 No.648358307 Report

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>>648352151

There are lots of great experiences and achievements ahead. The fact that you can't foresee them – or even believe in them – doesn't mean they aren't there.

When people throw themselves off the Golden gate Bridge, they always start screaming halfway down – because they realize how big a mistake they've just made.

Don't do it. Accept that you don't feel good right now. Say or do something nice for someone else, even though you don't see the point. Making even a tiny difference will make the day endurable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:29:10 No.648359177 Report

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>>648357668
Most useful post here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:31:20 No.648359409 Report

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>>648347825
yesssss so that kids in the morning see everyting and become pedos in the future

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